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Characters: The Cinema Snob
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    Brad's Characters 

The Cinema Snob

80's Dan

A hapless party animal who was whisked out of the past by a time warp to the present day, Dan subjects his dysfunctional roommates and neighbors to the cheesiest kitsch to come out of the 1980s. He also happens to live on the same street as the Cinema Snob.

Kung Tai Ted

A completely talentless "martial" "artist" who exhibits fight scenes from bad chop-socky action films from his backyard. His lines are all dubbed over... by himself.

  • Dirty Coward: When 80s Dan and Dolly find him tied up in a Neo-Nazi's basement, Ted brags about his fighting skills and offers to beat up the Nazi if they free him. Instead, he just runs away.
    • He also pulls a gun on Solomon when he confronts him about trying to steal the potassium in his backyard, decidedly not something an honorable warrior would do.
  • Hong Kong Dub
  • Small Name, Big Ego
  • Stylistic Suck
  • Unknown Rival: To Solomon, who forgets about Dan's existence when Dan takes months to find and defeat him.
  • What the Fu Are You Doing?: During his climactic battle with Master Kempo Dojo, Ted inflicts a Groin Attack on himself with some nunchuks. (But then, so does Kempo Dojo.)
  • Wimp Fight

Vic Dealio

The host of The Big Box, a sleazy late-night infomercial spokesman who introduces classic exploitation films in the titular "big box" (clamshell video cases) while flirting with his co-host, the Big Box Model.

Space Lancer Steve

A spaceman. His best (only?) friend is Ensign Munroe.

  • The Cameo: Steve has has only one appearance, which lasted for only a few seconds, just because all of Linkara's characters had a counterpart among Brad's characters except Ensign Munroe.
  • The Eeyore: In his one appearance, Steve does not come across as a happy person.

    '80s Dan Characters 
See under Brad for Dan himself.

Rob the Robot

Dan's roommate and best friend (which isn't saying much), a Robotic Operating Buddy manufactured by Nintendo. Rob is an unrelenting jackass who openly lusts after Mrs. Crabtree in front of her husband. Voiced by Jake Norvell.

Dolly

A lady in the present day who ran over Dan and Rob with her car shortly after they arrived from the past, then took them in and let them stay in her house. Dolly is the most mentally sound member of Dan's circle of friends... which again isn't saying much. She spends most of her time frustrated with Dan and Rob's wacky escapades. Played by Jillian Zurawski.

Travis Crabtree

Dan, Rob, and Dolly's much-suffering neighbor who drops in with his wife once an episode. He and Mrs. Crabtree despise each other, but they put on a happy facade in front of the others. He still wants to murder Rob for hitting on his wife right in front of him, though. Played by Brian Lewis.

Mrs. Crabtree

Travis's wife. She hates her husband as much as he hates her and often flirts with Rob just to piss Travis off. She is also a very mean drunk. Played by Sarah Lewis.

The Sweenz

Jackie "the Sweenz" Roosevelt, former child star of the popular '80s sitcom "Birds in the Bush". The most popular guy around, who occasionally shows up for guest spots and cameos. Played by Steve Roth.

  • Bad Bad Acting: He slurs his lines and appears to be stoned at all times.
  • The Cameo: It's his only job.
  • Catch Phrase: "Butter my bacon!"
  • Crosscast Role: When he "plays" Dolly... though he dresses in male clothes and makes no effort to look or act feminine.
  • Elephant in the Room: Travis waits until the end of the episode to ask "Who the hell is the Sweenz?"
  • Ensemble Darkhorse:invoked In-universe. Everyone thinks he's the coolest thing ever.
  • Incest Is Relative: In one episode of Birds in the Bush, the Sweenz was apparently planning to seduce his grandmother even before he accidentally switched grandmas at the airport.
  • The Other Darrin:invoked In "The Sweenz", he replaces Jillian in the role of Dolly... until Jillian shows up and they realize he's an impostor.
  • Paper-Thin Disguise: No one realizes that he isn't actually Dolly until the real Dolly shows up.
  • Stylistic Suck: Everything about him.

Smitty

Dan's alleged best friend from the 1980s. An extremely sleazy individual who may be a serial killer and sex offender. Every Christmas, Dan goes on a quest to find him again. Played by David "Max Force" Gobble.

  • Comic Sutra: He shares his name with an extremely perverted sex act, "The Smitty", that was probably named after him.
    • To the point that merely asking about Smitty in a single chat room got Dan flagged as a possible sexual predator by the FBI.
  • Slimeball
  • Serial Killer: Heavily implied.

    Other Characters 

The Big Box Model

Vic Dealio's voluptuous, silent co-host on The Big Box, she presents each video and flirts with Vic. Played by Jillian Zurawski.

El Topo Chico

An obscure Mexican (?) wrestler (?) who wanders around conventions looking for attention in his trademark mask and tuxedo. Played by himself.note 

Shannon Shears

The host of Softly From Cable, an early-'90s Skinemax showcase for softcore not-quite-porn. She plays a flirtatious sex kitten on TV, but really hates her job. Played by Jillian Zurawski.

    Team Snob 

In General

Brad Jones/ The Cinema Snob/ Kung Tai Ted/ Eighties Dan/ Big Box Vic:

"Flaming" Brian Lewis / Drunk Brian / Slaver Brian

  • Amicably Divorced: With Sarah.
  • Berserk Button: While not as bad as when it first started, he is quick to shut down, down play, and ignore that having been labeled Slaver Brian ever happened.
  • Blazing Inferno Hellfire Sauce: What he reviews on Flaming Brian's Kitchen.
  • Embarrassing Nickname: Slaver Brian.
  • Gargle Blaster: What he drinks in the "sister series" to Brad Tries, Drunk Brian Tries.
  • The Lancer: He's usually paired with Brad, and appears in just as many videos.
  • Lethal Chef: He has a show in which he tries out different insanely hot chili sauces, which he makes his friends try, usually by dipping otherwise palatable food in them.
  • One Steve Limit: There are actually two Brians in Team Snob, but the other goes by his last name, Irving.
  • The Stoic: Compared to everyone else, he doesn't get worked up over so many things.

Brian Irving / Virtual Boyd

  • Aerith and Bob: His fiance's name is Shashi.
  • The Gadfly
  • One Steve Limit: His full name is Brian Irving, but since there's already another Brian, he's referred to by his last name or as "Virtual Boyd".
  • Straight Man and Wise Guy: In the Midnight Screenings videos, Irving is the wise guy to Jake's straight man. When they review movies together, the video usually ends with Irving saying something shockingly offensive and Jake reacting like a sane (and very angry) human being.
  • Suspiciously Similar Substitute: Of Jerrid. Discussed in "Brad and Irving Watch Bewitched".
  • Those Two Guys: With Jake.

Jake Norvell / Angry Jake / Madagascar Guy

  • Abusive Parents / Cerebus Retcon: Jake's reason why he hates kids being mistreated was due to having a home wrought with domestic abuse.
  • Berserk Button: Mistreatment of children/pedophilia, it seems. See: his reaction to That's My Boy, and why he had to miss Zookeeper.
    • In the words of Jake himself 'I hate puns!'
    • Adam Sandler, even before That's My Boy.
    • In his review of the worst films of 2013, he points out that he hates being referred to in the context of other fictional Jakes ("Oh, you're Jake, like Jake from _____!"), including "Jake from State Farm" (he said that two separate workers in a McDonald's called him that right before the video), and the lead character in Free Birds:
      Jake: I AM NOT THE ONLY GODDAMN PERSON WHO IS NAMED JAKE ON THE FUCKING PLANET, PEOPLE!!!
  • Butt Monkey: Brad keeps sending him to watch bad movies just to laugh at his pain.
    • Also because any video featuring Jake usually get the greatest amount of hits.
  • Cigarette of Anxiety: He's frequently fumbling for a cigarette after a bad movie. A good part of the The Smurfs 2 is him looking for a cigarette lighter and then cackling in delight finding one.
  • Cluster F-Bomb: Is likely to give off one of these after watching a kids movie.
  • Deadpan Snarker
  • Embarrassing Nickname: 'Madagascar Guy'
  • The Eeyore
  • Fire-Forged Friends: Claimed to have formed this relationship with Irving after the two of them saw The Smurfs together.
  • Good Is Not Nice: At first glance Jake may seem as nasty and crude as the characters he plays, but he is anything but.
  • Hair-Trigger Temper
  • Hidden Depths: He works two jobs. One as a pizza delivery driver and another as, of all things, a masseur.
  • Humiliation Conga: Seems to suffer this at the hands of theatre staff while going to see kids movies.
  • Malaproper: not all the time, but it's noticeable when he does so.
  • Straight Man and Wise Guy: Straight man to Irving's wise guy. See above.
  • Spiders Are Scary: He hates spiders with a passion equal to bad puns. During the Dragonball Z midnight review he steps out of the car and asks Jillian to kill one, refusing to return until it's gone.
  • Throw the Dog a Bone: Whenever he sees a movie that isn't outright torture.
    "I've saw a good movie today. I've got nothing."
    • Pretty much demanded by viewers after seeing That's My Boy, where his rage was so great as to invoke Tranquil Fury viewers plead to Brad to let him see a good movie. Not too long after, he "guest starred" in the The Amazing Spider-Man video, where the first question was "Why are you here?"
    • The Croods is a family movie that was smart, entertaining for adults, contained no puns except a visual one and the children in the audience at the midnight screening were adorable and well-behaved. It was the opposite of everything that The Smurfs did to drive him mad.
    • He definitely had a great time in The Lego Movie.
    • And Frozen too!
    • Dragonball Z: Battle of the Gods was a pure moment of fanboy joy for Jake.
  • Tranquil Fury: He often starts like this. He doesn't usually ''end'' a review like it though
  • Weirdness Magnet
  • Who Shot JFK?: Averted. Jake cannot stand the conspiracy theories surrounding JFK's assassination.

Jerrid Foiles

  • Bald of Awesome
  • Bus Crash: Parodied—Brad's character in Brad and Irving says he was last seen boarding a plane with Henry Blake.
  • Butt Monkey
  • Dumb Muscle: Had a tendency to play these types of characters due to his size and intimidating appearance.
  • Embarrassing Nickname: "Baldy McGiggles" and "Mister Potatohead", thanks to Jake.
  • The Hyena: Laughs a lot. See above for what his nickname is.
  • Put on a Bus: According to Brad himself, Jerrid was fired due to personal problems during filming and due to him saying nasty things about Jillian to the fans behind her back.
    • Commuting on a Bus: He still shows up every so often, such as in 80's Dan and "Brad Tries Aether Cola".
    • The Bus Came Back: He returned to Team Snob in late 2012 after burying the hatchet with Brad, albeit not back on the Midnight Screenings. As of early 2014 however, they seem to have had another falling out.

Lloyd

Sarah Lewis

Jillian Zurawski

  • A Day in the Limelight: She was the anchor of Softly From Cable (which sadly only lasted two episodes and a couple of scenes in other reviews).
  • Amicably Divorced: With Brad.
  • Beware the Nice Ones: She may seem like one of the saner members of the cast, but when she gets angry, watch out.
    • She's also not above winding Jake up for laughs.
  • Bi the Way: She mentions being bisexual in the Silent Hill: Revelations midnight review.
  • Fangirl: Plays this Upto Eleven for the Breaking Dawn Part 2 Review.
  • Fanservice: Had a brief topless scene in The Cinema Snob Movie.
  • It's Pronounced Tro-PAY : Her last name is pronounced "Za-Were-Ski"
  • Made of Iron: She's prone to drinking things that make other people cry and barely turning a hair.
  • Troll: Both in-universe and out-universe. In-universe, she pretended that her favourite movie was Moment By Moment to get the Snob to review it (when she'd never actually seen it), and out-universe, she spends most of her Midnight Screening of R.I.P.D with Jake making him angrier and angrier and laughing as he rages.
  • Typecasting: She tends to end up in roles played for Fanservice.

Dave Gobble / Max Force

Lettie / Off-Screen Lettie

  • Corpsing: Rare, but it happens (see Cunty McMomface)
  • Department of Redundancy Department: Off-Screen Lettie is off screen.
  • She Who Must Not Be Seen: Technically at (almost) every movie Brian Lewis attends, she either is scrunched down in the back seat, or running the camera (depending on how many people are there). She briefly appears at the end of the Paranormal Activity 4 review.
  • Kick the Dog: Though not by choice. Brian had to beg Lettie go with him to see Grown Ups 2, with the promise that they'd see Pacific Rim beforehand (she really didn't want to see Adam Sandler). Twenty minutes into the Rim, the projector crapped out. There was no such mercy at Grown Ups 2.
    • The other members of the team bring up how often he takes her to bad movies and that while she's a trooper, they don't understand why she lets him get away with it.
    • The trope is even parodied in the Brian & Dave Worst of 2013", where he tells a story of convincing Lettie to go see Oblivion as part of a special AMC program, where he jokes about the possibility of this happening:
    Brian: (as AMC employee) "Well, the projector for Oblivion broke, so were just gonna play Grown Ups 2 again."
    Dave: (Laughing) "She would've dumped your ass after that."
  • The Voice: You won't even know she's there until either she's specifically asked a question or something makes her break.

Leslie Jones:

  • Cool Old Lady: Being Brad's mom doesn't hurt either.
  • Early-Bird Cameo: Was credited as Lemon Drink Lady in Brad & Jerrid review The Room.
  • Lipstick Lesbian
    Brad: That's how you introduced yourself to my mom.
    Jake: Hell yeah it was. "Hi ya doing, my name is Jake, I also love pussy, we at least have one thing in common that we can talk about right now, is pussy, let's talk about that."
    Brad: My mom looks at me, "I like where this guy's head is at."
  • One Of The Guys: Aside of the fact she is indeed Brad's mom, she is treated the same (and has similar opinions and sense of humor) as the rest of the Team.
  • Open-Minded Parent
  • Team Mom: Literally, in Brad's case.


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