Has your Red Shirt Army
been cut to shreds by uncaring heroes?
Are the Mooks
, Goons and Minions at your disposal incapable of providing more than half a second
worth of challenge to the hero? Well worry no more! Because we at EvilTemp©
have just the thing!
New and improved Elite Mooks!
Now with twice the hero-removing power as regular Mooks! They're the same size as regular Mooks
but with the fighting power of Giant Mooks
and the coolness
of an Evil Makeover
We can accommodate all budgets and tastes, so all Elite Mooks
can be customized and upgraded from base mooks to suit your needs. From simple cosmetic changes like a Palette Swap
to adding Spikes of Villainy
, and tangible changes like a raised Power Level
and New Powers as the Plot Demands
those pesky Level Grinding
heroes. If you already have normal mooks, you can promote them to Elite Mook
squads via upgrading
them with Ninja Pirate Zombie Robot oil
, letting them serve as Goddamned Bats
or Demonic Spiders
Call now! Don't delay! With your purchase of 50 or more Elite Mooks EvilTemp©
will provide a complimentary coffee mug (Best Evil Overlord
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