Hello. I'm Enkufka. I'm a 21 year old male, 5'8~9", 175 lbs. and it would be very hard to tell this just by seeing my behaviour on the forums. I have lurked on tvtropes for about 2 years now, and figure I should make myself a contributor page. I joined at approximately February 19th, 2011. I am a nerd about a lot of things, but mainly physics and guns. and how to apply Functional Magic to both.
I have Attention Deficit... Ooh, Shiny! and this often shows up in my conversations and contributions. I lack confidence to really make much in the way of contributions that would be noticed.
I have, like many Tropers I would suspect, a story in my head. Given that I am a massive Daydream Believer, it involves a self-insert to any character based show/video game/story/book I can/have read/play(ed)/watch(ed). I will eventually get around to writing it though I doubt it will amount to anything of quality.
- The faeries bring gifts of flowers. Welcome to the Tropes. - a faerie
Yay! I love flowers!
- Hi! Seeing how long you've been around, I can't believe I just got around to vandalizing. Oh well.- I Love Dogs
- Hiya, Enkufka! In this bountiful land filled with faeries, your appreciation of guns is shared by many here, myself included. ~ GameSpazzer
>Pulls out a Skorpion< I like my guns!
- Is this where I feel welcome? Do I wait? —Enkufkfka
You are always welcome in my house. :)
- Who am I? —Sean Murray I
You are you. You are the day. You. Are! SEAN MURRAY!
- You didn't know I was going to leave a message here, so now you're "a victim of coicumstance". Nyuk-nyuk-nyuk! - AlBundyFan365
- Hey there! You seem nice, so I won't set your page on fire. -Nekoalexa
I built a room just for your pyromania. Have fuuun~!
- Welcome to TV Tropes! ~Fuzy2K
Thanks! Its great to be here! :D
- -spraypaints "Mr W was here" and runs-
I c wut u did thar!
- Oh hai there! It appears as though I have vandalised your page :D. -A Crack In Time
Noooo! Mah precious page!
- -glomps- —Compassionate Sadist
>Is glomped< :3
- Another troper page lies in vandalised ruins! Ahahahah -shot- -Phoenixor's corpse.
Get up so I can shoot you myself! :D
- Any guy who's willing to quote me in their Sig automatically gets a salute from me. Also, what I said about cannons and ships? It's true to an extent when you're talking battleships—generally the number and types of guns are specified first, and then the ship is built with that in mind. The shipping pun was just a nice bonus. And Now You Know! —Sabre's Edge
I did not know that. I'm not well versed in naval warfare/history/tactics/practices.
- I tagged your page. God, I'm such an awesome rebel. -steampowered
You're Che reincarnated!
- This vandalism is not really here. It's just a dream. -StrangeDwarf
Then what am I reading???
- You have been vandalised. Accept your fate!-HellmanSabian
- Your vandalism wall has now been SANDVICH'D!
- This vandalism intentionally left blank - Balmung
This comment intentionally left blank.
- Alo guv!- Mr W
How's it going, squire, all right?
- I have 3 Touhou stories in my head, but the first two stories would play exactly the same wayhint . - SonicGTR
Write them down, then! I'm trying to do it with my story.
- You have quite the vandal space here, so allow me to award you many internets. ~ betterthanstrawberry
w000t! I luvs mah internets!
- Wow... that is a lot of vandalisim. VANDALISE'd! - Haldo
Yes it is. I like graffiti!
- Eeeeeeeeeeeey!(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ I approve heartily of both this Troper and this page! SheWhoChewsGum
I approve of you and your cuddliness, gummie! :D
- Falcon...VANDALIZE! -Mega Magikarp
>Glomps you< Yay memes!
- This page has been
vandalizedGLOMPED by the Earl!Not again! >Is glomped<
- Wai hallo thar! *smacks with fish* Sakan4k
>Reels from the smack< stupid troutsmack!
- You know what else has a great soundtrack? The Street Fighter EX series. Check it out :) HellmanSabian
I shall definitely look into it, thank you!
- (*lights joint and locks windows*) EMBRACE IT!!-Vanthebaron
>Unlocks windows< No smoking on my page!
- hi *plays with ears*-Vanthebaron
Ooooooh! You still can't smoke!
- Sexy party?-Vanthbebaron
- Sexy party?-Vanthbebaron
- hi *plays with ears*-Vanthebaron
- The faeries would like the recipe for your cookies. Don't give it to them. - StolenByFaeries
They won't get it. Besides, they can't handle one of the ingredients. :P
- Greetings! - NathanielTheSeeker
- Once again! =)
- GUTEN MORGEN! - Tye Dye Wildebeest
- Strange Dwarf was here. This wall will never be the same again. - StrangeDwarf
Curses... >Grabs shovel and digs down to hide<
- This is me typing a wacky message on your page! And now this is me typing a smiley face :D ~Bella
This is me enjoying your message! :D
- You have cute avatars! VANDULIZINGR BWA! ~1whowillmakeEnzeru
O Noes! Not more Vandalization!
- Put this in your pipe and smoke it. No, really, it's nice... - Inverurie Jones
>Leans out window and smokes it< Well, this isn't bad... duuuuuuuuuude...
- *digs tunnel under trope page, drags in tons of gunpowder, detonates* -Hotel Kilo
But its not the 5th of November yet! :(
- I can get used to those of your types. Too shiny to vandalize. -El
Thank you! fortunately, this is a scratched and dirty section made just for vandalization!
- Hello! I like you. ~1whowillmakeEnzeru
And I like you! FRIEND! :D
- You say you like to debate. Could you teach me to debate, or debate about history with me? ~Aliroz The Confused
I can try. I'm not well versed in history, and I'm not very good at debate, but I do like talking with people about what they love.
- The faeries wonder if you would like to meet some Kitsune: they really are quite the Fantastic Foxes! - a faerie in a fey mood
- Oink! - InverurieJones
- And Again! -InverurieJones
- DEEUAUAUAUAUAUAUAUGH - TommyX
- 6,7,7.5,8,(9),10,10.5,11,12,12.3,15,42,300,1337,(BFG-)9000,9999,31337,99999. Miss any numbers? -TARDISES
1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, 34, 55, 89, 144, 233, etc, and 3.141592647...
- Repth! You have been healed by The World's greatest player! ~Enzeru
- Vandalism! Vandalism everywhere! -UristMcDorf
- CLANG -El
-returns the favor by putting up various posters of several shows/games your choice- —Earl of Sandvich
- Acheivement Unlocked: Vandalism- Biscuits!!!!
- Now with 50% more gravy!! - Mr.Biscuits
- You emanate awesome. I can tell. - The Toothy Bird
- This is not vandalizim. No, I have no idea what you're talking about. -Mega Magikarp
- ''spraypaints gibberish all over the place'' -PantheraSapiensEllipsis
- Moar gibberish! Gibberish everywhar!
- Enkufka! K-k-kufka! That! is! your name! <— (Strange j-pop song that started playing in my head while looking at your page). -steampowered
- Well, the gunshot wound is nicely healed up, so I shall return for a second pass! Prepare your page's body! -Phoenixor
- Do you like vandalism? ~theindefiniteone
- This is a test of the emergency vandalism system. Do not be alarmed. Farseer Lolotea
- I hope you like pepper spray. -doodles all over the profile and sprays pepper spray on it- ~theindefiniteone
- Hi. <Fires RPG at page.> —Shadow Bender
- On your page. Vandalizing it! -Rivux
- ... - Evil Children
- I herd u liek Dark Heresy SO I DENOUNCED YOU TO THE INQUISITION! -OrangeSpider
- Gotta love that random button! -Tandra88
- HNNNNGGGG ~raigakuren
- Timey-Wimey Ball may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds. —a vandal
- You are 21. That means you can drink. I am jelly ~raigakuren
- Alright, so this was inevitable...don't hate me Enk, but I had to vandalize something.
...else. ;) ~Keybreak
- My favourite colour is BLUE!!!! I'm JR Pictures by the way.
- Hope you don't mind being sucked into joining F-list too. Now TWO sites will ruin your life! -They Call Me Tomu
- Hi-five, fellow Wisconsinite! -Linhasxoc
- WOOF! -Canidaemon
- You ever wonder how when it comes time to say or write a witty one liner, you can never think of it? —Electrum Zephyr
- Right behind you.... -Meta Skipper
- Boo! I'm vandalizing you! *glomps* ^_^ -That One Guy Named X
- Submit to my vandalism! SUBMIT! -Shirow Shirow