Lolipod Distortion
Character Level: 16
Level 11 Student
Level 8 Martial Artist
Level 4 Writer
Level 1 Linguist
Stats
Athleticism: 62
Magnetism: 50
Guts: 53
Studiousness: 14
Acumen: 35
Savvy: 41
Mind: 90
Snark: 100
Skills:
German: 20
Writing (Fiction, Comics): 58
Running: 66
Debate: 33
Romance: 15
Knowledge (Film): 75
Knowledge (Comics): 67
Knowledge (Music): 51
Combat (Hand to Hand): 61
Perks:
- Attention Deficit Creator Disorder
- Attention Deficit... Ooh, Shiny!
- Berserk Button: People looking down on character
- Black Knight - Lemurian
- Blood Knight
- Book Worm
- Brilliant, but Lazy
- Cake Eater
- Capoeira
- Chivalrous Pervert
- Dark Is Not Evil
- Deadpan Snarker
- Evil Eye: Character can kill a man by staring at him long enough
- Genius Bruiser: Capoeira? Hell the fuck yeah. -Milos Stefanovic
- Good Is Not Nice
- Good Name For A Rock Band (His username) -Ozbourne
- Halloween Special - Because I'm blanking right now. - Haldo
- I Just Want to Be Badass
- Innocence Lost: Levels 12-14
- Jerk with a Heart of Gold
- Le Parkour
- Lovable Sex Maniac
- Lurker:IRL, not on the forum
- Neutral Good.
- Sixth Ranger
- Smitten Teenage Guy
- Sweet Tooth
- Would Hit a Girl
- Rammstein
- Korn
- Ween
- Nine Inch Nails
- Tool
- A Perfect Circle
- Faith No More
- Nirvana
- Smashing Pumpkins
- Rage Against The Machine
- Marilyn Manson
- Eminem
- NWA
- KMFDM
- Rob Zombie
- White Zombie
- Disturbed
- Devo
- Deftones
- Mindless Self Indulgence
- Godsmack
- Full Service
- Janes Addiction
- Cage The Elephant
- Skinny Puppy
- ohGr
- Cannibal Ox
- Aesop Rock
- Sufjan Stevens
- Daft Punk
- Depeche Mode
- Kanye West
- Cage
- The Black Keys
- Radiohead
- Wu Tang Clan
- System Of A Down
- Etc
- Fargo
- The Big Lebowski
- The Jerk
- The Professional
- Pulp Fiction
- Inglourious Basterds
- Grindhouse
- The Dark Knight
- The Matrix
- Terminator
- Alien
- Aliens
- Funny Games
- Die Hard
- Office Space
- Run Lola Run
- A Clockwork Orange
- 2001 A Space Odyssey
- The Shining
- Psycho
- The Birds
- North By Northwest
- Spiderman 1
- Spiderman 2
- District 9
- The Hurt Locker
- Full Metal Jacket
- Harold And Kumar Go To White Castle
- Harold And Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay
- Oz
- The Wire
- The Simpsons
- South Park
- True Blood
- Lost
- The 4400
- Generation Kill
- Doctor Who
- American Dad
- Futerama
- Torchwood
- Bufy The Vampire Slayer
- Transmetropolitan
- Preacher
- The Invisibles
- Watchmen
- Batman
- Green Lantern
- The Authority
- Planetary
- Swamp Thing
- Spider Man
- 100 Bullets
- No Hero
- DMZ
- Y The Last Man
- Battle Royale
- Berserk
- GANTZ
- Claymore
- Yu Gi Oh (the manga)
- One Piece
- Yu Yu Hakusho
- Naruto
- Death Note
- 20thCenturyBoys
- Monster
- Bakuman
- Akumetsu
- Elfen Lied
- Akumetsu
- Busou Renkin
- Rurouni Kenshin
- Psyren
- Fullmetal Alchemist
- Hunter X Hunter
- Problem Sleuth
- Homestuck
- Order Of The Stick
- XKCD
- Casey And Andy
- Something Positive
- Gunnerkrigg Court
- Dinosaur Comics
- The Non Adventures Of Wonderella
FIRST!!!111 —AgentNomnomJayden
Hi there, Rumetzen! (waves) ~ Arcadiarika
Hoho hoho, here comes Santa Claus.
Nono my son, no need to applause!
I know I'm awesome, but I don't wanna brag.
Anyways, a gift for you I have here in my bag!
10 ducks I'll give you, one for each toe.
I assure you every single one's a Moe!
So then if the world suddenly says its goodbyes.
You'll have something to eat while humanity dies!
And don't worry if you out of your butt start to bleed.
I've heard eating duck shit's very healthy indeed.
~ Tachi ♥
Oh my god, it's a Rumetzen! -glomps back- ...I like your hair. ~ Epitome
Vandalize, huh? I better get some spray paint... ~ Catfish42
All Your Base Are Belong to Us. You have no chance to survive make your time, Rumetzen! —CATS Greetings, foul automaton. Might I inquire with you as to why the dead baby crossed the road? Oh, and have you been having issues with nineteen as I have ever since reading the books? Blue Car Syndrome indeed.
Hmm...could I link your favs? I won't charge a cent. - Keybreak That would be nice. Thanks! -rumetzen
Internet Brothers! - Flanker 66
- BRO FIST!
You silly snipers. I have a rocket launcher with a 4.9 zoom. — KSPAM
Isn't your constantly going 'COOL' a Verbal Tic? - WUE
So when do I get that cookie? - SeanMurrayI
A new name huh? Well I guess that earns you a coffee. *raises flask* - Bisected8
Another trooper who listens to KMFDM, yay!!- inane242
Bonjour! :3 -Compassionate Sadist
Problem Sleuth was better - Hotel Kilo
- I personally find it to be overhyped and unappealing. But I also respect your right to disagree. You Monster!.
A person who likes Preacher and Transmetropolitan...huh. Let's drink to that! Juancarlos11
Fuzy2K sez hi!
The faeries were curious as to you. Your avatars and signature intrigue them. - a faerie
SHEDINJA! - SunshineWerewolf
You're 15? I'm gonna stop being 15 in about an hour. It says 16 on my page, but that was premature. Irresponsible teenager high five! Also transmetropolitan is cool! Also I am bad at thinking of clever things to say on someone's page! -steampowered
>Drops in, Plasters a picture on the wall, flies out the window< -Enkufka
> Greetings, Mistress Norn.— Chancellor Icarael
Trick or treat! -Milos Stefanovic
- Trick or treat! -Ozbourne
- Trick or Trope! -Lemurian
- Trick or treat! -Haldo
- Ew, Funny Games... gross! But the bigger part of the Film/TV list has my approval. Please vandalize back to criticize my tastes! And have a slice of cake while you do that. -Belfagor
- 100% snark! - Amused Troper Guy
