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Trope Co: Trope Co.
Since 2004.

Trope Co.ฎ (TSX: TROPE) is a mega-conglomerate specializing in surplus goods for discerning villains, Applied Phlebotinum, and quick narrative devices for harried writers.

Like all morally-conscious corporations, Trope Co.ฎ maintains a strong political lobby aimed to combat the notion that a wiki doesn't require novelty narration techniques to be good. It's well-known that:

Therefore, it's safe to conclude that without parody infomercials, TV Tropes would be just like it. You can thank us and help us on our mission by re-writing unrelated tropes as if you were selling them. Don’t forget to use gratuitous exclamation marks whenever making product claims! We love that in advertising.

Our fine list of products includes:
  • Acme™ Products: We're a full-line Acme dealer. From jet-powered roller skates to Instant Martians (Just Add Water), if you need it, we supply it!
  • Amazing Technicolor Battlefield™: Why? Your regular battlefield just isn't enough!
  • Bag of Spilling™: Are you tired of retaining information on your walk through life? Do you wish you could go back and do it all over again? The Bag of Spilling has you covered by removing acquired character development and life experiences as one chapter closes and an identical one opens.
  • Brain Bleach™: The new stain remover designed to get rid of the horrible things you've seen in life, from fan-made porn on the Internet to awful movies to all matter of Nightmare and Nausea Fuel. Brain Bleach is also effective in removing hard stains left behind by grass, chocolate, tomato sauce, grape juice, pen ink, grease, motor oil, red wine, house paint, and blood.
  • Beehive Barrier™:, a marvel in non-Euclidian engineering, made of precision crafted FDA approved hexagons into a spherical barrier of utter protection. Guaranteed to withstand The Worf Barrage and intercept a Macross Missile Massacre, or your money back!
  • Bling Bling Bang™: Pimp out your tired, dull-looking firearms and turn them into dazzling setpieces.
  • Boarding Pod™: Get your Space Marines aboard the enemy ship without all the hassle of using airlocks.
  • Board of Directors™: A staple for any Corrupt Corporate Executive.
  • Cat Girl™, our new dating service feature, when you need a lady who just purrs at your touch!
  • Distressed Damsel™ for when you need a good hostage/Rescuee. As an added bonus, if you become one yourself, they're highly dependable rescuers.
  • Evil Hand™! Defend your right to bear arms and go out on a limb with the Evil Hand™, Trope Co™'s revolution in limb transplant surgery made possible by a new breakthrough in medical science. With the procedure perfected to degrees thought previously impossible, the Evil Hand™ is not a mere functional replacement for a lost limb, but a limb to love for the rest of your life. Some of our models even have the previous owner's muscular powers and/or personality intact; call us for more details. Comes in every color, especially red!note 
  • Elemental Baggage™, so the proud owner and practitioner of Elemental Powers™ can practice them nearly anywhere. Who insists that energy and matter can neither be created nor destroyed? At Trope Co™, we don't! Thanks to reverse-engineered Hyperspace Mallet™ technology, you can carry as much water, fire, earth, and (when underwater or in space) air as you could possibly want!
  • Elite Mooks™: When normal mooks are too weak to do your dirty work.
  • Faceless Masses™: When you need your extras to be discreet.
  • Fanservice with a Smile™ is a favored product to spice up any diner.
  • Faster Than Light Drive ™ : Need to get your Cool Starship somewhere fast? Look no further!
  • Femme Fatale™ has satisfied over 500 supervillains with reliable service while providing women with much-needed jobs!
  • Fetish Fuel™, useful for jump-starting those NSFW fantasies.
  • Filler Villain™: Providing work for villains, even in these unstable economic times!
  • Force-Field Door™ gives you the peace of mind from knowing your enemies are trapped in annote  inescapable prison.
  • Flying Brick™ provides a convenient package of time-tested Stock Superpowers for a low, low price!
  • Frilly Upgrade™: Now you can battle your mortal enemies while keeping up with the latest fashions!
  • Giant Space Flea from Nowhere™: Because sometimes you just need a threat from out of the blue.
  • Hazardous Water™: Because regular water just doesn't cut it for slasher villains!
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  • Holy Halo™: Whether dispensing divine justice on sinners or simply preaching to the masses, nothing says "Holy" like a Trope Co.ฎ-approved Holy Halo™!
  • Holy Hand Grenade™: The perfect last resort when faced with any evil, be it the Big Bad, a Killer Rabbit, or even an annoying worm infestation!
  • Humongous Mecha™: What's more to say? You know you want one. (Souls sold separately. Please contact store for offer details.)
  • Instant A.I. Kit™: Whether you are aiming for world domination, but not so good at strategy and tactics, or just need a science fair project quick, we supply you with the parts you need to build your own super-powered robot brain!
  • Instant Messenger Pigeon™: When regular pigeons don't please you.
  • iSophagus: When you have a friend whose voice would be better if it were replaced by music.
  • Karma Houdini Warranty™: For the Karma Houdinis among us. Provides dissuasion against fictional retribution.
  • Kill Sat™: When laser guns just won't do.
  • Kung-Fu Proof Mook™: These mooks are immune to the hero's tricks! Buy two for the price of two!
  • Law Enforcement, Inc.™: Learn how to start up your very own private police force with our do-it-yourself package!
  • Nightmare Fuel™: For those nights when normal dreams just won't do...
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  • Pimped-Out Dress™: Never have to worry about looking anything less than your best with our awesome gowns!
  • Power Crystal™: Need a power boost? Want to pimp your Humongous Mecha? Then get these fabulous crystalline fixtures!
  • Power Gives You Wings™: What better way to show off your latest power up than with glorious wings?!
  • Praetorian Guard™: When you want assurance that you're staying in power, accept no substitute.
  • Psycho Serum™, the easy way to gain Stock Super Powers. Also try Super Serum™, for those of you who want a more mild effect.
  • Rocks: Still using massively overpowered monsters to destroy your party? Try new Rocks!
  • Requisite Royal Regalia™, for showing off that you are the ruling class.
  • Reverse Shrapnel™, the ultimately useful, impossibly indispensable weapon even cheating AIs can't dodge.
  • Rush Delivery Service™, for when you need a trope fast.
  • Shipping Goggles™: For all your slash and shipping needs!
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  • Thememobile™, for all of your driving needs!
  • Thing-O-Matic™: you'll never need any other brand of electronic appliances!
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  • Transformation Trinket™: Turn into an alternate, superpowered version of yourself!

So call within the next ten minutes! Operators Are Standing By. Offer Void In Nebraska.

Those living in Ruritania, Molossia, the Banana Republic, Bulungi or Qurac should remember to take into account shipping costs. Regretfully, due to a tragic shipping accident Trope Co.ฎ is temporarily prohibited from shipping to Latverian addresses.

WARNING: Some Trope Co.ฎ products May Contain Evil™. Trope Co.ฎ and its affiliates take no responsibility for any Unpredictable Results or odd behaviors that may ensue.

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