Hey there, Super-Person, can't fly
? Need a quick and effective way of travel without risking a Jet Pack burning your trousers off
? Want to look totally Badass
while doing it? Look no further than our patented Thememobile™!
Our Cool Cars
come in a variety of colors and styles, from black and batty
to slick and speedy
, and they're all available for the great price of $3,999.95 each!
But Wait, There's More!
and you'll also get the Automated Automobile
package! That's right, it's not just a car, it's a car with a soul
! (Trope Co. is not responsible for malicious behavior or Demonic Possession)