Tropers / Raizen

This user is subject to Split Personality and Color-Coded for Your Convenience. You figure out if this is in fact genuine or just a ploy to confuse people

Im the Troper, Rai. Umm... now what should I begin with?...

I'd suggest you skip the intruductions and begin with A

OK... ummm...

Get On With It Already! Jeez. Oh, and don't go around telling people my name!

• Adult Child:(That would be me)
• Alternative Character Interpretation:(Some people believe that the other guys are video/tabletop game characters that I simply use as Escapist Characters. Others believe that they are merely fragments of my personality. If that's the case, then Rai is the personification of my crappiness *evil grin*)
• Anti-Hero
• Asexuality:(All of us. Which makes Raith, him, and me Chaste Teens)
  • Except for Archie. He's a tree hugger*heh*)
• Backstory:(Implied to be there, we don't really know much about each others backstories)
  • Some even suspect a Dark and Troubled Past. Either way, I won't tell
• Blood Brothers:( Except for the two of us that are actual brothers)
• Book Dumb:(Him, additionnally to being a bookworm)
  • You don't actually behave smart most of the time either.
    • Touché
• Brilliant, but Lazy:(Pretty much describes me. Also the reason why this page has been empty for so long)
  • The Slacker
• Buttmonkey:(Me);
• Celibate Hero:(Archie and Raith. The rest of us lacks the "hero" part)
• Character Alignment
  • Chaotic Good:(Archieand Raith)
  • Chaotic Neutral(Frosti and me. He also counts, but only because he constantly fluctuates between Chaotic Good and Affably Chaotic Evil)
    • AndChaotic Stupid too!
• Cloudcuckoolander
• Cluster F-Bomb:(Ninjapirate. Swearing is a class skill to me)
• Color-Coded for Your Convenience: You've Probably noticed. Our text matches the color of our headbands. Except for me, 'cause yellow's hard to read on a white Background
• Combat Pragmatist:(Hey, we're chaotic!)
• Conveniently an Orphan:(The Twins.)
• Cool Old Guy:(Literally)
• Cowardly Lion:(...Me)
  • And even then only if "Running away" isn't an option.
• Dark Is Not Evil:(Well, most of the time)
• Demihuman:(Archie [[color:orange:is an half-grey elf. And doesn't like it a bit.)
• Different as Night and Day
• The Doctor Dolittle:(Two words: Animal Empathy)
• Does Not Like Spam:(He claims that cake is evil. Probably because its the Trademark Favorite Food of the light side)
• Dude, Where's My Respect?
• Dumb Muscle:(My brother. He doesn't mind though. Unless you mean it as an insult)
• Dump Stat:(Wisdom, intelligence, and none, respectively)
• Emo:(Rai)
  • Hey! Stop hijacking my page :(
• Evil Laugh:(Guess who. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Yeah, it's Frosti!)
• The Faceless:(Half the time, Archie's face is covered by his hood)
• Fighter, Mage, Thief:(Raith, Frosti, and me, respectively.)
• Five-Man Band
  • He's the (Anti-)Hero
  • Archie's The Lancer
  • Raith is The Big Guy
  • Frosti is The Smart Guy
  • That would make me... wait, let me try that again.
  • I'm The Lancer, and Archie is The Fifth(well, the only)Ranger
• Friend to All Living Things:(Archie. unless those living things are being really evil)
• Genius Cripple:( except that my goggles of true sight negate the "cripple" part. Still a genius though)
• Genius Ditz
• Good with Numbers:(He still doesn't manage to get anything better than a mediocre score on his math tests though)
• The Gunslinger:(Me)
  • And Guns Akimbo to boot!
• Hates Being Touched:(All of us, to an extent. But he really despises it.
• AntiHeroic Albino:(Me)
• Heroic Bastard:(Self-proclamed)
• Highly-Visible Ninja:(Not that I'm trying to hide)
• Hot-Blooded:(Raith again, being a multiclass Barbarian and all)
• Hypocrite:(Yeah I hate those guys too)
• An Ice Person
• Jerk with a Heart of Gold:( The question is, is he really this or is it a jerkass facade?)
• Kleptomaniac Hero:(I admit,I have a problem. And that problem is that people always notice instantly.)
• Madden Into Misanthropy:(Ooh, I like that one!)
• Mad Mathematician
• Mad Scientist:(color:blue:Frosti)
• Mathematician's Answer:(I don't lie, but i am a Math student, so...)
  • Literal-Minded
• Min-Maxing:(Archie's Stats seem like that, but he's just Born Lucky)
• Nature Hero:(One of the Forest Reeve class abilities requires you to be "close to nature", so to speak.
  • It's not tree hugging!
• New-Age Retro Hippie(NOT! Remember, Headbands != Hippies)
• No Name Given:(Anonymity on the Internet, of course. Also, none of the others don't use their real names, either because they don't know it(they're conveniently Orphans), they don't like it, or because everybody calls them by their nickname anyway)
• Noodle Incident:
  • whatever turned Raiths hair blue. Probably caused by Rai considering their Sibling Rivalry
  • Something about a tavern and drugged drinks. Archie doesn't like to talk about it.
  • The Time when Frosti got "killed" by an Avalanche. Only scored an 1.66 on the Sorting Algorithm of Deadness however, so He Got Better
• Not a Morning Person:(all of us)
• Ninjapirate who doesnt do anything:(Except during Talk Like A Pirate Day!)
• Odd Friendship
• Only Sane Man:(in order of sanity:Archie[...] Raith, me, [..................................]everybody else)
• Player Archetypes:(All four of them, sometimes even at once)
• Prestige Class:(Elemental Savant, Glevegnome, Forest Reeve, Skylord and assassin. Well, the latter only almost)
• Shorter Means Smarter:(Frosti the Gnome is the smartest of us. Raith, on the other hand, is the second shortest)
  • [[olor:orange:You]] however play it straight, being the tallest of us. Not that you're dumb (well, actually you are), but you should use your braincells more often.
• The Short Guy with Glasses:(Yep, that's me)
• Sibling Yin-Yang:(Raith and I are twins. So Yeah)
• Stout Strength:(Raith. for someone who doesn't talk much he sure has a lot of tropes)
• Technical Pacifist:(Archie)
  • I invert this, but that's 'cause I'm too lazy to use physical violence.
• Took a Level in Badass:(Frosti, when he got promoted to Glevegnome (don't ask). Also Archie, when he became a Skylord)
  • What? You don't mention yourself? After all that combat training and becoming Genre Savvy?
    • Well he should have let me cut off his finger so he could replace it with a knife.. Also, Archie doesn't take a level in badass, he's a Ranger!
• Trademark Favorite Food:(Come to The Dark Side, we have cookies!)
• Unreliable Narrator
• Weapon Of Choice
  • Dual wield daggers
  • Dual wield Wargleves
  • A bow.Hence his name
  • A Naginata
  • A Bastardsword. not that I actually have one. A light sabre would be nice too
• Wild Card:(Guess)
• White-Haired Pretty Boy:(Rai subverts, averts, inverts, and deconstructs that trope)
  • Now that wasn't nice :(
• With Friends Like These...
• You Gotta Have Blue Hair:(Raith)
• Younger Than They Look:(Frosti may look like a hundred years old, but hes actually in his fifties)