Tropers / WUE

WUE. WUE never changes.

In the year 1990, the simple hand of an incautious man sparked an atomic disaster of massive proportions. Most of the earth was wiped clean of life and civilization, what was left were just some mutants and a couple of badasses. Son of one of them, WUE fought, struggled and roamed through the Italian Wasteland in search of a purpose. He never manged to find one.. what he did find instead was a time machine. He used that to stop the impending apocalypse and started to live in the old world.

That was my true story.

...Okay, that wasn't particularly witty, so let's try to make a couple of things clear. This troper (who usually doesn't write in third person about himself, so imagine how awkward this must feel for him!) is a 20 years old italian guy who dabbles in many nerdy subjects, like videogames (he's especially fond of PC gaming, though he doesn't share the irrational hatred of consoles others have), manga & anime (he is by no means an expert and would never dare to call himself such), comic books (well, just a little, if he has to be honest), chessy music (he still wonders how people who don't like Journey can exist) and other things he's probably forgetting in this very moment.

Full of hopes, dreams and immature sex jokes, he came to TV Tropes with the intention of contributing and quickly realized that posting on the forums was quite more relaxing than discussing about whether or not yanderes should be called such. He still adds examples or corrects typos (while making plenty of those himself) from time to time, though.

Since he doesn't really believe in self-troping, and finds himself pretty bad at describing himself, he heartily encourages those who believe they've seen something in his character that resembles a trope to add that to his contributor's page (this very page you are reading, my dear reader!). Take into account that, if he believes one of those tropes doesn't fit, he will strike it.

Also, feel free to vandalize, if you somehow feel it would make you feel better. Or even if you don't feel that way. He's not that picky.

Videogames I enjoy (not comprehensive, but should give a good indication of my tastes)

• Ace Attorney ^note I wasn't a fan of Apollo Justice's story and his treatment of Phoenix though. Still, it wasn't bad.
• Arcanum
• Alien Swarm ^note Even though I suck at it, as other tropers can testify.
• Alpha Protocol ^note Yup. I liked it!
• Baldurs Gate
• Deus Ex ^note I'm patiently waiting to try Human Revolution and see if it is as good as it seems to be.
• Dragon Age
• Etrian Odyssey
• Fallout ^note I am an unrepentant fanboy, if the beginning of the page wasn't telling enough.
• Final Fantasy X ^note It was far from a perfect game, but it was the most fun I had with a Final Fantasy game. Then again, I admit that I've never played the Final Fantasy VII.
• Gothic
• Half Life ^note Got into it very recently actually, but it's good.
• Hotel Dusk Room 215 ^note Awfully contrived plot, awfully awesome game.
• Knights Of The Old Republic
• Monkey Island ^note I'm in the process of going through an Archive Binge of all the saga. I've played The Secret Of Monkey Island : Special Edition for now.
• Metal Gear Solid ^note Never had the pleasure of trying the 4th game though.
• Max Payne ^note The first one had exceptionally narmy writing. It still was fun. The second one was the bomb.
• Mass Effect ^note Still have to play the second.Played it. Was good. Very good. Hardly worth the hype, but meh, who cares about that?
• Neverwinter Nights and Neverwinter Nights 2 ^note I have my share of criticism to both, but I still play them to this day. More than what I can say for a lot of other games.
• Risen
• Tenchu ^note It has been a lot of time since I played any of them, but I remember having a lot of fun with the first one.
• The Witcher ^note I admit, the writing was dodgy here and there, and the sexual references were hilariously over-the-top, but I still consider it an incredibly solid game developed by a passionate team. It has soul.
• Vampire The Masquerade : Bloodlines

etc...

Anime and manga I enjoy (again, not comprehensive, but it should give a good idea of my tastes)

• Baccano ^note Some of the BEST. CHARACTER. NAMES. EVER.
• Bakuman
• Full Metal Alchemist
• Monster
• Naruto ^note In a very Guilty Pleasure sort of way, but it's still the only one of the big three that I find consistently entertaining.
• Psyren ^note My favorite Shonen Jump manga as of now. Bummer that it ended like that :/
• Samurai Champloo
• Vinland Saga

etc...

Tropes that apply to myself

The Slacker

Vandalism / Comments

• OMFG ITS BRAYKO!!! - Not-So-Badass Longcoat
  • Yup. With his thick russian accent, overuse of 'fuck' and his somewhat amusing taste in 80s music.
• I barely know you, but you can consider me your loyal minion. Payment is not nessesary=) - Beholderess
  • I consider myself a gentleman, so don't you worry my minion, you shall be payed. Now excuse me, I'll go back to planning how to conquer the world. MWAHAHAHAH
• 'Lo there, WUE. I haven't interacted with you that much, but from what I've seen, you're a pretty cool person to joke around with on Forum Games. Cheers. Gentlemanorcus
• Qué pasa? According to edit tip numero tres, I should pretend like this has been here forever. So yeah. In other news, we've always been at war with eastasia... AHR
• I haz vandalised your page >:D - A Crack In Time
• Troper Page: Vandalized. Mission: Complete! ~ Komodin
• The true purpose of this page... IS SINISTE- IT'S THE ASSASSIN -rifflet
  • NOT THE ASSASSIN!!! -A Crack In Time
    • I'm confused. Am I the ASSASSIN? ~ Aliroz The Confused.
    • No... But you are SINISTER!
• I am here to vandalise your page. Coffee? Tell you what, I'll give you a coffee if you write a better description for your page, thus granting me a cookie to go with my coffee. =P - Bisected8
  • You may have convinced me. I'll write a better description soon-ish.
    • I'm a helper. ^_^ - Bisected8
• Your name makes me want to shout "WOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" all the time. — Sean Murray I
• WUE-Tang Clan Ain't Nothin' To Fuck With! Or something along those lines. — English Ivy
  • o_O o_o'' O_o
• I'm more of an Ostragoth than a Vandal, but I don't want to ostracize your page. What do I do? Noaqiyeum
  • Follow your heart Noaqiyeum (wow, I managed to write it without copy-pasting it!), and there shall be no problems. Or at least you won't notice them.
    • That's not helpful at all! None of my hearts are self-propelling.
• ^note A riddle for you:
  Sometimes I am subtle, sometimes I am clear
  I am never too far, yet not always so near
  I am sought by the curious, often found by the wise
  To some, I am the most valuable prize.
  This conundrum will reside in your head till eviction
  But I'll tell you the answer if you write your description
  (So yeah, I'm basically ransoming your sanity for a cookie)What? Bisected beat me.-Artemis92
  • Is the answer "The answer" by any chance? - Bisected8
    • Dammit.
  *ring ring* "Hello?" "Hi, this is Madness. Can I speak to Sparta, please?" - Noaqiyeum
• Bad WUE! No terrible moe cutesy anime girl verbal tics on my page! >:[
  ...Your page, however, is fine, nyaaa~ ~Epitome
  • Argggghh..IT HURTS
• Vandalise me will you! I'll give you vandalism!...here you go! - elemcee
• Ow that hurt. - Shichibukai
  • B-But.. I did it out of love!
• How could I have forgotten you, my dear! Well then, here you go... vandalized For Great Justice. Eventually you'll get something better. Probably. —Outta The BLAM
  • It's okay. I kinda like it actually. Simple, good old vandalism is just what I needed. Plus, it's not like I vandalized your page in a particularly witty or appropriate way...
• Godot Was Here.
• What the heck happened to the WorstUsernameEver? ~ Spooky Mask
  • Lost my password. Plus, WUE is easier to remember, the Contributor's Page is tidy, and this handle has a Happy Cow avatar. What's there not to like?
    • I missed whole happy cow thing, so xP Oh, and I haven't complimented you for the Fallout reference in the beginning of this page D= I'M NOT WORTHY!!!
• Have you ever wondered why the number "eleven" isn't pronounced "onety-one"? —Sean Murray I
  • I haven't, but now I'll ponder about this all day.
• How about you go steal that museum door and I'll stay over here? :P - Kraken.
• WUZZUP?!- Mr W
• Worst Vandalism Ever - Nohaynicklibre
• -Pets your happy cow- Counterclock
• The Faeries made me do it - StolenByFaeries
• Get yo ass playing ME2, foo'! - Air Of Mystery
  • Already done that, my good sir.
• YO ITALIAN ASS IS MINE, BITCH! Never forget that >:D - Ossan
  • Oh trust me, I won't ;D

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