Good day to you, lady and/or gentleman! I am Noaqiyeum and I am pleased to make your acquaintance. Please feel free to leave traces of your passage below the
Coda. Err... very sorry. I seem to be experiencing some
technical difficulties. It may become necessary to send a bleen alert. In the event of a BLIT inceptionnote or Fiction Metastability Event, please make sure you are securely fastened to your nearest reality before continuing. If no such reality is available, a brane of sufficient dimension may be found behind your quixotic cortex to stabilize your descent. Have a safe landing, and thank you for joining us on today's flight of fanc-anc-anc-ancancancancyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy*
Vital Exception 0E: Eternal Domain Error
"I must have awesome nightmares if you're one of them." - gentlemanorcus
"I think I was more comfortable with xim when xe was an betentacled abomination unto the Lord in my mind." - Sabre's Edge
Reports suggest that the script to your left is difficult to read. I thought it was a funny idea at the time, but I suppose it's come out somewhat poorly.
As I tend to have a lot of ideas that I thought were funny at the time but come out somewhat poorly, it shall remain in place, and use this space for clarifying notes.note
This, of course, merely begs the question of how I ought to describe myself such that I won't get demands for further
explanation. Let's see.
I am philosophical, whimsical, artistic, geeky, methodical, pedantic, secretive, confusing, honest, analytical, bibliophibian, slightly creepy, overly anxious and self-aware, and rather passive-aggressive. I consider complexity the measure of good art, intention and action the measure of good deeds, and a well-placed pun or reference the pinnacle of good humor. The general consensus seems to be that I am male and possibly British. I write and draw stuff that I might be too embarrassed to show you, I like forthright arguments and corn muffins (and wug!
), and dislike thoughtlessness and Walt Whitman. In short, I am rather similar to this page: nonsensically elaborate and incomprehensibly confusing.
Does that make things any better, I hope? Molto bene! Very *squishy* to meet you
! Please see here
if you find my name difficult to pronounce; here
, if you think I said something particularly clever; and here
, if you would like to desecrate the page with tropes, commentary, or salutatory remarks!
Mental Images of the Tropers
I dabble in artiness and have been drawing my mental images of other tropers in this thread
. This folder is in satisfaction of a request that I list them in one place.
I'm drawing tropers of whom I get particularly interesting/unique/distinct/wasauchimmer mental images. I'm happy to take requests (it helps me remember everyone whom I have such images of), but please don't take it personally if I don't actually ever draw you! note
So... similarly, I don't think I'm going to state whom I'm drawing ahead of time. It'll be a happy surprise for you
Interests - (contents under pressure, keep closed when not in use)
Sorted by category, ordered by letter, numbered by preference on a scale of 0% to 100% True Art
Contributions to the Wiki
Tropes describing me and other assorted vandalism has been relocated here. We apologise for the convenience.