The
Trope Co Board Of Directors guarantees that these tropes will satisfy your
Applied Phlebotinum needs! ...
one way or another...
Our fine list of products includes:
- Beehive Barrier™, a marvel in non-Euclidian engineering, made of precision crafted FDA approved hexagons into a spherical barrier of utter protection. Guaranteed to withstand The Worf Barrage and intercept a Macross Missile Massacre, or your money back!
- Cat Girl™, our new dating service feature, when you need a lady who just purrs at your touch!
- Evil Hand™! Defend your right to bear arms and go out on a limb with the Evil Hand™, Trope Co®'s revolution in limb transplant surgery made possible by a new breakthrough in medical science. With the procedure perfected to degrees thought previously impossible, the Evil Hand is not a mere functional replacement for a lost limb, but a limb to love for the rest of your life. Some of our models even have the previous owner's muscular powers and/or personality intact; call us for more details. Comes in every colour, especially red!
- But for just a few more Blank Bills, you can have the Arm Cannon™, which never needs reloading and can be fired by willpower alone! The deluxe model can be shifted from gun mode to regular arm mode as needed.
- With Elemental Baggage™, the proud owner and practitioner of Elemental Powers can practice them nearly anywhere. Who insists that energy and matter can neither be created nor destroyed? At Trope Co®, we don't! Thanks to reverse-engineered Hyperspace Mallet technology, you can carry as much water, fire, earth, and (when in space) as much air as you could possibly want!
- Faceless Masses™ When you need your extras to be discreet.
- Filler Villain™ Providing work for villains, even in the tightest job markets!
- Flying Brick™ provides a convenient package of time-tested Stock Superpowers for a low, low price!
- Frills Of Justice™: Now you can battle your mortal enemies while keeping up with the latest fashions!
- Hazardous Water™: Because regular water just doesn't cut it for slasher villains!
- Heel Face Mind Screw Cream™: Don't want to make the effort for a Heel Face Turn? Tired of waiting for a brainwashing? Order now!
- Hell Fire™: Want to burn enemies, friends and everyone in sight? Join the barbecue, and enjoy an activity the whole family can enjoy!
- Holy Halo™: Whether meting out divine justice on sinners or even just preaching to the masses, nothing says "Holy" like a Trope Co® approved Holy Halo™!
- Humongous Mecha™: What's more to say? You know you want one. (Souls sold separately. Please contact store for offer details.)
- Law Enforcement Inc™: Learn how to start up your very own private police force with our do-it-yourself package!
- Part Of A Balanced Breakfast Stone Soup™: The whole line of incredibly efficient products based on recent state-of-the-art development in synergetics, with applications ranging from cooking to linguistics.
- Pimped Out Dress™: Never have to worry about looking anything less than your best with our awesome gowns!
- Power Crystal™: Need a power boost? Want to pimp your Humongous Mecha™? Then get these fabulous crystaline fixtures!
- Power Gives You Wings™: What better way to show off your latest power up than with glorious wings?!
- Psycho Serum™, the easy way to gain Stock Super Powers. Acts quicker and stronger than Super Serum.
- Requisite Royal Regalia™, for showing off that you are the ruling class.
- Reverse Shrapnel™, the ultimately useful, impossibly indispensable weapon even cheating AIs can't dodge.
- Rush Delivery Service™, for when you need a trope fast.
- ThisTropeWillChangeYourLife™, as it is New From Our Pharmacy!
- Tradesnark™ is your Solution™ for all your Marketing Needs™. State-Of-The-Art Technology™ allows you to Absolutely™, Positively™ ensure with a single symbol that something has Sold Out™.
- Trope O Matic™: you'll never need any other brand of electronic appliances!
- Yuri Goggles™: A must-have for every Yuri Fan!
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WARNING: Some Trope Co products May Contain Evil. Trope Co and its affiliates take no responsibility for any Unpredictable Results or odd behaviors that may ensue.
