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Tropers: Dhana Ragnarok
Dhana Ragnarok: The Harbinger of...Well, no one is sure. -Eternal Noob

Format(s):French, Caucasian, Male
Genre(s):Humanoid Abomination

Dhana Ragnarok, Emperor of ARPAnet and Protector of the Minitel.
"Welcome to the Internet. I will be your guide."




W̛̫͔͚̪ͫh͎͙̿̚ŏ̐́̐̀̊̚ ̀̅̀̊ͯ̚͏͎̞͔̦̝i͓͉̗͚͓̼͕̾ͤͬs̳̰̲̬͙͂͂̒ ̮̮̩ͭͪͬ͒ͯD̲̗̥͖̫̉ͩ̽̉̇͢ͅhͭ͏͚͎̯͇̥ȧ̸͔͔ͩ̊ͨ̆n̋͆̍a͚̭͓̋ͯͫ ̛͙̇̋ͣ̉ͮR̩̖̤̝̪̖̐͌̓̑̚ầg̯̀̇n̗̓a̯̩̺̪̳ͥ̾̃͒ͅȑ͚͚̀̆o̠͉̩͙̦ͫ͋͜k̺̘̩̔͡?̴̜͕̪̻͔̯̔̌̏ͪ̋

Helloooooooo!~ I'm a weird creep. I remember things you'd rather forget.

So, what can I say? I'm your resident Creepy Good troper, 21 years to the counter and hopefully another couple decades in store. In Real Life, everybody calls me Georges, but I'm also known as Dhan, Dhana, Dhal, Dharling, Pedobear, Raggy, Ragna, Raptor Jesus, Yéti, Yukiotoko...

Contrary to popular rumors I was not spontaneously created from a massive servers shutdown. Or a satanic ritual. Or Yog-sothoth. I just came here because I was looking for a cheap way to keep my minds occupied. Cheaper than carpet or Amazonian frogs, anyway. Or The Legend Of Koizumi.

...Aaaaand that's where I'm going to stop the introducement-thingie. Anyone with the mental capacity to understand more probably ran away already.

    open/close all folders 

    T̴̖͈̳͚͓̞̆̉̍̐̔̾r͇̙̗̤͈ͥͥͩo̪̒̃͊́̀͠ͅṗ̭̇̽ͬ͊͋̀e̴͂ͩ͐ͯr͖̘͇̥̙̹̤̎̆ͬͨ̚i̴̟͗̈́̇f̣͖͕̮̯̍͊̄̒̎͌f̴̑͑̾̉i̪̳̭̬̻̫c̙̹͖ ̷̝̬́̉̌i͎̙̘̦̯̼͎̅̾ͩ̋n̶͍̪̥͈͍ͅͅs̆̊̓̍̀̽͝i̙̞̳͓̥͎̜̿̄͋ͩ͘g̫̻̻͇̘̟ͪ͂ͨh͑͒͗̇ţ̂̎̉̋s̥ 
My inner child. In a nutshell.

"Because kitsune are awesome. And kinda sexy."
  • Crowning Moment of Heartwarming: My personal moment would be when my cousin's (and best friend's) girlfriend came to see me out of the blue because she'd found traces of rather steamy discussions between him and a girl he knew from the Internet (and met when she wasn't there.). I knew about that, and that she had no reason to worry at all, because my cousin is a moron with a 4chan-esque sense of humor. She wasn't convinced because he has dated quite a lot of girls before her, although it always ended badly for him *cough*whores*cough*. The next sentence came to me naturally, and managed to make her laugh out loud, after which she calmed down and everything went better. They where soon back together. And I never felt fucking prouder of myself.
Il a enchaîné les huîtres avant de trouver la perle.
"Non mais sans déconner! / Non, sans déconner!"en 
"BEST — EVER!"
*groans*"J'ai TELLEMENT envie d'mourir!"en 
Usually followed by "Quelqu'un peut me suicider, s'il vous plait?"en 
Mentions of licking frogs or battery acid.

    D̻͍͔̺̻͚ͯ͗͛ͪ̽h͖ͨ̍͛a͖̻̻̜̾̓ͫ͗̋͟ņ̣͇͓̣̬ͨ͂ͯͬ̓͊̚a͈̩̖̲ͤͦ̌̊͂ͬ̑'̞̗̦̝̮̹̦̋ͮ̑͗̐͛s͏̰̣̞̤̥̳̻ ̻ͧH̷̩̜̙̫̬̺́͛̎̈e̸̫̣̓̔͛̆͆̔̍r͙̣̳̫̺̈ͬͧͅd̩͎̔̾̋͛͢ 
Because, honestly, a folder named "Dhana's Harem" would stay empty for a few sidereal years. And "Dhana's friends" sounded awfully plain. And then I thought: Plain => Ponies => Herd => OH DHANA YOU ARE BEING A GENIUS AGAIN. So, feel free to send me a PM to be added to our little group. I'm not going to hurt anypony, I swear. :D

  • Dhana's 127 alternate personalities, tulpae and imaginary friends. And then they wonder why we giggle out of nowhere.
  • Mokona Zero note 
  • Nerd Bird note 
  • V Phantom note 
    • You are who you choose to be! I'm perfectly fine with having a mongoose among us - I mean, as a Yeti, I'm closer to a Minotaur than to a pony xD ~Georges
  • Boxen note 
  • Alma note 
  • TopographicOcean note 

    F̴̄ͤ̏̀ͥơ͎̩̬̥̣̜ͪ̌̆ͥ̊͆̔r̵̜͎̭͍̚ ̩͕̭̊ͪ͊ͩw͎̤̣̑̽̓a̙̟̱̬̺͇̭ͥͧ̆n̪̤͈͖̹̐ͥ̓̍̊̚͘n̏͝a̝̠ͨ̏̚b̬̙̝̱̫ͅe̟̦̦͈̾̃ͦ̇̉ͤͣͅ ̵̙̰̹̥͈̩ͫ̽ͦ̂͌̓͋s̼͔̠̩̳̖̒̎͂̆ͣ͌̾́t̡̯̖̮ͧͣ͊ͣ̚a̩̣̭ͣ̏̎ͮ̈́l̡̮̞k̫̗̱̤̂ͪͣͯ̄ͯe͎̾̑̔r̨̖̟̪͉͎̒̊̿̓s̪̤͈̅ͅ щ(゚Д゚щ) 
You wonder where you'll find me outside of TV Tropes? Well, now you'll know what sites and users avoid like plague! Ain't that grand?
  • deviantART: DhanaRagnarok
  • Fanfiction.net: DhanaRagnarok
  • FIMFiction: RaptorJesus
  • Goodreads: Ouzmoutousouloubouloubombé
  • Kongregate: Dhana
  • Memebase: DhanaRagnarok
  • Steam: dhana72
  • Youtube: RaptorGeorges

Accept no substitutes!


T̎̾ͤ̀͗h͈̠͖̬̬̬̋ͤi͇͉̼͎̮̒̊̂̆n͎̹͉ͣ̅ͥ͐̇̒̋g̞̳̜͓͚̽ͬ̂̃̑ͅs̗͕̘̪̳̓͗ͥͩͥͯ͆ ͇̹́h̰̣̦̥͈̬̒͠e̗̖̼̩͉͜ ̞̝̦̲̟̣ͨ̌͒ͧͫ͐l͕͊̇ͩi̫̭̘̥̦̾̑̃̒̋ͫ͛k̩̹̳̬̱ͮͩ̆ͬḛ̝̺̼͇̾ͤs̺̺̦͇̘ͤ̂̌ͬͥ̕

    ♥ F̘͌̃̐͛̆̊̎̀a̼̦͖ͥͅvͩ̄͑̿̄o̠̜͕̣̤͕̪̒̾̃r̫̭̬͔̪̊ͨ͢i̢̩̬̼͔͇̳̳͌̈́t͔̤̫̾͗͑̈̽ͮ̓e̴͍̮̦̺̤̦̫ͬ̓̇̈ ͓͞h̸̑̒ͤu̟̙͒̄̈́ͯ̽m̛̫̤̫̤͍̀̋ͩͬa̧̲̠̝̒ͫ͑͐ǹ̲̭̮̰̣̩̓ͬ̄͌̊o̷̭͓̞͑̇̋͆͑̎ͬï͉̭͕̹ͯͫd͓̲̺̗̬̗̐̋͡s̤̞̞̟̟ ♥ 
  • Alexandre Astier
    Quote pending...
  • Boris Vian
    "It is a true story, for I thought it up."
  • Coluche (a French humorist who, among other things, had a fake gay marriage with Thierry le Luron back when homosexuality was seen as a deviance, created one of the most important French charity ("Les Restos du Coeur") and ran for French presidency - and would probably have won.)
    "What we know is that, everyday, 30 000 people don't have anything to eat - and the guys say that like it's a number, and when we ask them what they'll do, they answer: "We don't know". Well, we do, and we're doing it."
  • David Tennant (The living proof you can realize your dreams)
    "I don't want to go."
  • Freddie Mercury
    "What will I be doing in twenty years' time? I'll be dead, darling! Are you crazy?"
  • Jack Churchill
    "Any officer who goes into action without his sword is improperly armed."
  • Jean-Jacques Goldmann
    "We never know what’s in each other’s mind, / Hidden behind appearances. / The soul of a brave, or a collaborator, or an executioner? / Or something better, or worse? / Would we be among those who resist, / or with the sheep in the flock / If more than words were needed?"
  • John Paul II
    "What we talked about will have to remain a secret between him and me. I spoke to him as a brother whom I have pardoned and who has my complete trust." (About the discussion he had with the man who shot him.)
  • John de Lancie
    "And all the clopping!~"
  • Hachiko
    "Woof." (What did you expect? It's a dog.)
  • Lauren Faust
    "The belief that boys shouldn't be interested in girl things is the main reason there's hardly anything decent for girls in animation— or almost any media, for that matter. It's a backwards, sexist, outdated attitude."
  • Maywa Denki (Center)
  • Michael Jackson
    "Why can't you share your bed? The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone. It's very charming. It's very sweet. It's what the whole world should do."
  • Mister Rogers
  • Nikola Tesla
    "Let the future tell the truth, and evaluate each one according to his work and accomplishments. The present is theirs; the future, for which I have really worked, is mine."
  • Norio Wakamoto
    "This isn't over, the big one is yet to come, but I am ready to give my soul for the people."
  • Simo Häyhä a.k.a. White Death
  • Simon Pegg
    “Being a geek is all about being honest about what you enjoy and not being afraid to demonstrate that affection. It means never having to play it cool about how much you like something. It’s basically a license to proudly emote on a somewhat childish level rather than behave like a supposed adult. Being a geek is extremely liberating.”
  • Stephen Hawking
    "Nothing cannot exist forever."
  • Tara Strong
    Dragon: "Tara, you are so talented with all those voices you do."
  • Tom Lehrer
    "Well-wishers...are constantly suggesting hilarious subject matter, such as the Vietnam War, the gradual destruction of the environment, our recent presidents, etc. so that I have often felt like a resident of Pompeii who has been asked for some humorous comments on lava."
  • Voltaire
    "Morally, I'm destitute / In the Tomb of Ill repute / She's a rotten kind'a cute / For a Zombie Prostitute."
  • Winston Churchill
    "You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life."

    ♥ J̟̲̮͇̝̮̀̇̎̉ͫ̎̈́͞a̝̮̋̿p͒ͫͪ̎҉̠̹̮̣a̖̘̬̔̌̾n̬̺̭̼̐͆͊͡í̪̗̟͖ͧ̽̏ͫ̆aͦ͛ͧiͬ̋ͧ̂͊͛͏ş̮̻̜̓ͣ̈ę̳ͨr̟͕̳̦͘i̻̲̗̝̖̲̯͆̒͊̃ḙ̺̣̙̤̈́ͣͤͤs̠̫̬̲̥̅̇̓ͫͨ̃ͦ ♥ 

    ♥ Ẁ̱̦̣͙̲̼̿͊ͩͅi͚̪̹̫̠͚͆̈͆̽̈̏d͒ͨ҉̤̖͔͈e̻͛̒̍̀-̰͎̺̞̥̝̀̿̎̂͞ͅs̞̘͍̻͚ͅͅc̜r͍̟̹̬̖͘e̗͈̱͎ẹ̞͇͖ͨ̚n̲̺̗͚̼̖͂ ̔͒̅ͪ̃̐͂ṱ̷͔̗̺̪̑̽ͭͣ̆̉h̅̔͏iͭ͗ͨ̔ͩn̫̬͔̣̤ͧ͟g̷͕̣͛̎͋̃i̼͚̳̘̝̙͍̒ͤͬͨ̎ͬè͈̽͒̀̚s͔̘͕̑̏̉͑̃̐ͪ ♥ 

    ♥ S͇̰̘̝͝ŏ̗͚̣͙̹̥̭u͏̤̠̱̖̬n̙͉̝̙͌̅͜d̗̮͕̰̈́ͮͧͫ̐ ̼̻̼͔͍̣̑̄́ͅẗ͖̪͖̣̠̫́ͪͯͩ̀h͝i̫̭͈͋̓̔ͪ̏ͅñͫ̓͆̋̄g̴̰̯̰͓̣̘ͩ̆͆̾̂̋ị̙͍̗͇̲ͭ̑́́̔ͧê̮̩̂̾̏̀s ♥ 

Č͋ͤ̌̀̚҉͉͓̭͚o̗͕̲̘̺̙ͥͭ̔ͭ́̎n̮̱̼̯̣̒͋͊̐̓ͨ̓͟t͙̟̝̠ͥ͗̆ͪͤ̇́͠r̞̰̰̱̺̙͕͜i̜͖ͫ͑́̇͋̉̌b̼̯̓ȕt̡̙ͩͧ͆̀ͦ͐-̗͉̰̘͎̐̾̏̍͊̃͘*coughs* God, do you have any idea how tough it is on my vocal cords?

    ♥ T͇̻̪̙̾͝h̥͚̻̃͒̓ͬ̊ė̝͖̘̲̳̺̟̌ͯ̄͐ ͙̟̥̻͙͖ͬ̐ͬ̍ͧ̑͊S̛͗̈́̇ͬ̅̏ḙ̰͒͂v̠͖̱̦̺ͬ͗́ͥ͠e̩͒ͤͤ̆͂n͙̤͚͖̘̩̳̈́̎ ̹M͕̳͖̮̱̏ͤ̇̈͗ͨ̏͞ā̹r̺ͮͪ̑ͫͯ̇v̩̝̞̠̹͈e̲̤̬̦̹̬͇l̈̃ͤͭͦ̿ͬș̫̃ͣ͐̔̚͘ ♥ 
I thought it could be fun. So I made it. Kinda like that time I used a baby panda as a basket ball...But I digress. To qualify as a marvel, it must be representative of its creator, quite unique and somehow impressive. Here they are:
How to Become a World-Famous Supervillain in 3 Easy Steps:
  • Go outside.
  • Declare yourself World Emperor.
  • Murder everyone who objects.

Former Marvels:
For future killers to know their target.
  • The End of TV Tropes -Werty Yertrew (Doesn't exist anymore)
  • The Emperor of TV Tropes' Inner Circle and Court -Deathpigeon (Another, more WTF marvel claimed by deathpigeon took its place)
  • The Bullet List Contributor Page -paradisedj32 (Replaced by the Troper Wall)
  • The "Most Recent Dream" Folder -NE Sgamer 190 (Nominated for its originality) - (Replaced by the Hopey Tree)
  • The Bishônen Hitler avatar, alias Moetler - Dhana Ragnarok (Replaced by this very page)

    ♥ P̺̥͕̦̜̦͊́ŗ͕̺̻̠̭͈̓̍̅ͬ̎͌o͒̚͟d͈̫͙̓̆̀̕ủ͙̣͓̌̊͆͟ĉ̭̟t̃̂̂ͩͨͪ͊͏iͫ̽͆ͣ҉̹͍̣̺͔͖v̯͙̼̞̱͚ͤ̍̇̈̌i̡͇ͯ̅t͍̞̀̎ͥͪ̂̔͞y̭̳̙̜♥ 


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