Music / The Arrogant Worms
The Arrogant Worms are a three man comedy folk band from
Kingston, Ontario. They gained massive popularity on the internet in the early 2000s, with their catchy tunes and hilarious jabs at Canadian culture. They got so popular that another Canadian comedy group, Three Dead Trolls in a Baggie, has had the misfortune of their entire catalogue being attributed to the Worms.
- 1992 The Arrogant Worms
- 1994 Russell's Shorts
- 1995 C'est Cheese
- 1997 Live Bait (live album)
- 1997 Christmas Turkey
- 1999 Dirt!
- 2001 Idiot Road
- 2002 Gift Wrapped (compilation album)
- 2003 Semi-Conducted (live with the Edmonton Symphony Orchestra)
- 2004 Toast! (live album)
- 2006 Beige
- 2008 Torpid (live album)
While their songs about Canada, such as "Canada's Really Big" or "We Are The Beaver," are among their most popular, they've also had hits with songs about other subjects, such as vegetable rights activitism ("Carrot Juice is Murder"), sports ("Me Like Hockey"), various animals ("I Am Cow," "Billy The Theme Park Shark"), and little-known relatives of famous Biblical people ("Jesus' Brother Bob"), to name a few. Their music consists of style parodies of nearly every music genre one can think of, from folk to Eighties pop to country to Celtic, and even children's music ("Rippy The Gator"). Arrogant Worms concerts are always somewhere between jam session and stand up comedy.Magic: The Gathering
did a Shout-Out
to them in the form of the card Arrogant Wurm
The Arrogant Worms contains examples of:
- The Alleged Car: "Car Full Of Pain" is about one of these, and the titular Plymouth Horizon of "Horizon" seemed to be well on its way before a violent death.
- And That's Terrible: From "Carrot Juice Is Murder":
Lead: Carrot juice constitutes murder
Background: And that's a real crime
- Anti-Christmas Song: Their Christmas album, Christmas Turkey is full of them.
- Anti-Love Song: "New Car Smell" qualifies.
- Arson, Murder, and Jaywalking: In "I Ran Away", the insults thrown at the protagonist's girlfriend include "She's a fat ugly tramp", "She smells like peanut butter", "She's a loser", "She's pedantic", and "She's a mediocre Soccer player".
- As Long as It Sounds Foreign: Their "Gaelic Song" is a perfect example.
- Audience Participation Song: "Rippy the Gator" and "Rocks and Trees" are straight examples. "Jesus Brother Bob" has a couple of lines that tends to be spoken by the audience. "Mounted Animal Nature Trail" is a bizarre example, as the animals in the song are dead and shouldn't make noise, but the crowd will make the noises anyway just so the Worms will make fun of them for doing so.
- Ballad of X: "The Ballad of Dan."
- Boy Band: Their song of the same title.
- Canada, Eh?: Stereotypes about Canada are parodied in a number of songs.
- Chainsaw Good: "Malcolm solves his problems with a chainsaw."
- Christmas Songs: A whole album.
- Cool Car: Winnebago. It has a pool for a humpback whale on the roof. Next to a tennis court. And helipad. Among other things.
- Dirty Coward: The protagonist of "I Ran Away."
- Disproportionate Retribution: Carrot Juice is Murder mentions assaulting a man for eating celery and murdering five farmers.
- Drives Like Crazy: Pretty much everyone in the song "Idiot Road."
- Everythings Better With Bob: "Jesus' Brother Bob," "A Dog Named Bob."
- Everything's Better with Cows: "I Am Cow."
- Food Songs Are Funny: "Carrot Juice is Murder."
- Hurricane of Puns: Jerry Came Home Headless is this.
- Incredibly Long Note: Trevor Strong at the end of "Dangerous."
- Inherently Funny Words: "A Night in Dildo". Seriously, with Newfoundland place names like that, how could they resist?
- Intercourse with You: "Log In To You" is this done in computer geek jargon.
- Kill It with Water: "Pressure Washer."
- The Last of These Is Not Like the Others: After going through several animals in the "Mounted Animal Nature Trail" chorus, each of them making no noise (because they are dead and stuffed), they reach the crow. The crow actually makes a noise, prompting Mike to go "I guess it was alive!"
- Long-Runner Line-up: The Worms have been a group since 1991, and Trevor Strong, Mike McCormick and Chris Patterson have all been there since 1995 (Patterson joined that year, and John Whytock left). This is not counting backup musicians, of which there have been several in the years between 1995 and 2010.
- Look Behind You: The narrator of "I Ran Away" outwits the devil himself by saying, "Look over there!" and fleeing.
I'm hopin' that the devil smokes two packs a day, 'cause my day of reckoning is here and I ran away!
- Losing Your Head: Jerry Came Home Headless. Jerry got decapitated while bumbling around town one day and didn't notice until he came home and tried to fix his hair.
- Lyrical Dissonance
- Mr. Muffykins: The Chihuahua in "Gonna Kill The Dog Next Door" literally drives the narrator Ax-Crazy.
- Non-Appearing Title: "The Last Saskatchewan Pirate" and "Tokyo Love Song" are two examples.
- Ode to Intoxication: "Drink With Me' from the Idiot Road album, "Bottle of Booze" from Toast
- Protest Song: Parodied with "Carrot Juice is Murder."
- Self-Demonstrating Song: The aforementioned "Song Inside My Head."
- Self-Deprecation: Often in their live acts, but the song "Steel-Drivin' Man" is notable because even in the album version the title character - a lazy, alcoholic railroad worker who never actually works and only keeps his job because he works for his father - has is named "Mike McCormick," and performed by singer...Mike McCormick.
- Self-Titled Album: Their first album.
- Squashed Flat: 'Tokyo Love Song'
Her death was unintentional, but now she's two-dimensional. My angel is truly in Heaven.
- Take That!: On their live DVD, Semi-Conducted, a performance of "The Last Saskatchewan Pirate" with full symphony back-up concludes with Mike saying, "Let's see Captain Tractor cover that!"...Referring to the cover version that is now more well-known than the original.
- Title Confusion: Some people think that "The Last Saskatchewan Pirate" is called "Pirates of the Saskatchewan." Despite the obvious pun, this is not the case.