We here at TropeCo®
believe in tradition, that sometimes the most daunting Death Ray
has the simplest solution
, and that cackling
arch-villains will always get their due.
That's why in these difficult times, Trope Co.®
is committed to helping people empower themselves to defend society! However, with so many Stock Superpowers
to choose from as well as the many different ways
to get them, it can get very complicated!
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! Rather than get strange, hard-to-quantify and easily disrupted
, migraine inducing
Super Powers, why not get: The Flying Brick
In this simple package you get:
Comes with a perfectly plausible Backstory
for how you got your powers, and how they are vastly different
in functioning, power source and origin from everyone else who got this wonderful product!
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lesser powers! WARNING: Lesser powers have been known to cause embarrassment