Got a Rock™? Throw it with Dishing Out Dirt™!
Dishing Out Dirt™ is the next-gen in Trope Co.® Elemental Power™!
Climb mountains before crushing them under heel! Encase your body in rock and then wrestle your opponent until they're too broken to fight back. You got your stone shields, stone swords, stone maces, stone guns, even stone clubs! Rock out with rocks, crush 'em with concrete, shred 'em with sand, even melt their faces off with fresh-squeezed lava!
Make the planet your bitch and your foes weep in terror with Dishing Out Dirt™!
If you take any respiratory medication or any other Trope Co.®-brand Elemental Powers™, ask your doctor before trying Dishing Out Dirt™. Using Dishing Out Dirt™ on another living being can induce bone destruction, followed by death. Trope Co.® is not responsible for damages to property caused or related to crushing, tectonic activity or lava flow directly or indirectly caused by misuse of Dishing Out Dirt™.
Dishing Out Dirt™ cannot be used for the manipulation of pure metal. For metal manipulation, please consider looking at Trope Co.® Extra-ore-dinary™ (sold separately).
