Tropers/{{Ozbourne}} is one of those people who never knows exactly what to write about herself in biographies.

Don't worry; she doesn't usually talk about herself in the third person. She's only doing it here because putting "I am..." all over the page would look a bit strange.

[[ReallySevenHundredYearsOld Ozbourne's age depends entirely upon whose perspective it is we're talking about.]]
* WordOfGod has confirmed that she is 606 this year.

Oh, and because others seem to be doing it, Ozbourne is hopping on the bandwagon and asking that if anyone has any descriptions or tropes that might apply to her, feel free to add them to the [[TroperWall/{{Ozbourne}} wall.]]

Tropes that describe Ozbourne:
* EeriePaleSkinnedBrunette (super pale, brown-black hair, and a bit creepy)
* BlindingBangs (In some of her pictures she's posted)
** And now they've been trimmed to regular blunt bangs.
* WhoWantsToLiveForever ([[EpilepticTrees that's why she's so bored]])
* ViewerGenderConfusion (Subverted by actually reading my profile.)
** DoubleSubverted by looking at her pictures where she has short hair.
* NotAMorningPerson
* [[YouGottaHaveBlueHair You Gotta Have Purple Hair]]
* MustHaveCaffeine (Or she can't think right.)
* NightmareFetishist (feels kind of good to admit that.)
* DisabilitySuperpower (if she wasn't bored, she wouldn't be able to throw her fireballs)
* [[DoesNotLikeShoes Does Not Like Socks]]
* Queen of BuffySpeak:
->It's a thing!
->ok, it's no longer a thing, but as I was distracted when it was a thing and thus couldn't announce that it was a thing... it was a thing.
* {{Pettanko}} (May as well stick this on, I've mentioned my lack of assets several times now anyway)
** Especially the "I want boobies!" incidents in Vent.
* CreepyMonotone (actually it's cute and endearing, so there.)
* PsychoElectro
* LivingStatue and don't you forget it! - @/{{Keybreak}}
* TalkativeLoon, its the talk about buckets all the time :p -@/{{Whaleofyournightmare}}
* {{Fangirl}} of Vriska and homestuck in general - @/LolipodDistortion
* ForgotSheWasARobot. Search your heart, you know it to be true! - @/BooleanEarth
* [[OnlySaneMan Only Sane Woman]]. Yes, really. - @/{{Lemurian}}
* HalloweenSpecial: Because my brain can't think of something else right now. Maybe, someday... ~@/DhanaRagnarok
* TheQuietOne: Whale doesn't know what he's talking about. You're low-key.
* ReiAyanamiExpy: What all the above tropes seem to add up to. - @/{{Haldo}}
* DemonicSpiders: very much in a good way. 8] ~{{Tropers/squiddleTron}}
* OurVampiresAreDifferent (yep, now you know how I'm 600+ years old.)
* ImTakingHerHomeWithMe: My reaction to cats and kittens, and the reason I have my kitty.
* KindheartedCatLover (Just listen to me gush about my cat!)
* LipstickLesbian
* LesbianVampire

Old vandalism is here. New vandalism goes on the troper wall in the above link.

Hey Ozbourne!
* AlienGeometries
Hey Ozbourne. I left you some pizza.

HAY OZBOURNE this is mostly just a random comment and graffiti.

WilliamWideWeb wants to know the secret to your immortality.

OMG [[Tropers/{{Dark Lady Celebrian}} DARK LADY CELEBRIAN]] WUZ HEER

Tropers/SeveredKhan appears... For no reason at all!


[[WildMassGuessing Ozbourne]] is [[CodeGeass C.C.]] She's a bored immortal and that's all the information you need for EpilepticTrees!

Hey, Ozbourne. I haven't seen you that much around the forums after I stopped reading Troper Updates. Which is too bad, 'cause you seem like a neat person.

Tropers/{{Lemurian}} may or may not have been here, but there is a bottle of booze and a link to some [[ awesome Touhou-related music]], so chances are that he was.

Ridiculous and slightly hallucinatory vandalizing comment. - Tropers/{{Wicked223}}

-offering of a years supply of snark- ~Tropers/{{Katrika}}

Have you ever considered [[TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy insulting every being in the universe in alphabetical order?]] -Tropers/darnpenguin

Hello then. You asked for a comment, here it is. -signed, [[Tropers/{{Kinkajou}} Mortal]].

Vandalism? Okay. ''[[strike:Pokemon sucks!]]'' You are awesome.

Ozbourne is by far the coolest immortal I've ever met. - @/TheJackal

Wild [[strike:ABRA]]Tropers/{{Tangent 128}} Appeared!

If you could see the end of the world as we know it, would you still be bored? -Tropers/WanderlustWarrior

Tropers/{{Haven}} uses LELOUCH-INSPIRED HAMMINESS. Critical Hit!

Fear the boredom. I give you the big shiny red button that will fix boredom I promise.-Tropers/TuefelHundenIV
* [[spoiler: There will be no chiseling my pants off when I am a statue.]] Very amusing.
Oh God! How did this get here! [[meme I'm not good with computers]] Tropers/{{Justice4243}}

All my base (and pizza) are belong to you. Tropers/{{ladycoffee}}

Well I suppose I should pay a visit... ~ Tropers/{{Zyxzy}}

Hey there! Thanks for leaving something back at my page! ~ Tropers/{{L3wt}}

[=* =]Attempts to vandalise here and gets zapped.* - Tropers/CoyoticEvil

Tropers/MissHedgey baked you some brownies! Hope you love it.

Hello, fellow Pokemon fan! ~ Tropers/{{Arcadiarika}}


Listen all y'all, it's sabotage! Ozbourne is all kinds of cool! --Tropers/{{goodtimesfreegrog}}

I came here in an attempt to figure out the reasoning behind your color coding. And also to thank you for leaving a comment on my page :) -- Tropers/{{Leradny}}

* TakenForGranite

Nice redirect. Also, since when do users get WMG pages? - Tropers/CapedLuigisYoshi

Well, it's a ''good thing'' I kept that Master Ball until now. --Tropers/{{Shlapintogan}}

[=DANCING KIRBIES!!=] <(^^)> <(^^<) (>^^)> <(^^)> "Poyo~!"--Tropers/SquealingSandry

Hello, fellow not-romantic-person. - Tropers/ImipolexG

Weird. I got to [[TheWizardOfOz Oz]], but I didn't see any yellow brick road. Huh. - Tropers/{{Keybreak}}

'''''[[OhCrap Oh my god]]''''', Oz isn't made of stone anymore! '''''[[TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt RUN!]]''''' --Tropers/{{Shlapintogan}} again.

Clearly, you are the eternally-bored to my eternally-amused. I salute thee. - Tropers/{{Krrackknut}}.

Wild Tropers/{{Gloom}} appeared! Gloom used MythologyGag! - Tropers/GabrielGloom

O HAI [[FanNickname NOSEBOURNE]]! - @/NotSoBadassLongcoat

[=* is a statue* =]
You're right, this is ''awesome!'' - Tropers/{{Aleclom}}

The coolest snake-haired petrifier on the Internet. *bows* - @/{{Arcolops}}

"There are no uninteresting subjects, only uninterested people." ...and statues, I guess? - @/{{Noaqiyeum}}

Epitome used petrify! ...It did nothing, seeing as Oz is already a statue. Well that's awkward. ~@/{{Epitome}}

Geez, have I really been this lazy in vandalizing pages? THIS MUST BE CHANGED!!! -@/{{Spooky Mask}}

-vandalises statue- -@/{{Shichibukai}}

[[PaleSkinnedBrunette Pale Skinned]] [[TakenForGranite Granite]] [[{{Pettanko}} Cutie]]! -@/{{Tobias Drake}}

Congratulations. You've lost the game. -@{{Tropers/DJMarred}}

Heya! :D-{{Tropers/Etheru}}

It's a strange feeling, looking at your page and seeing you ''still'' have C.C. as your image... ~@/{{Noaqiyeum}}

How ''do'' you comb your hair without excruciating pain? - {{Tropers/Kraken}}

So... you're [[ReallySevenHundredYearsOld 599?]] I'm a long-lived bored person too! Not a statue though. Have I run across you before? ~ {{Tropers/Electrosa}}

I've forgotten to mark your page, which is so rude of me. Time to correct that. -@/NathanielTheSeeker

Trick or treat! -@/MilosStefanovic

This page needs at least one {{Tropers/squiddleTron}} edit! 8]

Why haven't I editted this yet? <> - @/LoID

[[spoiler:Rats!]]~ Tuefel

[[{{Tropers/squiddleTron}} trick or treat!]]
** Trick or treat! - @/LolipodDistortion
** Trick or Treat -@/{{Whaleofyournightmare}}
** Trick or Treat! - @/KarlKadaver
** Trick or treat! - @/{{Haldo}}
* Trick or Trope! - @/{{Lemurian}}

You gave me ponies and infected me with a disease that makes me dependent upon them for survival. All I can say is...thank you! -[[Tropers/DemoralizedAnt DA]]