One for every chakra.
Karma™ is a cosmic app that saves you so much moral complexity, it'll blow your mind. It gets you the hottest deals on all your favorite religions, ideologies and story-telling mediums from movies to TV shows to Wide-Open Sandboxes. Best prices you will ever see in any of your lifetimes before or since.
With Karma™, every action you apply has an equal-opposite reaction, making your good intentions (and not-so-good intentions) mean something again. It scans for all of your major and minor actions and ensures that it has a positive or negative effect on this life and the next or your money back guarantee.
