Hey kid! Do you like your pet turtle?
Yeah. I call him "Donatello" after the ninja turtle.
Does your pet turtle ever bore you?
Well, sometimes, I guess.
You want to make that turtle a badass that you can use to bludgeon people to death with?
I don't want to hurt anyone.
From the makers of the Power Crystal™ and Rocks™ comes the latest in animal modification: Introducing the Studded Shell™!
Wow, cool!
With the Studded Shell™, we can outfit that boring, drab, waste-of-space that you have for a pet with spikes and make it the most Punk Rock thing you will ever see!
Hey, Donatello isn't a waste—
With just one easy payment of your parent's credit car numbers, you can have metal studs grafted to your pet for maximum gnarly edge!
But that sounds dangerous.
Impress your friends with your Totally Radical animal companion and lacerate them with your pet if they don't do what you say!
I don't likes this!
Just call 555-555-TROPECO and be the coolest kid in school!
Studded Shell™ is not suitable for children. Misuse of Studded Shell™ may result in bleeding, tetanus and severe urinary discomfort. Trope Co.® is not responsible for any legal complications that can come about from mishandling Studded Shell™. Trope Co.® does not employ medical professionals and should not be trusted with any animal or animal modification procedure.
