Trope Co.ฎ (TSX: TROPE) is a mega-conglomerate specializing in surplus goods for discerning villains, Applied Phlebotinum, and quick narrative devices for harried writers.
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Our fine list of products includes:
Acme Products: We're a full-line Acme dealer. From jet-powered roller skates to Instant Martians (Just Add Water), if you need it, we supply it!
Bag of Spilling: Are you tired of retaining information on your walk through life? Do you wish you could go back and do it all over again? The Bag of Spilling has you covered by removing acquired character development and life experiences as one chapter closes and an identical one opens.
Brain Bleach: The new stain remover designed to get rid of the horrible things you've seen in life, from fan-made porn on the Internet to awful movies to all matter of Nightmare and Nausea Fuel. Brain Bleach is also effective in removing hard stains left behind by grass, chocolate, tomato sauce, grape juice, pen ink, grease, motor oil, red wine, house paint, and blood.
Cat Girl, our new dating service feature, when you need a lady who just purrs at your touch!
Distressed Damsel for when you need a good hostage/Rescuee. As an added bonus, if you become one yourself, they're highly dependable rescuers.
Evil Hand! Defend your right to bear arms and go out on a limb with the Evil Hand, Trope Co's revolution in limb transplant surgery made possible by a new breakthrough in medical science. With the procedure perfected to degrees thought previously impossible, the Evil Hand is not a mere functional replacement for a lost limb, but a limb to love for the rest of your life. Some of our models even have the previous owner's muscular powers and/or personality intact; call us for more details. Comes in every color, especially red!note Fine Print:Trope Co not responsible for personal injury which may arise from misuse of this product.
Elemental Baggage, so the proud owner and practitioner of Elemental Powers can practice them nearly anywhere. Who insists that energy and matter can neither be created nor destroyed? At Trope Co, we don't! Thanks to reverse-engineered Hyperspace Mallet technology, you can carry as much water, fire, earth, and (when underwater or in space) air as you could possibly want!
Elite Mooks: When normal mooks are too weak to do your dirty work.
Humongous Mecha: What's more to say? You know you want one. (Souls sold separately. Please contact store for offer details.)
Instant A.I. Kit: Whether you are aiming for world domination, but not so good at strategy and tactics, or just need a science fair project quick, we supply you with the parts you need to build your own super-powered robot brain!
Part of a Balanced Breakfast Stone Soup: The whole line of incredibly efficient products based on recent state-of-the-art development in synergetics, with applications ranging from cooking to linguistics.
Pimped-Out Dress: Never have to worry about looking anything less than your best with our awesome gowns!
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