Are horrific things like serial killers and supernatural threats prowling around when It Was a Dark and Stormy Night? Even if you're enough of an Action Survivor to...well, survive those awful things, what is the point of surviving them if you'll just Catch Your Death of Cold in the rain? And who wants to be soaking wet or Covered in Gunge, anyway?
If you'd like to avoid these things, then TropeCo™ has just the product for you: the Raincoat of Horror™! Thoroughly tested to be waterproof and slime-proof, it'll be excellent for keeping rain, blood, and zombie vomit off of your clothes, any of which can be serious health hazards!
But wait, there's more!
Order now, and we'll upgrade you to the Badass Longcoat version of this product, perfect for any Battle in the Rain, featuring numerous pockets to hide a variety of weapons that are perfect for fighting off horror threats of all kinds, including pockets specially designed to hold many a Holy Hand Grenade™, also available from TropeCo!
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Available in numerous varieties, sizes, and colors! (Yellow not recommended if there are going to be dinosaurs.)
