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"It's a fucking exploitation film! EXPLOIT something!!"
—-Snob reviewing Elsa Fraulein SS

Brad Jones is The Cinema Snob, a parody of snotty art-film lovers who hates every movie that isn't True Art. He naturally reviews mostly exploitation films and obscure foreign knockoff films.

The Cinema Snob has reviewed the following movies:

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    2007- 2009 
  • Burial Ground: The Nights of Terror
  • Porno Holocaust
  • Wanda, The Sadistic Hypnotist
  • Crazy Fat Ethel II
  • Sadomania
  • Los Ritos Sexuales Del Diablo
  • Zero In and Scream
  • Brutes and Savages
  • Impulse
  • Video Violence
  • Holocaust 2
  • Alucarda
  • Don't Go Near the Park
  • Savage Vengeance
  • Unhinged
  • Satan's Children
  • Horrifying Experiments of the SS Last Days
  • Zombie 4: After Death
  • Exit the Dragon, Enter the Tiger
  • Blood Freak
  • Evil Come, Evil Go
  • Terror at Orgy Castle
  • The Hand of Pleasure
  • Zombie Lake
  • Ninja Untouchables
  • Snuff
  • Zombie 5: Killing Birds
  • Blood of Ghastly Horror
  • Woodchipper Massacre
  • Monkey With 72 Magic
  • The Eerie Midnight Horror Show
  • The Black Six
  • Mother's Day
  • Elsa Fraulein SS
  • Frankenstein Island
  • Savage Weekend
  • Day of the Panther
  • Horror of the Zombies
  • Black Devil Doll from Hell
  • The Italian Stallion
  • The Refrigator
  • Slugs
  • Salo or the 120 Days of Sodom
  • Tales from the Quadead Zone
  • The Galaxy Invader
  • The Stewardesses 3-D
  • Jaws 5: Cruel Jaws
  • Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning
  • Strike of the Panther
  • Zombie vs. Ninja ("Pierre Kirby Week")
  • Full Metal Ninja ("Pierre Kirby Week")
  • Thunder of the Gigantic Serpent ("Pierre Kirby Week")
  • Ninja of the Magnifecence ("Pierre Kirby Week")
  • American Commando 2: Hunting Express ("Pierre Kirby Week")
  • The Nail Gun Massacre
  • Terminator II
  • Helga, She Wolf of Spilberg
  • War of the Wizards
  • Shriek of the Mutilated
  • Zombie 6: Monster Hunter
  • Inglorious Bastards 2: Hell's Heroes
  • Death Nurse
  • Deep Throat Part II
  • Turkish Star Wars
  • Os Trapalhões na Guerra dos Planetas ("Brazilian Star Wars")
  • Demented Death Farm Massacre
  • Alienator
  • The Hoboken Chicken Emergency
  • Troll
  • Troll 2
  • Don't Open Till Christmas
  • Bloody New Year





  • Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
  • E.T. XXX: A DreamZone Parody
  • The Conqueror
  • Endless Love
  • Fatal Games
  • Hitler's Harlot
  • Diary of a Nudist (Exclusive DVD episode)
  • Jailbait Babysitter (Exclusive DVD episode)
  • Caddyshack II
  • The Infernal Rapist (Exclusive DVD episode)
  • 48 Hours of Hallucinatory Sex (Exclusive DVD episode)
  • Ilsa, The Wicked Warden
  • Ninja Champion
  • Black Love
  • Two of a Kind
  • Curse of Bigfoot ("Sasquatch Week")
  • The Geek 2 ("Sasquatch Week")
  • To Catch a Yeti ("Sasquatch Week")
  • Black River Monster ("Sasquatch Week")
  • The Legend of Boggy Creek ("Sasquatch Week")
  • Mommie Dearest
  • Godzilla's Revenge
  • Drive
  • Invasion of the Samurai Sluts from Hell!
  • Friday the 13th Part III
  • The Stepfather
  • Robot Wars
  • Wired
  • Brazilian Planet of the Apes
  • The Babe Ruth Story
  • Hercules
  • The Adventures of Hercules II
  • The Lonely Lady
  • Driller: A Sexual Thriller
  • 42nd Street Forever Volume 3: Exploitation Explosion
  • The Devil Times Five
  • Cut-Throats Nine
  • At Long Last Love ("Musical March (In September)")
  • The Apple ("Musical March (In September)")

The Cinema Snob Provides Examples Of

"... I'll stick with real woodchipper movies — like Fargo, thank you very much."

Brad Tries...Critics And ReviewersDiamanda Hagan
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Awesome SeriesTurnOfTheMillennium/New Media80's Dan
    Creator/Brad Jones80's Dan
Bum ReviewsWeb Video80's Dan
Chris StuckmannWebsite/That Guy with the Glasses80's Dan
ChaosD1The New Tens80's Dan

alternative title(s): The Cinema Snob; Cinema Snob; The Cinema Snob
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