Are you sans weapons in a dungeon full of enemies? Is there a door in the way and you left your Skeleton Key™ on the other side? Is your head too soft to bash rocks?
Try Battering Ram™. Battering Ram™ holds 10,000% of your daily-dose of calcium and vitamin d, reinforcing your skull beyond human limitations. Head-butt your enemies and win that brawl. Who needs to keep a nutcracker all-year round when you got Battering Ram™ to crack it for you?
Battering Ram™: Because Ramming Always Works.
If you are pregnant or on other medication, please consult your doctor before taking Battering Ram™. Trope Co.® is not responsible for any injuries or death caused by Battering Ram™, including explosive decompression of the skull and bones, muscle-tearing, blood-coughing and intellectual disability. Usage of the term “Ram” does not imply endorsement by Stellantis or any of its subsidiaries.
