Film / A Talking Cat!?!

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Phil: You can talk? But only once?
Duffy: I don't make the rules, Phil.

A Talking Cat!?! (yes, with that exact punctuation) is a 2013 film about... a talking cat who helps a couple families with their problems.

Duffy (Eric Roberts) is a stray cat with the ability to talk to any person once, but only once. When he comes across Phil (Johnny Whitaker), a respected programmer who's recently entered retirement, and Susan (Kristine DeBell), a caterer who's trying to keep her business and family together, he decides to help them and their families. Hilarity Ensues.

Made on a budget of $1 million note , the film nonetheless features amateurish camera, sound and special effects and Eric Roberts sounding like he's recording his lines through a crappy cellphone in a public bathroom. note  Nathan Rabin called it "The Room of anthropomorphic animal movies starring Eric Roberts" and wondered "where the other $990,000 went".

Obscurus Lupa and The Nostalgia Critic did a review of the film, as did JonTron.

A Talking Cat!?! provides examples of:

  • Alan Smithee: Director David DeCoteau is credited as "Mary Crawford", the name he uses in all of his family-friendly films.
  • Camp Straight / Ambiguously Gay: Chris and Trent. This IS a David DeCoteau film after all.
  • Cats Are Snarkers
  • Conflict Ball: It's not really clear why Phil and Chris are having problems. Phil acts a perfectly friendly and loving father, albeit a slightly eccentric one. Yet for most of the film Chris is weirdly hostile towards him, talking to him as if he's a deadbeat jerkass.
    • There's also Susan absolutely freaking out when Phil accidentally drops some food she made, which seems to happen solely to keep the movie going.
  • Covers Always Lie: The cat on the cover is not the cat in the movie. Its the same breed, but the one on the cover is clearly a kitten while the one in the movie is an adult cat (and a little bit fat).
  • Deus ex Machina: Duffy's magic collar suddenly has healing powers
  • Diabolus ex Machina: The car that hits Duffy.
  • Excited Show Title!: Questioning Title? Excited Show Title!
  • Fanservice: Trent teaching Chris to swim. Two handsome guys? Check. Shirtlessness? Check. A pool? Check. Not so subtle gayness? Check.
  • Gratuitous Spanish: At one point, Phil can be seen wearing a shirt that says "UN PINCHE DIA A LA VEZ" - "One fucking day at a time". This in an otherwise wholesome movie.
  • Inaction Sequence: One of the hosts of the Tranquil Tirades podcast actually sat through and timed how much of the run time was taken up by stock footage establishing shots and shots of Duffy the Cat doing nothing, and he determined that literally 30% of the movie's 83-minute run time was taken up by absolutely nothing happening. (And even more frightening—none of that includes the many, many sequences of characters taking long walks up stairs, down halls, meandering around aimlessly, traipsing around kitchens, etc.
  • Man Child: Phil, who cheerfully plays with a car and makes car noises.
  • The Matchmaker: Duffy the Cat gets two couples together (Frannie and Chris) and (Phil and Susan).
  • Meet Cute: Attempted and failed. Kinda played straight (in the loosest sense of the word "straight") with Chris and Trent.
  • Mirror Monologue: By Phil.
  • Mood Whiplash: Duffy getting hit by a car and critically injured right in the middle of a typical cutesy scene. It comes so far out of left field that you'd be forgiven for thinking someone altered your copy of the film.
  • New Powers as the Plot Demands: Duffy's collar.
  • No Ending: Duffy's collar heals his wounds without fanfare and the movie just... stops without any resolution.
  • Pair the Spares: Frannie seems to exist solely to pair Chris off with someone.
  • Public Domain Soundtrack: Played loudly on a electronic keyboard and incessantly repeated. The song "La Cucaracha" in particular is recognizable.
  • Random Events Plot: There's no real structure to the story, which seems to shamble from one scene to the next.
  • Scenery Porn: There's lots of long establishing shots of forests and the like. It also causes some continuity/logic issues; Phil and Chris switch between living near an arid desert/beach, yet are somehow neighbors to Susan and her kids, who appear to live in the Pacific Northwest.
  • Sibling Rivalry: Tina and Trent.
  • Stock Footage: Several shots of empty rooms, house exteriors, and surrounding woodlands and wildlife, which director David DeCoteau inserts and reuses in most all his movies filmed in these same locations. All told, there are 59 establishing shots in this 83-minute movie, and none of them have any logical place in the context of the film.
  • The Other Rainforest: Where Susan's house appears to be. There's lots of Scenery Porn wrung out of it.
  • Title Drop: Occurs at several points, some more forced than others.
  • The Unfavourite: Tina's an interesting example in that she's actually the overachiever compared to her brother.
  • Unknown Character: The driver of the car that comes out of nowhere which hits Duffy. Though it wouldn't have helped the scene much anyway.
    • As is Duffy's previous owner, as mentioned below.
  • Vocal Dissonance: Eric Roberts as Duffy the Cat. Special points for his "nom nom nom" noises when the cat eats.
  • A Wizard Did It: Apparently, a previous owner of Duffy's gave him a magic collar, which is how he's able to speak. It also revives him from serious injury.

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