In a world of crime and punishment, revenge is King and Death is your god! But at the end of the day, you will only die tired running to and from one mark to the next.
Have you tried Forgiveness™?
With Forgiveness™, may all ye debts be forgiven and your sins washed away down the river. Forgiveness™ refreshes and exploits the soul and makes for a more merciful society. Learn to move on from grudges and live your life on your terms instead of the deterministic whims of cause and effect.
Have it in bottle-form, pill-form, through injection or a warm hug so that you have a fresh shoulder to unload all of those previously unshed tears onto.
Vote Forgiveness™.
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