WARNING: Side effects may include burning, itching, oozing, weeping. Not intended for heart patients or those with nervous disorders.
For orphans and princesses, mice and men.
When your life is sad and your dreams are a wish your heart makes.
When all seems hopeless, recite the magic words.
Bibbidi... Bobbidi... Boo!
Behold, the Trope Co.® Happily Ever After™!
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