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The game that revolutionized the industry
"...Oh, noob. How you amuse me so."
Guess who!
Once apon a time, there was a fat, genre savvy 13 year old with a normal boring life. Then, one of his friends recommended TV Tropes, a website that cited the conventions other works used. The result was... not that different, really. He just ended up opening more tabs, is all.
Meet the Eternal Noob. I have low self esteem, middling amounts of self-control, and high amounts of fat. I make a lot of mistakes, have a lot to learn about, and i constantly screw up. But it could always be worse, so lets move on.
Currently one of the youngest contributors (starting at age 12, that is) in the entire site, and as far as i'm know, heterosexual.
Just in case i fuck up, big time, i have a spare account in the form of mrsunshinesprinkles
For future killers to know their target. ◊
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This water sac contains the following:
 Consists of... - Asperger's Syndrome
- I have most of the symptoms.
- Berserk Button
- Being called brain-damaged.
- Using religion as a fetish
- People who think other people are crap, and people who think they're superior to others.
- Big Fun
- Don't worry, i won't bite.
- Bunny-Ears Lawyer
- I can spend hours upon hours researching about things that interest me.
- Butt Monkey
- I do not want to complain, but i HAD to put this
- Catch Phrase? HA
- Covert Pervert
- Deadpan Snarker
- Lets face it, everyone who goes to this freaking site is this, one way, or the other.
- Did Not Do the Research
- I make mistakes. A LOT OF MISTAKES
- Glass Cannon
- Guilty Pleasures
- I'm 13. I'm not that picky.
- Hidden Depths
- I will mention this once, and once only. I am nice on the outside, but i have an inside that is twisted in several ways.
- Hypo Crite
- Despite claiming to hate romantic stories, i read them when i have the chance...
- In my opinion, Envy is an irredeemable bastard, and yet one of my favorite characters is King Bradley. Yeah, the guy who started a genocidal massacre...
- Lawful Good
- Well, close anyways. When games with "karma" appear, i usually can't resist being the good. I also try to be the mediator in an argument. I curse quite often, but these days, who doesn't? I love talking to people who are fun, i am a big softie, and (DUNDUNDUN) I'm CATHOLIC!!!
- Nose Bleed
- Nah, not what it sounds like. I get nosebleeds ALL THE TIME, and it's either due to the heat of this god-forsaken nation, or due to some horrific injury.
- Old Shame
- When i was little, i thought acting funny would make people liked me. I took it to far, and people started hating me. After that, i tried to be a little more sensitive.
- Pet the Dog
- If you're down, i'll pick you up!
- Took a Level in Badass- When I joined the site. I suddenly became more funny when i joined it. Not by much, though.
- Wangst
- Wide-Eyed Idealist
- I believe that everyone has good in them, and that the world is something worth seeing.
- Would Hit a Girl
- Yeah. If you piss me off, i will hit you, regardless of sex.
- Younger than They Look
- I might be fat, and tall, but i have the face of a 6 year old
So, what do you guys think of me?
- The Face ~Rockonman
- Hidden Villain ~ Rockonman
- Adorkable - Cool nerd in training, judging by the photo. — Bisected8
- Beware the Nice Ones: You did say you were twisted on the inside. - Mort08
- Classical Anti-Hero — Liberated Liberater
- Cloudcuckoolander - lolacat
- Exactly. Kinda crazy inside, and out
- Death Seeker: "For future killers to know their target" — Belfagor
- There is some truth in tha-I mean that's absurd! I'm just being considerate, is all.
- Eagleland — Your shirt and jeans suggest a positive type 2.
- I'm from the Philippines, and how is type 2 positive?
- Everything's Worse with Bears: That picture of ping-pong playing bears will first defeat even the mightiest of human ping-pong players, then kill us all. — Balmung
- Genki Guy: Well, you're pretty excitable. Inhopelessguy
- NOOFCOURSENOTIMCOMPLETELYCONTROLOFMYAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
- And i think you mean Keet
- Geek: Well, you are a male Troper, after all. — Belfagor
- Bullseye
- You get 5/5 in the pointing out the obvious scale. Even more, cause i CAN'T believe i missed that
- Hidden Heart of Gold: Underneath the Nerd appearance? Maybe. —Belfagor
- Hollywood Nerd: I'm guessing mellochan42
- And you completely missed.
- Immortality: Maybe. Are you eternal as your Troper name suggests? - Belfagor
- Keet —Belfagor
- Nerd Glasses —Belfagor
- Nice Guy: You definetly seem like one.
- Nice Hat -VanishingReality
- I don't wear hats that often. It's just that the picture there had me wearing one.
- One of Us: Both a troper, a geek...And a member of the close circle of sentient beings that consider text as a picture. There's the whole insanity thing, too. Well, I guess. You'ld think experience would help to know, but nope. That's strange, isn't it ? Whoa! That comment is long, for no reason at all! ~Dhana Ragnarok
- All of us are One of Us in Tv Tropes. That's the truth Frenchie.
- Older than They Look: You're taller than me, and you're three years younger than I am. /bitterbitterbitterbitter — Liberated Liberater
- Yeah, in fact, the usual reaction i get when i tell someone my age is "oy! susmarijose..."
- Pungeon Master ... Enzeru
- Wow, that's a good description of myself
- Retcon: A Wide-Eyed Idealist that leans on the cynical side of Sliding Scale of Idealism vs. Cynicism? A bit weird, no? - Teraus
- Self-Deprecation There. ~ GameSpazzer
- Got me there. Not trying to complain tho, just my style of comedy. Sometimes, however...
- Shameless Self Promotion: I get this impression sometimes. Belfagor
- I SECOND THAT -eternal Noob
- The Smart Guy: your gallery says it. ~ paradisedj32
- Sliding Scale of Idealism vs. Cynicism: You're on the cynical side, I'd say. - Mort08
- Tagalong Kid: No offense^^ You're the youngest member of the Forum Games clique, as far as I know. ~Dhana Ragnarok
- The Marip - Complete with a Visual Pun in your forum avatar. -Bisected8
- The Napoleon - I am geting that feeling from you Tenzen12
- I'm 5 feet 9, and i don't mind being called short.
- The Snark Knight: Possibly. ~theindefiniteone
- Yeah, real creative there.
- Trade Mark Favorite Food: Pie. -Enkufka
- I just like saying it. I love pie, but It's not my FAVORITE food.
- Troll: Judging by your current avatar, your knowledge of Flame wars is a bit too high for the average joe... ~Dhana Ragnarok
- Troperiffic: Just look at your current signature: "4 girl ensemble moe kawaii uguu deska nee anime? Sign me in!" —Belfagor
- TV Tropes Enhanced / Ruined Your Life: I would say the jury is still out on that one. You still have an entire life ahead of you to enhance or ruin. —Electrum Zephyr
- What You Are in the Dark: The Darkness that lies within-Voids Empathy
- Funny ~ Rockonman
- Who Wants to Live Forever?: A possible reason to be a Death Seeker.-Voids Empathy
- Small Name, Big Ego - Eternal Noob is very deceiving, isn't it? ~ Rockonman
- Hmmm, let me get back to you...
- Wise Beyond Their Years Most definitely ~ A Stray Bard
- Unfortunate Names, with Eternal Noob ~Rockonman
- Younger than They Look: How else could someone 2 years younger than I am be so damn tall? ~ Landorkus
What i like:
Animation/Comics
Video Games
- Super Mario Bros. My personal favorite series of all time
- Legend of Zelda
- Classic adventuring bliss
- Half-Life and 2
- my double standard in the FPS realm
- Portal and Portal 2
- Creative, funny, haunting. Both of em.
- Team Fortress 2
- Crazy FPS multiplayer fun
- Fallout 1,2, and 3.
- The series that redefined the RPG. Yes, a 13 year old has played the entire trilogy.
- Pokémon
- Holy crap, Nostalgia: the series. What is there to HATE about Pokemon
- Star Fox
- Megaman and Megaman X
- THE 2D SHOOTING SIDESCROLLING KING. Especially 2 and the first X
- Castlevania
- i am one of the few that prefers the classic series, compared to the Metroid Vania ones.
- Fancy Pants Adventures
- It's a great flash game. PLAY IT NOW. ESPECIALLY 2.
- Punch-Out!!
- Both Wii and NES are the most awesome arcade style boxers ever. Also, fukin hard. I literally gave up on Tyson, and a fighter i forgot in Title Defense.
Film
Books
Web originals
Any suggestions?
To lazy to put the rest
I like lots of stuff, but i can't list them all
R Ps i have made.
- The Fallen Angels/ A second chance
- Currently running. Moves at a snail's pace.
- A Game of Fools.
- Also running. Even slower.
Real name you ask? well its Paulo Diego. Not telling you my surname, though.
My concepts
- Argos. A country with rich diversity in ethnicity, flora, fauna, and culture. It was once thought of as a paradise, merging the old with the new. But something happened. Cases of corruption have surfaced, and many have been pleaded guilty. Crime rates surged, and the country soon experienced bankruptcy. The people have started revolting, and the chaos has reached a grand scale. The main hero is Dan full name: Daniel Thornton. A gunslinger, and a knife nut, who is hated by the majority of the country. For years, he has been the lowest end of the crap stick. Not only is he wanted, but his name is connected to a vast amount of conspiracies. And the crimes that he is blamed for sound very inhumane and monstrous. Despite his horrible life, and the fact that the exit is just right there, he only has one goal in mind, and that is to kill one single child. Yes, in a world where an entire country has been forsaken, that is what he has in mind. To kill a child. He will not rest until the child dies, and there is no logical explanation. But many things impede his progress. The high bounty on his head, his only companion (She likes children) and a strange creature with rusted swords. But why is he doing this? What is his motivation? What is the true nature of Dan?
- One morning, two college guys bring their questionably acquired magical talking Sea Bass, and go out fishing at a nearby river, cause there's fuck all else to do. Soon, a magical meteor, the size of a thimble, tears through one of their arms like a fucking steamroller through a gingerbread house, and he starts literally bleeding fountains. After his near death experience, which is played for laughs, a UFO conveniently falls from the sky, gives him a convenient orb, that turns into an arm made of pure energy, that tears through other things, and turns him 12 years younger. Now, with every military organization wanting his destructive power, he decides to have an adventure to save himself from an inevitable asskicking, and teams up with several members of supernatural races and organizations(All of them, cute girls, much to his Lolicon of a friend's delight), and tackle a sinister plot. This is supposed to be a parody of a JRPG, with dating sim mechanics not taken seriously, and a sense of humor that can get dark at times. Oh, and an overaching story line, and a myth arc, but who cares 'bout that?
- A group of 5 friends, all boys, decide to walk in the forests, cause of a random glowing light. Soon, a mystical wizard casts a gender bender spell, that turns four of them into girls, and the other one survived, cause he practices dodge rolls, in martial arts lessons. Now, you must either turn them all back into guys, and solve their personal problems, charm one of them, and convince one of them to stay as a lady, and *** her ***, or you can convince all of them to help their personal problems, and *** all of their ***. Also, you can charm one of them, and turn her back into a guy, so you can ***@*$$$ his #$(%(@(#@). Actually, it's not a good idea, even to me, but still. Oh the irony. Ame Nochi Hare did this first. Yey, i'm not so twisted after all.
- A chef, given a pogo stick for his birthday, accidentally finds himself in a world where food is Serious Business, and the right combinations give you powers, while the wrong ones just explode. Now that a demon critic is destroying the feelings of chefs there, oh, and terrorizing the entire world, the chef must now take his pogo stick, and gather the mystical 7 pieces of cake from the five-star restaurants to end the critic's tyranny.
Pages I have greatly contributed to
Baka to Test to Shoukanjuu's character page. I supplied all the pictures, and let me just say that it was more irritating than any fetch quest ever devised.
Mini contributions to other series pages i constantly visit.
Realization
SPAEAAAAM
Thanks for reading my page all the way through.
Now go on with whatever you're doing
Ok. Back to killing pandas. Or pandies. How the heck do you call a baby panda? ~ Dhana Ragnarok
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