Hello, I'm Ossan. I enjoy kiwi, puppies, cool hats, drawing, Dr. Pepper, Raven, squishy objects, and various other things not worth mentioning.
Incidentally, I do not enjoy long walks on the beach, for I always inevitably step on crabs and sea urchins.
Uhh...I don't have much else to say, I'm just kind of...here.
Oh yes, it appears I'm actually a bit of a pervert. Apologies if I accidentally molest you.
Tropes that people think apply to me:
All Women Are Lustful - Pretty much her defining trope.
I'm too lazy to make folders for everything else. Hurr
Your page has been accidentally molested by Weissritter. Aren't you delighted?
Very fun. >:D Also a very nice lady. —Blackmoon
Dammit, Weiss molested the page first! -Also Arin
Thanks for having my babies! -Not Always The Hero
You're so open with yourself...people love that here. ;) - Keybreak
*page raep* ~~ Spain Sun
Don't mind me. Just darnpenguin here snuggling in for some friendly gropage. Mmm...
- Ossan Ossan Ore Nanbo? - Solstace
- Ossan is the best! She is fun and funny and nice and has lots of hilarious fetishes! -Sporkaganza
- Ohhhh yeah, I'm totally having my way with this page.
- Listen all 'yall, it's sabotage! I almost forgot to vandalize your page too, but now I've fixed that! —goodtimesfreegrog'
- Dont mind me.... just molesting your page~ just stay asleep and we'll pretend it never happened in the morning ;3 -Rizu
You are 'she'? No wonder... ~Spooky Mask
- This page has been molested under the orders of Mark Von Lewis. You're awesome, Ossan.
- *grope* ACK! I'm sorry I'm sorry I thought the door was shut I wasn't looking behind me it was seriously a mistake I thought- ...Huh? Youre not mad?
20 Seconds Later
Tho, efrythingths fine, then? Ekthellent. Ith ya don't mind, I think I'll be pickin' up my teef now. *stoops to pick up teeth, stops* Uh!? Mith? I thwear ta Gah dith isn-GAAH! MY FOREARMTH!!