Psycho Serum
You know he gets all the ladies.
So you want to fight crime, but live far away from
Nuclear Power Plants and
chemical spills,
questionable government programmes,
martial art or
mystic monasteries? You're in luck! Thanks to
Trope Co® Psycho Serum, you too can be part of the proud tradition of caped crime crusaders! Each dose gives normal people
Stock Super Powers for a limited time, granting YOU the ability to FIGHT CRIME!
Troper General's Warning: Use of
TropeCo® Psycho Serum is a known cause of
recurring and persistent addiction,
insanity,
new appendages,
murderous rage,
Psychic Nosebleeds,
spontaneous combustion, and
watery eyes. If you already possess super powers
Psycho Serum may have similar yet different
side effects. Overdose may cause
out of control mutation,
death, and the loss of
human legal status along with
all accompanying rights. Please consult with your
Physician or
Witch Doctor to see if
Psycho Serum is right for
you.
Legal Disclaimer: Not to be confused with the similarly labeled drug
Super Serum, a far inferior product that
claims to be "the same thing without the side effects".
Media Watchdogs with no perspective deny any difference.
