Trope Co: Pimped-Out Dress
Showing off our fall fashion line.
You've just received an invitation to the royal ball. But what to wear? You're a princess
and/or part of the Fiction 500
, but you don't have a dress that truly shows that off. You're not a fashion designer, so what to do?
Well worry not, for Trope Co.®
can easily supply you with your very own Pimped-Out Dress
! We will lavishly, but tastefully, embellish your dress with your choice of trimmings (preferably three to five from the following list):
You won't just be the belle of the ball. You'll be the belle of the year, with every other rich girl trying to copy your amazing dress
. But of course none can top it. Trope Co.®
gives you a unique dress guarantee for that.
And if you feel your dress is good enough to wear elsewhere, spring for our new "Dura-Fabric Coating", which will ensure your dress can stand up to anything, and still allow you to move as gracefully as a butterfly
can also take their current Frills of Justice
, and we will give it a nice Frilly Upgrade
Warning: only our Pimped-Out Dress
is the real thing. Buying cheap knockoffs from other suppliers will result in ridicule (unless you know things about engines
* Dress available in Real Life and fiction. "Dura-Fabric Coating" currently only available in fiction.