Trope Co: Power Gives You Wings
Step right up! Step right up!
You sir! You look like you could stand an update to your Outdated Outfit
! How can you expect Arch Enemies
to cower before your amazing powers
if you look like a Rummage Sale Reject
? Don't fret, Trope Co.
will provide you with a completely free* makeover, with wings
First, take a swig of this completely harmless power tonic
!** Feel more powerful yet? Good! Now, my lovely assistant will add a few Power Crystals
to your armor, a Frilly Upgrade
or three, and for the piece d' resistance
That's right ladies and gentlemen, beautiful, angelic wings! How better to show that Power Gives You Wings
and make enemies quake in their boots than by floating majestically
with radiant wings?
Thanks to our patented "No Flap
" technology, you only need to worry about posing them artfully!
We also carry Hard Light
models, feathers, robotic, reptilian, bat, rainbow, dragon, butterfly, and dragonfly styles! Also available in odd numbers!