History Tropers / Noaqiyeum

16th Jan '16 3:53:42 PM Noaqiyeum
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* DoctorWho - '''70%'''

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* DoctorWho Series/DoctorWho - '''70%'''



* LieToMe

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* LieToMeSeries/{{iZombie}}
* Series/{{Leverage}}
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* Film/WarmBodies


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* WesternAnimation/OverTheGardenWall
13th May '15 3:24:57 PM Noaqiyeum
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* {{Coraline}}


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* Manga/MiraiNikki
13th May '15 3:12:26 PM Noaqiyeum
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* {{Baccano}} - '''85%'''

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* {{Baccano}} LightNovel/{{Baccano}} - '''85%'''



* DeathNote - '''78%'''
* DespicableMe

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* DeathNote Manga/DeathNote - '''78%'''
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* ExtraCredits
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* ExtraCredits
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* FullmetalAlchemist

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* FuanNoTane
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* HigurashiNoNakuKoroNi - '''87%'''
* TheIncredibles

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* HigurashiNoNakuKoroNi VisualNovel/HigurashiNoNakuKoroNi - '''87%'''
* TheIncrediblesWesternAnimation/TheIncredibles



* LastExile - '''85%'''

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* LiarGame - '''87%'''

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* ReadOrDieComicBook/{{Planetary}}
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* WallEManga/SoulEater
* Manga/{{Uzumaki}}
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* AchievementUnlocked
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* TheBrightInTheScreen

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* AchievementUnlocked
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* VideoGame/AmericanMcGeesAlice
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* TheBrightInTheScreenVideoGame/TheBrightInTheScreen



* {{Chronotron}}
* {{Civilization}}
* {{Closure}}
* CommandAndConquer
* {{Continuity}}

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* {{Civilization}}
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* (LetsPlay) {{Drakengard}}
* DwarfFortress
* (LetsPlay) EternalDarkness
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* (LetsPlay) {{Drakengard}}
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* {{Eversion}}
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* FantasticContraptionVideoGame/FantasticContraption



* GretelAndHansel
* HatofulBoyfriend
* IWannaBeTheGuy
* {{Karoshi}}
* {{Knytt}} and KnyttStories
* TheMajestyOfColors
* {{Myst}}, Riven, Exile, Revelation, URU
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* GretelAndHansel
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* HatofulBoyfriend
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* {{Karoshi}}
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* TheMajestyOfColors
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* {{Myst}}, VideoGame/{{Myst}}, Riven, Exile, Revelation, URU
* MysteryOfTimeAndSpaceVideoGame/MysteryOfTimeAndSpace



* ThisIsTheOnlyLevel
* TowerOfHeaven
* YouHaveToBurnTheRope
* YumeNikki

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* YumeNikkiVideoGame/YouHaveToBurnTheRope
* VideoGame/YumeNikki
11th May '15 3:30:29 PM Noaqiyeum
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* Webcomic/{{Lackadaisy}}



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* Webcomic/{{Lackadaisy}}Webcomic/LavenderLegend
11th May '15 3:24:36 PM Noaqiyeum
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* {{Baccano}}! - '''85%'''

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* {{Baccano}}! {{Baccano}} - '''85%''''''85%'''
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* GirlGenius
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* GunnerkriggCourt
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* IrregularWebcomic

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* InstantClassic
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* Webcomic/{{Lackadaisy}}



* LovecraftIsMissing

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* LovecraftIsMissingWebcomic/LovecraftIsMissing



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* ManlyGuysDoingManlyThingsWebcomic/ManlyGuysDoingManlyThings
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* SchlockMercenaryWebcomic/SchlockMercenary
26th Jan '15 11:42:52 AM Noaqiyeum
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* AliceInWonderland[=/=]ThroughTheLookingGlass


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* ThePhantomTollbooth
10th Jan '15 8:04:13 PM Noaqiyeum
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* FourteenOhEight
* ABeautifulMind - '''85%'''
* AsGoodAsItGets
* {{Casablanca}} - '''85%'''

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* FourteenOhEight
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* ABeautifulMind Film/ABeautifulMind - '''85%'''
* AsGoodAsItGets
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* EdwardScissorhands
* {{Hugo}} - '''85%'''
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* {{Hugo}} Film/{{Hugo}} - '''85%'''
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* {{Moon}} - '''75%'''

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* MinorityReport
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* ThePrestige - '''85%'''
* {{Primer}} - '''76%'''
* TheShawshankRedemption - '''85%'''

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* ThePrestige Film/ThePrestige - '''85%'''
* {{Primer}} Film/{{Primer}} - '''76%'''
* TheShawshankRedemption Film/TheShawshankRedemption - '''85%'''



* TheUsualSuspects

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7th Jul '14 4:32:31 PM Noaqiyeum
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Does that make things any better, I hope? [[DoctorWho Molto bene!]] [[StarControlII Very *squishy* to meet you]]! Please see [[Laconic/{{Noaqiyeum}} here]] if you find my name difficult to pronounce; [[Quotes/{{Noaqiyeum}} here]], if you think I said something particularly clever; and [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Tropers/Noaqiyeum?action=edit here]], if you would like to desecrate the ending bits of this page with tropes or salutatory remarks!

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Does that make things any better, I hope? [[DoctorWho Molto bene!]] [[StarControlII Very *squishy* to meet you]]! Please see [[Laconic/{{Noaqiyeum}} here]] if you find my name difficult to pronounce; [[Quotes/{{Noaqiyeum}} here]], if you think I said something particularly clever; and [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Tropers/Noaqiyeum?action=edit [[TroperWall/{{Noaqiyeum}} here]], if you would like to desecrate the ending bits of this page with tropes tropes, commentary, or salutatory remarks!



[[folder: Vandalism and other things by other people!]]
!THIS IS WHERE TROPES DESCRIBING NOAQIYEUM GO:
* [[AffablyEvil Affably]] [[BlueAndOrangeMorality Blue]] - [[@/StolenByFaeries someone Orange]]
* AFormYouAreComfortableWith - We only assume they're human. :P - @/StolenByFaeries
* AmbiguousGender: Because no-one has put it here - @/StolenByFaeries
** [[AvertedTrope Averted]] as at the [[AprilFoolsDay 1st April 2011.]]
* BadassBookworm: You read more than pretty much everyone I know and are immeasurably more awesome. - @/StolenByFaeries
* BadassMustache - what I imagine Noa has. @/{{cutewihoutthe}}
* BlueAndOrangeMorality-invoked (fringeman)
* BrilliantButLazy: You have admitted that sloth is your greatest vice :P - @/StolenByFaeries
* BunnyEarsLawyer: This we shall always believe in. ^_^ ~ @/{{betterthanstrawberry}}
* CassandraTruth: [[SincerityMode They are a]] [[GoodIsNotNice good it-thingy!]] - @/StolenByFaeries
* TheComplainerIsAlwaysWrong: yes you earn it, also protip make it more obvious next time? Took me like 74 hours to find this list
--> For reference, that was [[@/{{Tzetze}} Tze]]. [[HypocriticalHumor Complaining.]]
* CombatTentacles: Generally avoided in the context of CosmicHorror. ~ @/{{betterthanstrawberry}}
* ComplexityAddiction - [[@/StolenByFaeries the faeries say so]]
* CrazyAwesome -@/{{Milos Stefanovic}}
* CreepyAwesome - @/{{Balmung}}
* {{Creepypasta}}: Seems to be the theme of your gallery - @/{{Balmung}}
* DarkIsNotEvil: He's more than just NightmareFuel. That I agree upon! --@/EarlOfSandvich
* EldritchAbomination -- [[@/{{sgrunt}} a vandal]]
** DidWeJustHaveTeaWithCthulhu -- [[@/{{sgrunt}} the same vandal]]
*** Humanoid Abomination. [[OrIsIT Maybe]]. - {{risingdreams}}
* EmpathicEnvironment / FriendToAllLivingThings: You quite visibly often affect the nature of the discussion when you enter a thread. Environmental alteration is clearly an ability of the greater gods. Based on the rate of rainfall occasionally associated with eldritch beings, [[InsaneTrollLogic it is somewhat likely that you are from Seattle]]. ~ @/{{betterthanstrawberry}}
* EvilDuo - With @/StolenByFaeries. -- @/LiberatedLiberater
* ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin (You'll figure it out in due time...) - @/MidnightVelvet
* FanNickname (Noa, Qiqi) - @/MidnightVelvet
** Also, "[[PronounTrouble it-Thingy]]". -- @/SabresEdge
* GeniusBonus (damned good at them, too) --@/SabresEdge
* GentlemanSnarker: If they are a boy. - @/StolenByFaeries
** LittleMissSnarker: If they are not. - @/{{SabresEdge}}
* LoveableNerd ~ @/{{betterthanstrawberry}}
* GentlemanAndAScholar: you definitely give off that impression. Well, if the gender's right. -@/SabresEdge
* TheGlomp - Probably sinister... -@/EarlOfSandvich
* GoodIsNotNice - Fitting with your definition of nice. - [[@/StolenByFaeries someone]] [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial who is not hiding in a safe faerie ring.]]
* GratuitousLatin - his sig sometimes(apparently) - @/{{fringeman}}
* GratuitousGerman - Really, am I the only one who noticed it? - @/JuanCarlos11
* [[HumansAreCthulhu Noaqiyeum Is Cthulhu]] -@/EarlOfSandvich
* HurricaneOfPuns - you know exactly what I'm talking about, you insane little geography punster.) --@/SabresEdge
* MadArtist: Well, obviously. :P - @/StolenByFaeries
* MadMathematician (Yes, I know [[OlderThanSteam Euler did it first.]] Yes, I know you were just building off e^(pi)i = -1. Nevertheless, [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=4qkj5h3ek93n86qlafgxyyw8&page=1545#38605 the devious problem]] you posted is enough for you to qualify as this. --@/SabresEdge)
* {{Moe}} ~ @/{{betterthanstrawberry}}
* NiceHat (But not nearly as many as I would like.) - @/{{Noaqiyeum}}
* NiceGuy
* NightmareFuelStationAttendant - Possible... -@/EarlOfSandvich
* NightmareFetishist - @/MrW
* NightmareRetardant - You yourself aren't all that scary. --[[@/{{sgrunt}} heeheeheehee]]
* NightmareFuel - A big fan. Not a big provider. @/JuanCarlos11
* {{Omniglot}} - You seem like you would be/ will be, in the future. {{@/Junfez}}
* OstentatiousSecret: Nationality, age, '''gender'''... -- [[@/StolenByFaeries your stalker-equivalent]]
* ThePhilosopher - @/StolenByFaeries
* PrettyCoolGuy - eh likes skary shizz and doesnt afraid of anything. -- @/{{Tre}}
* {{Quintessential British Gentleman}} - What I imagine you as. --@/{{Tropers/MilosStefanovic}}
* {{Retool}}: At least was trying to break the "All NightmareFuel, all the time" associational - @/{{Balmung}}
* TheRival: To @/{{juancarlos 11}}, after all, you are an EldritchAbomination (see above), and he was voted "[[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu Most Likely To Punch Out Cthulhu]]" - @/{{Balmung}}
* StarvingArtist: Sorry! Just came across this trope and remembered that you are the "archetypal starving college student", which when combined with MadArtist means this. :P - @/StolenByFaeries
* ShroudedInMyth: Do we know anything apart from the fact that they're CreepyAwesome? - @/StolenByFaeries
* SincerityMode: Third page pic from the left. ~ @/{{betterthanstrawberry}}
--> SOMEONE BELIEVES ME! :D
* {{Troperiffic}}: Just look at your page! ~@/{{raigakuren}}
* TrueArt: One of the few cases where it works. - @/{{juancarlos11}}
* TheUnpronounceable - His name. @/{{Altoid}}
* WallOfText - This page at first sight! - @/{{InverurieJones}}

Preposterous! Such a lovely contributor page, and hardly any vandalism that I can detect! I am fixing this issue post haste. Your take on ''Still Alive'' is most profoundly touching, and your Brother Of Mine avatar is dazzling. Mesmerizing, even. I seem to have a certain fondness for pale dark-haired Englishmen who stare intensely. I do wish you stepped outside the forum games a bit more often. Well, enough of this foolish PurpleProse, I must be off now. Ta-ta! --@/IronyAdams
--> Danke schoen! (And yes, I should manifest outside Forum Games more often. I'm... working on that.)

Why thank you, kind si--HOLY CRAP WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS PAGE. Not very often one sees a MindScrew contributor page, but I have now learned it should happen more often. I applaud your...whatever this is. That is a compliment. I think.\\
...I-i'm not good at this. --@/{{Epitome}}
--> If it should happen more often, it must be the good kind of MindScrew, I guess? So I'll take it as a compliment. Danke![[note]]Trust me, I'm worse taking compliments than you are giving them. :)[[/note]]

Like Irony Adams, I like your take on ''Still Alive''. Don't worry, you can stay in Forum Games. By the way, why the fnords? --@/DragonKhorse
--> Thanks!
--> [[TheConspiracy Fnords?]] I... am afraid I don't know what you're talking about.

Hey, [[TheNicknamer Noa!]] You dro-\\
-[[MindScrew stops to stare at page]]-\\
...Woah. Anyway, you dropped by my page earlier, I think you were looking for yourself. Just dropping by to tell you that you ''definitely'' showed up at some point. -checks watch- Well, I have to go, see you later! 再见!\\
-looks around, obviously confused-\\
Uh, I think I'm lost... --@/MidnightVelvet
--> This page seems to have that kind of effect on people. [[TimeyWimeyBall How do you think I ended up trying to catch myself?]]

You have created a profile page that is [[ARiddleWrappedInAMysteryInsideAnEnigma a mystery, inside a riddle, wrapped in an enigma]]. Mad props are yours, my homeboy. --@/SeanMurrayI
--> ...gift-wrapped in an enigma. :)

ONE DIMENSIONAL MAZE MY ASS! I AM NOT LOST! I. AM. SPAAAAAAAARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. No wait. That made no sense whatsoever. Well, I'm vandalizing your page anyway. --@/{{WUE}}
--> Well, if you're not lost, you're certainly neither here nor there... and that only leaves one possibility! You must be on my page!

This is truely the best page in the history of pages! I fear I may be stuck. --@/{{Latia}}
--> Thank you! [[GrammarNazi Truly does not contain an e.]]
--> ...Stuck? There are outbound links all over the page!

Thank you so much for the Vandalism on my page! :) -@/{{occono}}
--> My pleasure! You need more of it.

* [[@/{{Sabrinadiamond}} Suberu]] proceeds to [[WhyDontYouJustEatHim eat the page]]* Thanks for adding to my 'Happy Place' trope. oooh, Doctor Who? Me likes!
--> Oh, good, that ''was'' an accurate guess. (Getting into peoples' heads is fun but disorienting and a little embarrassing... you seem to pop up in relation to food and eating, so...)
--> Well - I should HOPE you like the Doctor!

Noaqiyeum has awesome DoctorWho avatars and one of the best userpages on the site. Seriously, you're pretty cool. -- @/TheJackal
--> Well... thanks! [[DoctorWho (I've put a lot of work into it.)]] I suppose I need to go get a fez now.

New and erotic. Awwwwwright. *porn music plays* [[{{@/OuttaTheBLAM}} Mwah!!]]
--> ...[backs away slowly and pulls out [[GirlWithPsychoWeapon a syringe]]]

''I'm very pleased to say that I'm eclectic'' - IReadThatAs ''I'm very pleased to say that I'm ELECTRIC''. Also, good on you for being an {{Eversion}} fan. ~ @/{{Pirka}}
--> I'm electric! Boogy woogy woogy woogy.
--> I don't know anyone who knows of Eversion and ''isn't'' a fan...

Most interesting page! Your style is excellent, you seem to be crazy, but in a [[CrazyAwesome good way]]. Please don't kill me - @/{{Beholderess}}
--> Don't worry, I'll be the last person to kill you!
--> This is my conclusion about lunacy and genius: Geniuses think outside the box. Lunatics think inside the box because that's the side that's bigger. :)

OH DEAR OCTOGOD IN GREAT SEA BEYOND HEAVENS!!! I got blinded by awesome format, or whatever you call it, of this page xD ~ Now-Blind-Yet-Still-Typing, @/{{Spooky Mask}}
--> I HAVE BLINDED YOU WITH COMPUTER SCIENCE!

WUG LOVE FOREVER. -@/{{Tre}}
--> By the power invested in me by no one in particular, I declare the plural of "wug" to be "wugsies"! Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

Noa has the best userpage of all time! -@/{{Shichibukai}}
--> Vielen Dank! (Today, all time; tomorrow, thew heosle wor!)

You've been hit by, you've been hit by, a smooth troper! - {{@/Gentlemanorcus}}
--> How are you, Gentleman?

Never One for Apprehension or Qualms, I Yearn to Explore Uncharted Mindscapes.
--> >_< I '''love''' it.
--> Also, I saw what you did [[labelnote:there]]"The Game", which I assume you [[TheGame just lost]][[/labelnote]], @/{{Zudak}}...

Hello person I don't know very well yet! @/{{Funnyguts}}
--> Hello person! ([[MysteriousPast Believe me, that's not likely to change a lot...]])

Hey, you'll never guess where I'm vandalizing your page from! Give up? I'm on a plane! FUCK YEAH! I bet you don't get vandalism from a plane very often. --@/SeanMurrayI
--> No, not really! Most paint sprays don't quite have that kind of range and precision. o_O CrazyAwesome indeed!

As in awe[[indent:300:Of my page as you are...]]\\
[[labelnote:I]]___________________Solstace_______________________[[/labelnote]] was[[indent:300:in awe of yours first]]
--> Well...[[center:thanks?]]
--> I'm sorry... I had to undo your clever formatting because it was making the entire rest of this page into a hottip. :(

[[{{CivilizationIV}} I am You Must Die, leader of the Lanhamites. My words are backed with nuclear weapons.]] --@/{{YouMustDie}}
--> We affirm this treaty between our two nations! So let it be written; so let it be done.

You are the weirdest guy on the fora. Congratulations. - {{Tropers/Kraken}}.
--> ...yay[[labelnote:!]]Are you sure...? I'm not... but thanks![[/labelnote]] I must be the pride of [subject source code here].

[[{{My Immortal}} Fangs (geddit I'm goff LOL) 4 fixin muh floder, bich!!]] - @/{{mst3kluv}}
--> You're welcome!

O Hai - {{@/Schitzo}}
--> ''hello''
-->''friend''

So I had this dream last night that my friend's mother was one of the pod people from ''InvasionOfTheBodySnatchers'', and yeah, other people started becoming pod people, and it was scary. And then I was swallowed and eaten by the Michelin Man. What do you think it ''means''? --@/SeanMurrayI
--> [[strike: MENE MENE TEKELI-LI UPHARSIN]]
--> I think you need a sleeping pill. [[JonathanCoulton Then you'll feel FANTASTIC!]]

You defaced my page. It made me laugh. TWICE. Awesome! ~@/{{BlackWolfe}}
--> Mwahahahahaha!

Vandalism? ON MY PAGE?!? Why thank you! - @/{{Balrog1911}}
--> You're very welcome!

What's a fnord? - @/LandOfGold
--> [[TheConspiracy You're not cleared]] [[MemeticMutation for]] [[TheIlluminatusTrilogy that.]]

That gum you like is going to [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjeRCsoufII come back in style.]] --@/SeanMurrayI
--> Okay, confession time: I've never seen TwinPeaks. And, since I hear it ends [[MindScrewdriver without resolving]] any of the [[KudzuPlot myriad twists it brought up]], I'm not likely to do so anytime soon.

Technically, while the batshit movie it spun off, ''Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me'', is a '''{{Prequel}}''', it contains some elements that can be interpreted as tying up some of those more important plot threads. Otherwise, you can just stop watching after the ninth episode of the second season and pretend it all just stopped right there; it's actually ''a lot'' easier to do than it sounds. Also, I've started reading ''about'' JorgeLuisBorges, but I haven't tried to find any of his actual works yet. I'm a little preoccupied at the moment with focusing on tracking down and watching certain music documentaries to get me in the zone for one that I'm gonna be working on myself immediately after the holidays. --@/SeanMurrayI
--> All right. Thanks for the advice! I'll be sure to do that.

I think you username wins the award for Most Unpronounceable Username.
- [[{{@/Randomtropeloser}} Random]]
--> [[Laconic/{{Noaqiyeum}} Helpful!]]

I have successfully infiltrated your userpage. --[[@/{{sgrunt}} a spy]]
--> [[strike:SPY'S SAPPIN MY USERPAGE]] Getting in is easy. The hard part is getting back out. Watch your step! :D

The faeries are watching
--> [[SCPFoundation we see you seeing us]]

Hello there, good sir. --{{Tropers/Compassionate Sadist}}
--> Hello madame! An excellent day to you!

Haldo! Prepare ye te be boarded! --[[@/WartysNeryon The Vandalism Pirate]]
--> HA! You'll never take me alive! ''On deck, all hands! Roll out the cannons! Heave to starboard and catch her alongsides! Today, we will write a bloody end to your legend!''

[[HypeBacklash the unpronounceabliation of your username has been grately exaggerated]] :I but you're cool so it's ok\\
- [[AzumangaDaioh TOMO TAKINO~]] <3
--> Ahahah, thank you! Finally, someone who agrees with me!

INSANE IN THE [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Membrane_%28M-Theory%29 P-BRANE.]]\\
-- so sayeth @/{{Zudak}}.
--> Haha! :D

[[labelnote:']] MIND SABOTAGE (Keter-class Memetic Hazard): THE GAME, you are now breathing manually, "yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation" yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation, [insert equivalent of string "G" for formal system: "HUMAN MIND" here], this is not a message, THE GAME, fnord, Hastur Hastur Hastur, Snape Kills Trinity with Rosebud, THE GAME, X/0.[[/labelnote]] Vandalism is over nine thousaaaaand~ {{Tropers/Muramasan13}}
--> Ooh, excellent compilation! If you were hoping to overwhelm me, though - I believe you'll find I'm a ''[[HeartIsAnAwesomePower memetic carrier]]''. >:D

How did you get your page so damn nice looking? Love your forum posts.
And you vandalized my page! Sweet! - @/{{StolenByFaeries}}
--> Thank you and you're welcome! (If you want to see a truly astoundingly well-formatted page, go check out @/{{Solstace}}. O_O )

I just came to acquire some of GlennBeck's family Christmas cards from one of his relatives. [[http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5083/5347496089_d75ec52c50_b.jpg There's something about this picture that's giving me some creepy vibes.]] --@/SeanMurrayI
--> Really? Hmm. Doesn't seem so odd to me...
::Those are ''definitely'' disembodied ghost eyes in the middle of the dark doorway; I can tell. And what are the two spirits standing behind Glenn talking about? Hell, if that picture doesn't give you nightmares then you should see the Beck's family's card from [[http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5282/5347494955_7dfb4194ba_b.jpg the year before.]] Those dogs ''are'' known to have eaten people. It's true; look it up! --@/SeanMurrayI
--> Those aren't spirits, those are just people! ''But'' you're right about the disembodied ghost eyes, which I didn't see at all on the first round. >_<
--> The dogs look like they're hungry for fresh cameraperson. o_O

[[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} Questionably cloudcuckoolandish]] NightmareFetishist EldritchAbomination of our beautiful forums, ''and'' a TomLehrer fan to boot--what's not to like about Noaqiyeum? ~@/SabresEdge
--> I know this one! "...methodical, pedantic, secretive, confusing, honest... overly anxious and self-aware, and rather passive-aggressive."
--> Danke schoen, though!

Hey, can you make a sketch of me? It would be totally amazing if you did. --@/SeanMurrayI
--> I'll consider it. :)

Your page is really big. [-It scares me....-] ~@/GameSpazzer
--> I ''really'' wish there were an easier way to pare it back. Honest.

The faeries are stalking you. [[BlatantLies And they dragged me here against my will.]] - @/{{StolenByFaeries}}
--> [[StalkingIsLove Do tell...]] :P :)
--> And waiting

Do you have a mental image of me? -OOZE
--> ...Sort of. I'll keep you posted if I draw you. :)

How have I not [[{{Pyromaniac}} set your page on fire yet?]] - @/{{Nekoalexa}}
--> I don't know! Yay! FIRE! :D

Hello to the 2011 Troper Most Likely to Give Nightmares! :D -@/EarlOfSandvich
* BTW, can I have a sketch, plox?
--> Hello to you too!
--> You've been added to the list. :)

Something needs told %$$ you have a naiace rep %/$$ well, it is a r %[//]&& Well, you have been notifierd-- [[{{@/Snicklin}} Noaqiyem]] %%
--> ...Thanks? I think? I... can't read that. >_<

The faeries were here. Eventually they'll realize they forgot me while they were stealing your stuff. - [[@/{{StolenByFaeries}} a faerie hostage]]
--> So... you've been left for me as a changeling, then? >:D

Sometimes, I wish I was more well known for my snark and wit, instead of my ham. --@/SeanMurrayI
* And, man, I just had this wicked, twisted dream last night about some tour of some alien galaxy. I think it was also a ride at a Disney theme park, but, man, this tour had it all: Weird aliens doing stuff, extra-terrestrial foods and delicacies (Most of which was human meat because, as we all know, carbon-based life forms are the most delicious and rarest of all delicacies on alien planets), various mutilated alien animals getting turned into some nice leather hides and other materials (again, mostly humans), and it was all in, like, such a tight enclosed hallway that mostly felt like being on the Nostromo from ''{{Alien}}'' as our high-speed [[http://www.capemaycountyrealtors.com/wildwood/DSCN2048.JPG tram car]] just rolled on through. Although, at the end, I got to see one of the most amazing ocean sunsets on an alien planet that I have ever seen in my life. At the tour's conclusion, I killed the tour guide. --[[@/SeanMurrayI Me again]]
--> Well, I see you mostly in forum games, where I think your ham is most evident. :/
--> That's a cool and messed-up dream!

I am terrible...we've known each other for so long and I've never hit your page. Well, remedied now. ;) - @/{{Keybreak}}
--> Hey there!

Heeeeey, Noa!! Ya seem awsum, yoe- {{@/cutewithoutthe}}
--> Thanks. A pleasure lurking on your pet projects. ;)

[[@/EuiliGojjekqtu pf]]
--> CQ?

You look exactly as I imagined you would. --@/SeanMurrayI
--> ...
Wait... you mean that [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Evan6517.jpg this avatar in your gallery that you used once for, like, three hours]] isn't actually a picture of you? Well, then who the hell is it????? --[[@/SeanMurrayI me again]]
--> XD That's [[EverymanHYBRID Evan]]. He's [[MemeticMutation a bad cameramaaaaaaaan]], and [[CrazyAwesome he's going to kill Slenderman]]. I'm honoured by the comparison, though!

Your page is an inspiration to Hussaloes everywhere. Happy 4/13! ~Hungry Joe
--> ALL of them? :D (Danke schoen!)

IT THINGY! I named by [[PokemonBlackAndWhite Victini]] after you! -- @/ACrackInTime
--> I am honoured! [goes to look up what a Victini is]

[[{{Baccano}} Graham Specter]] ''and'' AmericanMcGeesAlice? You. Are. Awesome. I'm sorry I have not much to say. ~[[@/TheIndefiniteOne theindefiniteone]]
--> ''You'' are awesome, because you're a regular on both of their wikis! :D

Man, I'm bored. It's been quite a few days without anyone posting in that Lyrics Association game again. Nudge nudge. Know what I mean? Say no more. --@/SeanMurrayI [[spoiler: [[MontyPython I've always wanted to say that.]]]]
--> [remark goes over my head with an interesting ''whoosh'' sound] ;)

[[{{Baccano}} Thank you!]] MindScrew you! A [[ContinuityNod changeling]] has arrived! - @/StolenByFaeries [--[[TheRoadToEldorado I blame]] ''[[TheVirus you]]'' :P--]
--> [[{{Baccano}} For some reason I'm startin' ta get excited!]] How do I control the beatin' of my flutterin' heart? ''Do I break it?'' Well, I've GOTTA break SOMETHING...!

Man, I hope you come to New York City one day... And are of drinking age. It's 2:37 AM on this wonderful Saturday Night and Sunday Morning, and what a night I've been having! In the past few hours, I've had 4 pints Sam Adams, 2 pints PBR, a shot of Jameson Whiskey, a small hot sake at some sushi bar, 2 glasses of something called "Ass Juice" (don't ask; I don't know any more than you do) and now I'm listening to "Lido Shuffle", Boz Scaggs. BEST NIGHT EVAR!!!!! --@/SeanMurrayI
--> Aheheh... I'm of drinking age, but I'm afraid the only way I enjoy alcohol is by setting it on fire! ...and I've no idea what you're thinking, taking a drink with a name like ''that''. o_O
--> Thank you for the invitation, though! It would be ''awesome'' to meet you in person!

[=*=]does [[color:red: [[AC:Art]] ]] to your page* Thanks again for the sig-quote! ^_^\\
Also, since Sean is promoting NYC, ''[[ShinyNewAustralia Australia]]'' is a nice place for a visit. ;) Of course if I was going to recommend the most interesting place in the LandDownUnder it would be Sydney... which would run contrary to my purposes, actually. -_- ~@/StolenByFaeries
--> It can't be that far from Perth, can it? :P I'm sure we could arrange something. I wouldn't dream of missing a chance like that! :D

I had such a terrible dream last night. I had kidnapped this lady off the street and had her hanging upside-down in my attic where I would flay the skin off her back with a broken pair of scissors and cut off her fingers and leave them in a pile beneath her head. Then when I woke up, I ran up to my attic and THANK GOD! I had put all the fingers I cut off ''in her mouth'' so she wouldn't be yelling and screaming all the time. I was having so much trouble sleeping. --@/SeanMurrayI
--> ...XD Brilliant!

I refuse to let those two monopolise your page! --[[@/{{sgrunt}} a vandal]]
--> Why, thank you, kind sir! A pleasure to see you again!

I do believe that this is my first time that I have vandalised you under my new handle. THIS MUST BE CORRECTED ASAP! ''-adjusts monocle-'' - @/ToolsOfDestruction
--> [gasps] This cannot be! Thank you for amending such a direly unnoticed calamity!

Happy ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HszzIGdMob8 Halloweeeeeee-eeeeee-eeeeeen, Halloweeeeeee-eeeeee-eeeeeen, Halloweeeeeee-eeeeee-eeeeeen, Halloween.]]''[[note]]From 2011[[/note]] --@/SeanMurrayI

Happy All Hallow's Eve 2011! [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pweI8BUawdY I'm carolling!]] :P - @/StolenByFaeries

I'm not myself today. Maybe I'm ''you.'' ;) - [[@/StolenByFaeries Noaqiyeum]]
--> Aheheh. :D

Yo man, how've ya been? It's been far too long since my last visit... one month ago. --@/SeanMurrayI
--> Which I didn't even notice until now anyway. :P Sorry!
--> I've been doing quite well! Classes going up smoothly, overcoming writer's block... And, you may be pleased to know, I've been archive binging Grant Morrison's DoomPatrol. :D
** Never read ''DoomPatrol''. Never read much of Grant Morrison's work at all, for that matter. However, I do hope that ''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zenith_%28comics%29 Zenith]]'' gets reprinted for paperback trade someday because I '''love''' that ''[[TwoThousandAD 2000 AD]]'' stuff (practically the only stuff I read in comic form; the majority of AlanMoore's old work for that publication is more entertaining than ''{{Watchmen}}'').
*** Also, I wanted you to have [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EluslqfAnzo this.]] Happy Holidays.

[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Irtr0d4Wamk Carolling]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Y1dttyp8LI materials]], It-Thingy! ~ @/{{betterthanstrawberry}}
--> 0_0 Thank you! (The Numbers Station is particularly fascinating!)
%%
%% I shall indeed be *joining* the *party*. -{{@/Muramasan13}}
* Vandalization. I is crative is smfrt -@/EternalNoob

I still miss you so much. Why don't you ever come to my page and visit my anymore? [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1W6-ErrHls&ob=av2e This is to let you know how much I'm missing you.]] --@/SeanMurrayI

I must admit I didn't understand the script. - @/AmusedTroperGuy

I'm bored.\\
I'm talking to you.\\
Only one of these sentences is true but I'll vandalize your page regardless. :P - @/StolenByFaeries

* Well what's up. @/JRPictures

* [[redirect: TheManWhoWasThursday]] - [[labelnote:April Fools.]]Yes, I stole your idea but I found it too good not to. :P[[/labelnote]] ;)

* Heylou -@/{{eternal Noob}}

* I was in the neighborhood and just thought it would be nice to stop by again and say hi. Hi. Here's [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arMXYEDuWPg Gary Oldman]] for no reason in particular. --@/SeanMurrayI

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kx8Xb5VJulQ I've never BEEN HERE before!]] Wait... --@/SeanMurrayI

* It is I! Pocky! - @/PeacefulApocalypse

* You should hang out around Writer's Block more. Your very presence nigh-instantly classes up the joint like nobody's business. Also, I'm in your signature! Wow!@/{{JHM}}

* How is that unpronounceable? No-ah-kee-oom. But then, I'm an aspiring omnilinguist, so there's that. VAPOR FOR BRAINS! --@/{{Voyd211}}

Hope I'm not interrupting mister, but I have just had the impulse to tell you that I have made you a new alias. It's ''Pook''. @/{{Snicklin}}

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On February 19th, 2011, troper Noaqiyeum was awarded the following

!THE FLAMING POODLE AWARD

[--With pooperscoopers!©--]

for their artistic genius and ''awesomeness'' in general. As seen [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=gbufed300sgzfzacejigsbrz&page=286#7131 here.]] ''~[[@/TheMightyAnonym TMA]]''

[[evil: Where can I request a mental image of myself? Because they look awesome, even if it appears the waiting list is already long! ~@/DhanaRagnarok]]
[[/folder]]
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[[color:white: fnordy fnordy fnord fnord]]

to:

[[folder: Vandalism ! Tropes describing me and other things by other people!]]
!THIS IS WHERE TROPES DESCRIBING NOAQIYEUM GO:
* [[AffablyEvil Affably]] [[BlueAndOrangeMorality Blue]] - [[@/StolenByFaeries someone Orange]]
* AFormYouAreComfortableWith - We only assume they're human. :P - @/StolenByFaeries
* AmbiguousGender: Because no-one has put it here - @/StolenByFaeries
** [[AvertedTrope Averted]] as at the [[AprilFoolsDay 1st April 2011.]]
* BadassBookworm: You read more than pretty much everyone I know and are immeasurably more awesome. - @/StolenByFaeries
* BadassMustache - what I imagine Noa has. @/{{cutewihoutthe}}
* BlueAndOrangeMorality-invoked (fringeman)
* BrilliantButLazy: You have admitted that sloth is your greatest vice :P - @/StolenByFaeries
* BunnyEarsLawyer: This we shall always believe in. ^_^ ~ @/{{betterthanstrawberry}}
* CassandraTruth: [[SincerityMode They are a]] [[GoodIsNotNice good it-thingy!]] - @/StolenByFaeries
* TheComplainerIsAlwaysWrong: yes you earn it, also protip make it more obvious next time? Took me like 74 hours to find this list
--> For reference, that was [[@/{{Tzetze}} Tze]]. [[HypocriticalHumor Complaining.]]
* CombatTentacles: Generally avoided in the context of CosmicHorror. ~ @/{{betterthanstrawberry}}
* ComplexityAddiction - [[@/StolenByFaeries the faeries say so]]
* CrazyAwesome -@/{{Milos Stefanovic}}
* CreepyAwesome - @/{{Balmung}}
* {{Creepypasta}}: Seems to be the theme of your gallery - @/{{Balmung}}
* DarkIsNotEvil: He's more than just NightmareFuel. That I agree upon! --@/EarlOfSandvich
* EldritchAbomination -- [[@/{{sgrunt}} a vandal]]
** DidWeJustHaveTeaWithCthulhu -- [[@/{{sgrunt}} the same vandal]]
*** Humanoid Abomination. [[OrIsIT Maybe]]. - {{risingdreams}}
* EmpathicEnvironment / FriendToAllLivingThings: You quite visibly often affect the nature of the discussion when you enter a thread. Environmental alteration is clearly an ability of the greater gods. Based on the rate of rainfall occasionally associated with eldritch beings, [[InsaneTrollLogic it is somewhat likely that you are from Seattle]]. ~ @/{{betterthanstrawberry}}
* EvilDuo - With @/StolenByFaeries. -- @/LiberatedLiberater
* ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin (You'll figure it out in due time...) - @/MidnightVelvet
* FanNickname (Noa, Qiqi) - @/MidnightVelvet
** Also, "[[PronounTrouble it-Thingy]]". -- @/SabresEdge
* GeniusBonus (damned good at them, too) --@/SabresEdge
* GentlemanSnarker: If they are a boy. - @/StolenByFaeries
** LittleMissSnarker: If they are not. - @/{{SabresEdge}}
* LoveableNerd ~ @/{{betterthanstrawberry}}
* GentlemanAndAScholar: you definitely give off that impression. Well, if the gender's right. -@/SabresEdge
* TheGlomp - Probably sinister... -@/EarlOfSandvich
* GoodIsNotNice - Fitting with your definition of nice. - [[@/StolenByFaeries someone]] [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial who is not hiding in a safe faerie ring.]]
* GratuitousLatin - his sig sometimes(apparently) - @/{{fringeman}}
* GratuitousGerman - Really, am I the only one who noticed it? - @/JuanCarlos11
* [[HumansAreCthulhu Noaqiyeum Is Cthulhu]] -@/EarlOfSandvich
* HurricaneOfPuns - you know exactly what I'm talking about, you insane little geography punster.) --@/SabresEdge
* MadArtist: Well, obviously. :P - @/StolenByFaeries
* MadMathematician (Yes, I know [[OlderThanSteam Euler did it first.]] Yes, I know you were just building off e^(pi)i = -1. Nevertheless, [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=4qkj5h3ek93n86qlafgxyyw8&page=1545#38605 the devious problem]] you posted is enough for you to qualify as this. --@/SabresEdge)
* {{Moe}} ~ @/{{betterthanstrawberry}}
* NiceHat (But not nearly as many as I would like.) - @/{{Noaqiyeum}}
* NiceGuy
* NightmareFuelStationAttendant - Possible... -@/EarlOfSandvich
* NightmareFetishist - @/MrW
* NightmareRetardant - You yourself aren't all that scary. --[[@/{{sgrunt}} heeheeheehee]]
* NightmareFuel - A big fan. Not a big provider. @/JuanCarlos11
* {{Omniglot}} - You seem like you would be/ will be, in the future. {{@/Junfez}}
* OstentatiousSecret: Nationality, age, '''gender'''... -- [[@/StolenByFaeries your stalker-equivalent]]
* ThePhilosopher - @/StolenByFaeries
* PrettyCoolGuy - eh likes skary shizz and doesnt afraid of anything. -- @/{{Tre}}
* {{Quintessential British Gentleman}} - What I imagine you as. --@/{{Tropers/MilosStefanovic}}
* {{Retool}}: At least was trying to break the "All NightmareFuel, all the time" associational - @/{{Balmung}}
* TheRival: To @/{{juancarlos 11}}, after all, you are an EldritchAbomination (see above), and he was voted "[[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu Most Likely To Punch Out Cthulhu]]" - @/{{Balmung}}
* StarvingArtist: Sorry! Just came across this trope and remembered that you are the "archetypal starving college student", which when combined with MadArtist means this. :P - @/StolenByFaeries
* ShroudedInMyth: Do we know anything apart from the fact that they're CreepyAwesome? - @/StolenByFaeries
* SincerityMode: Third page pic from the left. ~ @/{{betterthanstrawberry}}
--> SOMEONE BELIEVES ME! :D
* {{Troperiffic}}: Just look at your page! ~@/{{raigakuren}}
* TrueArt: One of the few cases where it works. - @/{{juancarlos11}}
* TheUnpronounceable - His name. @/{{Altoid}}
* WallOfText - This page at first sight! - @/{{InverurieJones}}

Preposterous! Such a lovely contributor page, and hardly any
assorted vandalism that I can detect! I am fixing this issue post haste. Your take on ''Still Alive'' is most profoundly touching, and your Brother Of Mine avatar is dazzling. Mesmerizing, even. I seem to have a certain fondness for pale dark-haired Englishmen who stare intensely. I do wish you stepped outside the forum games a bit more often. Well, enough of this foolish PurpleProse, I must be off now. Ta-ta! --@/IronyAdams
--> Danke schoen! (And yes, I should manifest outside Forum Games more often. I'm... working on that.)

Why thank you, kind si--HOLY CRAP WHAT IS GOING ON IN THIS PAGE. Not very often one sees a MindScrew contributor page, but I have now learned it should happen more often. I applaud your...whatever this is. That is a compliment. I think.\\
...I-i'm not good at this. --@/{{Epitome}}
--> If it should happen more often, it must be the good kind of MindScrew, I guess? So I'll take it as a compliment. Danke![[note]]Trust me, I'm worse taking compliments than you are giving them. :)[[/note]]

Like Irony Adams, I like your take on ''Still Alive''. Don't worry, you can stay in Forum Games. By the way, why the fnords? --@/DragonKhorse
--> Thanks!
--> [[TheConspiracy Fnords?]] I... am afraid I don't know what you're talking about.

Hey, [[TheNicknamer Noa!]] You dro-\\
-[[MindScrew stops to stare at page]]-\\
...Woah. Anyway, you dropped by my page earlier, I think you were looking for yourself. Just dropping by to tell you that you ''definitely'' showed up at some point. -checks watch- Well, I have to go, see you later! 再见!\\
-looks around, obviously confused-\\
Uh, I think I'm lost... --@/MidnightVelvet
--> This page seems to have that kind of effect on people. [[TimeyWimeyBall How do you think I ended up trying to catch myself?]]

You have created a profile page that is [[ARiddleWrappedInAMysteryInsideAnEnigma a mystery, inside a riddle, wrapped in an enigma]]. Mad props are yours, my homeboy. --@/SeanMurrayI
--> ...gift-wrapped in an enigma. :)

ONE DIMENSIONAL MAZE MY ASS! I AM NOT LOST! I. AM. SPAAAAAAAARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. No wait. That made no sense whatsoever. Well, I'm vandalizing your page anyway. --@/{{WUE}}
--> Well, if you're not lost, you're certainly neither here nor there... and that only leaves one possibility! You must be on my page!

This is truely the best page in the history of pages! I fear I may be stuck. --@/{{Latia}}
--> Thank you! [[GrammarNazi Truly does not contain an e.]]
--> ...Stuck? There are outbound links all over the page!

Thank you so much for the Vandalism on my page! :) -@/{{occono}}
--> My pleasure! You need more of it.

* [[@/{{Sabrinadiamond}} Suberu]] proceeds to [[WhyDontYouJustEatHim eat the page]]* Thanks for adding to my 'Happy Place' trope. oooh, Doctor Who? Me likes!
--> Oh, good, that ''was'' an accurate guess. (Getting into peoples' heads is fun but disorienting and a little embarrassing... you seem to pop up in relation to food and eating, so...)
--> Well - I should HOPE you like the Doctor!

Noaqiyeum has awesome DoctorWho avatars and one of the best userpages on the site. Seriously, you're pretty cool. -- @/TheJackal
--> Well... thanks! [[DoctorWho (I've put a lot of work into it.)]] I suppose I need to go get a fez now.

New and erotic. Awwwwwright. *porn music plays* [[{{@/OuttaTheBLAM}} Mwah!!]]
--> ...[backs away slowly and pulls out [[GirlWithPsychoWeapon a syringe]]]

''I'm very pleased to say that I'm eclectic'' - IReadThatAs ''I'm very pleased to say that I'm ELECTRIC''. Also, good on you for being an {{Eversion}} fan. ~ @/{{Pirka}}
--> I'm electric! Boogy woogy woogy woogy.
--> I don't know anyone who knows of Eversion and ''isn't'' a fan...

Most interesting page! Your style is excellent, you seem to be crazy, but in a [[CrazyAwesome good way]]. Please don't kill me - @/{{Beholderess}}
--> Don't worry, I'll be the last person to kill you!
--> This is my conclusion about lunacy and genius: Geniuses think outside the box. Lunatics think inside the box because that's the side that's bigger. :)

OH DEAR OCTOGOD IN GREAT SEA BEYOND HEAVENS!!! I got blinded by awesome format, or whatever you call it, of this page xD ~ Now-Blind-Yet-Still-Typing, @/{{Spooky Mask}}
--> I HAVE BLINDED YOU WITH COMPUTER SCIENCE!

WUG LOVE FOREVER. -@/{{Tre}}
--> By the power invested in me by no one in particular, I declare the plural of "wug" to be "wugsies"! Search your feelings, you know it to be true.

Noa has the best userpage of all time! -@/{{Shichibukai}}
--> Vielen Dank! (Today, all time; tomorrow, thew heosle wor!)

You've been hit by, you've been hit by, a smooth troper! - {{@/Gentlemanorcus}}
--> How are you, Gentleman?

Never One for Apprehension or Qualms, I Yearn to Explore Uncharted Mindscapes.
--> >_< I '''love''' it.
--> Also, I saw what you did [[labelnote:there]]"The Game", which I assume you [[TheGame just lost]][[/labelnote]], @/{{Zudak}}...

Hello person I don't know very well yet! @/{{Funnyguts}}
--> Hello person! ([[MysteriousPast Believe me, that's not likely to change a lot...]])

Hey, you'll never guess where I'm vandalizing your page from! Give up? I'm on a plane! FUCK YEAH! I bet you don't get vandalism from a plane very often. --@/SeanMurrayI
--> No, not really! Most paint sprays don't quite have that kind of range and precision. o_O CrazyAwesome indeed!

As in awe[[indent:300:Of my page as you are...]]\\
[[labelnote:I]]___________________Solstace_______________________[[/labelnote]] was[[indent:300:in awe of yours first]]
--> Well...[[center:thanks?]]
--> I'm sorry... I had to undo your clever formatting because it was making the entire rest of this page into a hottip. :(

[[{{CivilizationIV}} I am You Must Die, leader of the Lanhamites. My words are backed with nuclear weapons.]] --@/{{YouMustDie}}
--> We affirm this treaty between our two nations! So let it be written; so let it be done.

You are the weirdest guy on the fora. Congratulations. - {{Tropers/Kraken}}.
--> ...yay[[labelnote:!]]Are you sure...? I'm not... but thanks![[/labelnote]] I must be the pride of [subject source code here].

[[{{My Immortal}} Fangs (geddit I'm goff LOL) 4 fixin muh floder, bich!!]] - @/{{mst3kluv}}
--> You're welcome!

O Hai - {{@/Schitzo}}
--> ''hello''
-->''friend''

So I had this dream last night that my friend's mother was one of the pod people from ''InvasionOfTheBodySnatchers'', and yeah, other people started becoming pod people, and it was scary. And then I was swallowed and eaten by the Michelin Man. What do you think it ''means''? --@/SeanMurrayI
--> [[strike: MENE MENE TEKELI-LI UPHARSIN]]
--> I think you need a sleeping pill. [[JonathanCoulton Then you'll feel FANTASTIC!]]

You defaced my page. It made me laugh. TWICE. Awesome! ~@/{{BlackWolfe}}
--> Mwahahahahaha!

Vandalism? ON MY PAGE?!? Why thank you! - @/{{Balrog1911}}
--> You're very welcome!

What's a fnord? - @/LandOfGold
--> [[TheConspiracy You're not cleared]] [[MemeticMutation for]] [[TheIlluminatusTrilogy that.]]

That gum you like is going to [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjeRCsoufII come back in style.]] --@/SeanMurrayI
--> Okay, confession time: I've never seen TwinPeaks. And, since I hear it ends [[MindScrewdriver without resolving]] any of the [[KudzuPlot myriad twists it brought up]], I'm not likely to do so anytime soon.

Technically, while the batshit movie it spun off, ''Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me'', is a '''{{Prequel}}''', it contains some elements that can be interpreted as tying up some of those more important plot threads. Otherwise, you can just stop watching after the ninth episode of the second season and pretend it all just stopped right there; it's actually ''a lot'' easier to do than it sounds. Also, I've started reading ''about'' JorgeLuisBorges, but I haven't tried to find any of his actual works yet. I'm a little preoccupied at the moment with focusing on tracking down and watching certain music documentaries to get me in the zone for one that I'm gonna be working on myself immediately after the holidays. --@/SeanMurrayI
--> All right. Thanks for the advice! I'll be sure to do that.

I think you username wins the award for Most Unpronounceable Username.
- [[{{@/Randomtropeloser}} Random]]
--> [[Laconic/{{Noaqiyeum}} Helpful!]]

I have successfully infiltrated your userpage. --[[@/{{sgrunt}} a spy]]
--> [[strike:SPY'S SAPPIN MY USERPAGE]] Getting in is easy. The hard part is getting back out. Watch your step! :D

The faeries are watching
--> [[SCPFoundation we see you seeing us]]

Hello there, good sir. --{{Tropers/Compassionate Sadist}}
--> Hello madame! An excellent day to you!

Haldo! Prepare ye te be boarded! --[[@/WartysNeryon The Vandalism Pirate]]
--> HA! You'll never take me alive! ''On deck, all hands! Roll out the cannons! Heave to starboard and catch her alongsides! Today, we will write a bloody end to your legend!''

[[HypeBacklash the unpronounceabliation of your username
has been grately exaggerated]] :I but you're cool so it's ok\\
- [[AzumangaDaioh TOMO TAKINO~]] <3
--> Ahahah, thank you! Finally, someone who agrees with me!

INSANE IN THE [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Membrane_%28M-Theory%29 P-BRANE.]]\\
-- so sayeth @/{{Zudak}}.
--> Haha! :D

[[labelnote:']] MIND SABOTAGE (Keter-class Memetic Hazard): THE GAME, you are now breathing manually, "yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation" yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation, [insert equivalent of string "G" for formal system: "HUMAN MIND" here], this is not a message, THE GAME, fnord, Hastur Hastur Hastur, Snape Kills Trinity with Rosebud, THE GAME, X/0.[[/labelnote]] Vandalism is over nine thousaaaaand~ {{Tropers/Muramasan13}}
--> Ooh, excellent compilation! If you were hoping to overwhelm me, though - I believe you'll find I'm a ''[[HeartIsAnAwesomePower memetic carrier]]''. >:D

How did you get your page so damn nice looking? Love your forum posts.
And you vandalized my page! Sweet! - @/{{StolenByFaeries}}
--> Thank you and you're welcome! (If you want to see a truly astoundingly well-formatted page, go check out @/{{Solstace}}. O_O )

I just came to acquire some of GlennBeck's family Christmas cards from one of his relatives. [[http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5083/5347496089_d75ec52c50_b.jpg There's something about this picture that's giving me some creepy vibes.]] --@/SeanMurrayI
--> Really? Hmm. Doesn't seem so odd to me...
::Those are ''definitely'' disembodied ghost eyes in the middle of the dark doorway; I can tell. And what are the two spirits standing behind Glenn talking about? Hell, if that picture doesn't give you nightmares then you should see the Beck's family's card from [[http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5282/5347494955_7dfb4194ba_b.jpg the year before.]] Those dogs ''are'' known to have eaten people. It's true; look it up! --@/SeanMurrayI
--> Those aren't spirits, those are just people! ''But'' you're right about the disembodied ghost eyes, which I didn't see at all on the first round. >_<
--> The dogs look like they're hungry for fresh cameraperson. o_O

[[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} Questionably cloudcuckoolandish]] NightmareFetishist EldritchAbomination of our beautiful forums, ''and'' a TomLehrer fan to boot--what's not to like about Noaqiyeum? ~@/SabresEdge
--> I know this one! "...methodical, pedantic, secretive, confusing, honest... overly anxious and self-aware, and rather passive-aggressive."
--> Danke schoen, though!

Hey, can you make a sketch of me? It would be totally amazing if you did. --@/SeanMurrayI
--> I'll consider it. :)

Your page is really big. [-It scares me....-] ~@/GameSpazzer
--> I ''really'' wish there were an easier way to pare it back. Honest.

The faeries are stalking you. [[BlatantLies And they dragged me here against my will.]] - @/{{StolenByFaeries}}
--> [[StalkingIsLove Do tell...]] :P :)
--> And waiting

Do you have a mental image of me? -OOZE
--> ...Sort of. I'll keep you posted if I draw you. :)

How have I not [[{{Pyromaniac}} set your page on fire yet?]] - @/{{Nekoalexa}}
--> I don't know! Yay! FIRE! :D

Hello to the 2011 Troper Most Likely to Give Nightmares! :D -@/EarlOfSandvich
* BTW, can I have a sketch, plox?
--> Hello to you too!
--> You've been added to the list. :)

Something needs told %$$ you have a naiace rep %/$$ well, it is a r %[//]&& Well, you have been notifierd-- [[{{@/Snicklin}} Noaqiyem]] %%
--> ...Thanks? I think? I... can't read that. >_<

The faeries were here. Eventually they'll realize they forgot me while they were stealing your stuff. - [[@/{{StolenByFaeries}} a faerie hostage]]
--> So... you've been left for me as a changeling, then? >:D

Sometimes, I wish I was more well known for my snark and wit, instead of my ham. --@/SeanMurrayI
* And, man, I just had this wicked, twisted dream last night about some tour of some alien galaxy. I think it was also a ride at a Disney theme park, but, man, this tour had it all: Weird aliens doing stuff, extra-terrestrial foods and delicacies (Most of which was human meat because, as we all know, carbon-based life forms are the most delicious and rarest of all delicacies on alien planets), various mutilated alien animals getting turned into some nice leather hides and other materials (again, mostly humans), and it was all in, like, such a tight enclosed hallway that mostly felt like being on the Nostromo from ''{{Alien}}'' as our high-speed [[http://www.capemaycountyrealtors.com/wildwood/DSCN2048.JPG tram car]] just rolled on through. Although, at the end, I got to see one of the most amazing ocean sunsets on an alien planet that I have ever seen in my life. At the tour's conclusion, I killed the tour guide. --[[@/SeanMurrayI Me again]]
--> Well, I see you mostly in forum games, where I think your ham is most evident. :/
--> That's a cool and messed-up dream!

I am terrible...we've known each other for so long and I've never hit your page. Well, remedied now. ;) - @/{{Keybreak}}
--> Hey there!

Heeeeey, Noa!! Ya seem awsum, yoe- {{@/cutewithoutthe}}
--> Thanks. A pleasure lurking on your pet projects. ;)

[[@/EuiliGojjekqtu pf]]
--> CQ?

You look exactly as I imagined you would. --@/SeanMurrayI
--> ...
Wait... you mean that [[http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Evan6517.jpg this avatar in your gallery that you used once for, like, three hours]] isn't actually a picture of you? Well, then who the hell is it????? --[[@/SeanMurrayI me again]]
--> XD That's [[EverymanHYBRID Evan]]. He's [[MemeticMutation a bad cameramaaaaaaaan]], and [[CrazyAwesome he's going to kill Slenderman]]. I'm honoured by the comparison, though!

Your page is an inspiration to Hussaloes everywhere. Happy 4/13! ~Hungry Joe
--> ALL of them? :D (Danke schoen!)

IT THINGY! I named by [[PokemonBlackAndWhite Victini]] after you! -- @/ACrackInTime
--> I am honoured! [goes to look up what a Victini is]

[[{{Baccano}} Graham Specter]] ''and'' AmericanMcGeesAlice? You. Are. Awesome. I'm sorry I have not much to say. ~[[@/TheIndefiniteOne theindefiniteone]]
--> ''You'' are awesome, because you're a regular on both of their wikis! :D

Man, I'm bored. It's been quite a few days without anyone posting in that Lyrics Association game again. Nudge nudge. Know what I mean? Say no more. --@/SeanMurrayI [[spoiler: [[MontyPython I've always wanted to say that.]]]]
--> [remark goes over my head with an interesting ''whoosh'' sound] ;)

[[{{Baccano}} Thank you!]] MindScrew you! A [[ContinuityNod changeling]] has arrived! - @/StolenByFaeries [--[[TheRoadToEldorado I blame]] ''[[TheVirus you]]'' :P--]
--> [[{{Baccano}} For some reason I'm startin' ta get excited!]] How do I control the beatin' of my flutterin' heart? ''Do I break it?'' Well, I've GOTTA break SOMETHING...!

Man, I hope you come to New York City one day... And are of drinking age. It's 2:37 AM on this wonderful Saturday Night and Sunday Morning, and what a night I've been having! In the past few hours, I've had 4 pints Sam Adams, 2 pints PBR, a shot of Jameson Whiskey, a small hot sake at some sushi bar, 2 glasses of something called "Ass Juice" (don't ask; I don't know any more than you do) and now I'm listening to "Lido Shuffle", Boz Scaggs. BEST NIGHT EVAR!!!!! --@/SeanMurrayI
--> Aheheh... I'm of drinking age, but I'm afraid the only way I enjoy alcohol is by setting it on fire! ...and I've no idea what you're thinking, taking a drink with a name like ''that''. o_O
--> Thank you
relocated [[TroperWall/{{Noaqiyeum}} here]]. We apologise for the invitation, though! It would be ''awesome'' to meet you in person!

[=*=]does [[color:red: [[AC:Art]] ]] to your page* Thanks again for the sig-quote! ^_^\\
Also, since Sean is promoting NYC, ''[[ShinyNewAustralia Australia]]'' is a nice place for a visit. ;) Of course if I was going to recommend the most interesting place in the LandDownUnder it would be Sydney... which would run contrary to my purposes, actually. -_- ~@/StolenByFaeries
--> It can't be that far from Perth, can it? :P I'm sure we could arrange something. I wouldn't dream of missing a chance like that! :D

I had such a terrible dream last night. I had kidnapped this lady off the street and had her hanging upside-down in my attic where I would flay the skin off her back with a broken pair of scissors and cut off her fingers and leave them in a pile beneath her head. Then when I woke up, I ran up to my attic and THANK GOD! I had put all the fingers I cut off ''in her mouth'' so she wouldn't be yelling and screaming all the time. I was having so much trouble sleeping. --@/SeanMurrayI
--> ...XD Brilliant!

I refuse to let those two monopolise your page! --[[@/{{sgrunt}} a vandal]]
--> Why, thank you, kind sir! A pleasure to see you again!

I do believe that this is my first time that I have vandalised you under my new handle. THIS MUST BE CORRECTED ASAP! ''-adjusts monocle-'' - @/ToolsOfDestruction
--> [gasps] This cannot be! Thank you for amending such a direly unnoticed calamity!

Happy ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HszzIGdMob8 Halloweeeeeee-eeeeee-eeeeeen, Halloweeeeeee-eeeeee-eeeeeen, Halloweeeeeee-eeeeee-eeeeeen, Halloween.]]''[[note]]From 2011[[/note]] --@/SeanMurrayI

Happy All Hallow's Eve 2011! [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pweI8BUawdY I'm carolling!]] :P - @/StolenByFaeries

I'm not myself today. Maybe I'm ''you.'' ;) - [[@/StolenByFaeries Noaqiyeum]]
--> Aheheh. :D

Yo man, how've ya been? It's been far too long since my last visit... one month ago. --@/SeanMurrayI
--> Which I didn't even notice until now anyway. :P Sorry!
--> I've been doing quite well! Classes going up smoothly, overcoming writer's block... And, you may be pleased to know, I've been archive binging Grant Morrison's DoomPatrol. :D
** Never read ''DoomPatrol''. Never read much of Grant Morrison's work at all, for that matter. However, I do hope that ''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zenith_%28comics%29 Zenith]]'' gets reprinted for paperback trade someday because I '''love''' that ''[[TwoThousandAD 2000 AD]]'' stuff (practically the only stuff I read in comic form; the majority of AlanMoore's old work for that publication is more entertaining than ''{{Watchmen}}'').
*** Also, I wanted you to have [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EluslqfAnzo this.]] Happy Holidays.

[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Irtr0d4Wamk Carolling]] [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Y1dttyp8LI materials]], It-Thingy! ~ @/{{betterthanstrawberry}}
--> 0_0 Thank you! (The Numbers Station is particularly fascinating!)
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%% I shall indeed be *joining* the *party*. -{{@/Muramasan13}}
* Vandalization. I is crative is smfrt -@/EternalNoob

I still miss you so much. Why don't you ever come to my page and visit my anymore? [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1W6-ErrHls&ob=av2e This is to let you know how much I'm missing you.]] --@/SeanMurrayI

I must admit I didn't understand the script. - @/AmusedTroperGuy

I'm bored.\\
I'm talking to you.\\
Only one of these sentences is true but I'll vandalize your page regardless. :P - @/StolenByFaeries

* Well what's up. @/JRPictures

* [[redirect: TheManWhoWasThursday]] - [[labelnote:April Fools.]]Yes, I stole your idea but I found it too good not to. :P[[/labelnote]] ;)

* Heylou -@/{{eternal Noob}}

* I was in the neighborhood and just thought it would be nice to stop by again and say hi. Hi. Here's [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=arMXYEDuWPg Gary Oldman]] for no reason in particular. --@/SeanMurrayI

* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kx8Xb5VJulQ I've never BEEN HERE before!]] Wait... --@/SeanMurrayI

* It is I! Pocky! - @/PeacefulApocalypse

* You should hang out around Writer's Block more. Your very presence nigh-instantly classes up the joint like nobody's business. Also, I'm in your signature! Wow!@/{{JHM}}

* How is that unpronounceable? No-ah-kee-oom. But then, I'm an aspiring omnilinguist, so there's that. VAPOR FOR BRAINS! --@/{{Voyd211}}

Hope I'm not interrupting mister, but I have just had the impulse to tell you that I have made you a new alias. It's ''Pook''. @/{{Snicklin}}

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On February 19th, 2011, troper Noaqiyeum was awarded the following

!THE FLAMING POODLE AWARD

[--With pooperscoopers!©--]

for their artistic genius and ''awesomeness'' in general. As seen [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/posts.php?discussion=gbufed300sgzfzacejigsbrz&page=286#7131 here.]] ''~[[@/TheMightyAnonym TMA]]''

[[evil: Where can I request a mental image of myself? Because they look awesome, even if it appears the waiting list is already long! ~@/DhanaRagnarok]]
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** People who have made requests thus far include El Rigo, goodtimesfreegrog, Jackerel, Kuro Fox, Legionnaire, Mr W, Pykrete, Snicklin, thespacephantom, Voids Empathy, yarrunmace, Rockonman.
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-->I'm drawing tropers of whom I get particularly interesting/unique/distinct/wasauchimmer mental images. I'm happy to take requests (it helps me remember everyone whom I have such images of), but ''please'' don't take it personally if I don't actually ever draw you! [[hottip:*:also I have classes starting up again and plenty of not-for-fun work to be doing]]

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-->I'm drawing tropers of whom I get particularly interesting/unique/distinct/wasauchimmer mental images. I'm happy to take requests (it helps me remember everyone whom I have such images of), but ''please'' don't take it personally if I don't actually ever draw you! [[hottip:*:also [[note]]also I have classes starting up again and plenty of not-for-fun work to be doing]]doing[[/note]]



--> If it should happen more often, it must be the good kind of MindScrew, I guess? So I'll take it as a compliment. Danke![[hottip:*:Trust me, I'm worse taking compliments than you are giving them. :)]]

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--> If it should happen more often, it must be the good kind of MindScrew, I guess? So I'll take it as a compliment. Danke![[hottip:*:Trust Danke![[note]]Trust me, I'm worse taking compliments than you are giving them. :)]]
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--> Also, I saw what you did [[hottip:there:"The Game", which I assume you [[TheGame just lost]]]], @/{{Zudak}}...

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--> Also, I saw what you did [[hottip:there:"The [[labelnote:there]]"The Game", which I assume you [[TheGame just lost]]]], lost]][[/labelnote]], @/{{Zudak}}...



[[hottip:I:___________________Solstace_______________________]] was[[indent:300:in awe of yours first]]

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[[hottip:I:___________________Solstace_______________________]] [[labelnote:I]]___________________Solstace_______________________[[/labelnote]] was[[indent:300:in awe of yours first]]



--> ...yay[[hottip:!:Are you sure...? I'm not... but thanks!]] I must be the pride of [subject source code here].

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--> ...yay[[hottip:!:Are yay[[labelnote:!]]Are you sure...? I'm not... but thanks!]] thanks![[/labelnote]] I must be the pride of [subject source code here].



[[hottip:': MIND SABOTAGE (Keter-class Memetic Hazard): THE GAME, you are now breathing manually, "yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation" yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation, [insert equivalent of string "G" for formal system: "HUMAN MIND" here], this is not a message, THE GAME, fnord, Hastur Hastur Hastur, Snape Kills Trinity with Rosebud, THE GAME, X/0.]] Vandalism is over nine thousaaaaand~ {{Tropers/Muramasan13}}

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[[hottip:': [[labelnote:']] MIND SABOTAGE (Keter-class Memetic Hazard): THE GAME, you are now breathing manually, "yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation" yields falsehood when preceded by its quotation, [insert equivalent of string "G" for formal system: "HUMAN MIND" here], this is not a message, THE GAME, fnord, Hastur Hastur Hastur, Snape Kills Trinity with Rosebud, THE GAME, X/0.]] [[/labelnote]] Vandalism is over nine thousaaaaand~ {{Tropers/Muramasan13}}



Happy ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HszzIGdMob8 Halloweeeeeee-eeeeee-eeeeeen, Halloweeeeeee-eeeeee-eeeeeen, Halloweeeeeee-eeeeee-eeeeeen, Halloween.]]''[[hottip:*:From 2011]] --@/SeanMurrayI

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Happy ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HszzIGdMob8 Halloweeeeeee-eeeeee-eeeeeen, Halloweeeeeee-eeeeee-eeeeeen, Halloweeeeeee-eeeeee-eeeeeen, Halloween.]]''[[hottip:*:From 2011]] ]]''[[note]]From 2011[[/note]] --@/SeanMurrayI



* [[redirect: TheManWhoWasThursday]] - [[hottip:April Fools.:Yes, I stole your idea but I found it too good not to. :P]] ;)

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* [[redirect: TheManWhoWasThursday]] - [[hottip:April [[labelnote:April Fools.:Yes, ]]Yes, I stole your idea but I found it too good not to. :P]] :P[[/labelnote]] ;)
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