So long coal industry! Bon voyage nuclear power! Sayonara solar power! Trope Co.® has made you all obsolete with the latest in energy production!
From the makers of Playing with Fire™ and Making a Splash™, feel the shock and awe with Shock and Awe™!
With Shock and Awe™, now you can benefit for you home and family with a brand new grab-bag of electricity superpowers!
Your car need a new battery? You are the battery! A burglar in your house? You won't need that gun anymore since you can tase the bastard yourself! Someone having a heart attack? Just place your palms over them and jumpstart it yourself! Even fishing is made fun and easy: just use Shock and Awe™ at the water and watch those fishies float!
Get yourself a jolt of energy with Shock and Awe™!
If you take any respiratory medication or any other Trope Co.®-brand Elemental Powers™, ask your doctor before trying Shock and Awe™.
Please consult Trope Co.® product user manual when using Shock and Awe™. Failure to adhere to instructions may result in property damage, nerve damage, Tourette Syndrome, early onset dementia, two to third-degree burns and sudden-death syndrome in yourself and others.
