Hunger Games Simulation: Beyond the Possibilities

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Nov 14th 2018 at 11:17:03 PM

TRIBUTE LIST UPDATE

Team Punished

Main: Punished Ribey◊ (Death Pic◊) & Asgore Dreemurr◊ (Death Pic◊)

Reserves: Punished Kyoko◊ (Death Pic◊) & Beach Jalter◊ (Death Pic◊)

Watchlist: Ribey (Light Green) & Kyoko (Light Green)

Edited by Mhazard on Nov 13th 2018 at 10:01:45 PM

So, who'll be hosting and/or running?

Since my OJT doesn't start until December 3, I can host! I'd rather not run since I've screened twice in a row already.

Also, here's the save.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Nov 13th 2018 at 11:10:39 PM

Edit: NVM.

Edited by n3rd_d4sh on Nov 14th 2018 at 8:36:58 PM

Any word on a runner yet?

Scipion will try.

EDIT: He's on to it.

EDIT 2: Save sent for me to check. If anyone would like to screen, please say so.

EDIT 3: Zan has offered to screen later if no one else does.

EDIT 4: Save sent to Zan just in case.

EDIT 5: And received!

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Nov 16th 2018 at 5:45:56 PM

Minor nitpick, but Scips forgot to change the title, but anyway, here are our tributes for Season 15! As always, we have our assortment of humans, animals, robots, eldritch beings, and... a circle of pom poms. Is everyone ready for another great season...? Yeah, let's go! And to quote Present Mic, Plus Ultra!! Break a leg, everyone!! (alt link◊)

Battle Music: My Hero Academia OST - You Say Run

• Bloodbath (alt link◊)
  • The Final Boss of Intrusion 2 gets utterly Worf'd by the weakest Dragon-type Pokémon, stat-wise. Just goes to show that you don't need a mace to bash him in.
  • Don't be silly, Ooya. You're new here, even if you were the champion of OG Season 209.
  • Eagle and Supreme Calamitas prepare to fight those Gundams.
  • Asgore shows NO MERCY for a fly by swatting it with his trident.
  • Tchernobog finishes in the other Kirby Mook, Clue-style.
  • Nep's already good with guns, but does she need another one?
  • K.A.R.R. smoke belches.
  • ...since when did this toad have a family?
  • The Peacekeepers discover that "Nabi" is actually one of the protesters against his romance with Doki and kick them out.
  • That Spanish Inquisitor didn't expect this loud batto to scream until their ears bled out.
  • A minigun to complement your BFG?
  • Who built this fake Sazabi here?
  • Mr. Karate gets his face run over by a car multiple times.
  • And the rest grab stuff or run away. Looks like guns are in season.
• Day 1 (alt link◊)
  • Tsugumi tells Asgore about his Deltarune version, causing him to spit out his golden flower tea... and quickly put it back in his mouth.
  • Totoko compliments K.I.T.T.'s specs.
  • Ultra Toad is ultra dangerous; those Snowclones should've seen him coming.
  • That's a lot of leeks.
  • A Proper Lady arguing with a slobby punk rocker could only end well.
  • Welp, so much for that Bullet Hell at high noon.
  • Bioscan complete. Target Chykka has been terminated. Lifesigns are at flatline. No regenerative ability in effect. No evidence of symbiotic corpse possession. Resurrection does not appear likely. All because of a cockroach.
  • Do the Spider-Man Dance!◊
  • A witch who is part-Veela beats a badass cowboy in a badass competition of badassery.
  • Three alien worms fire a blast that obliterates the entire solar system to kill three tributes. They all survive... even the pom poms.
  • Supreme Calamitas thinks that she could just dispose of John and call it a day. She was wrong.
  • Osomatsu takes pictures of Neptune wielding her new gun.
  • So... we have two Supreme Calamitases?!
  • Gundamshipping, courtesy of Ribey. Yes, that kind of Gundamshipping.
  • Aqua Eructo! Apparently it's enough to make it rain for a while.
  • So... does that make him Ant-Man? (rimshot)
  • Another Robosexual couple, courtesy of Raiden.
  • That Blue Shell could've hit any of the following tributes: Noibat, Asgore, Tchernobog, K.I.T.T., or K.A.R.R.
  • A Char's Counterattack tribute quotes his very own movie.
• Deaths (alt link◊): M.A.C.E., Bronto Burt, Waddle Dee, Mr. Karate, King of Spades, and Chykka

Also, this is probably my only update for the night here, so stay tuned.

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Nov 16th 2018 at 11:42:17 PM

That must have been a lot of leeks.

This is probably the first time the fatal version of the stumbling event got picked.

Hey look, Asgore made it out of the Bloodbath this time!

Man, SNK tributes seem to be really hit-or-miss in terms of RNG.

Edited by DefRevenge24601 on Nov 16th 2018 at 10:00:57 AM

That feel when Ribey of everyone does a pilot x mobile suit shipping.

Edited by Mhazard on Nov 17th 2018 at 2:10:03 AM

Looks like Hajime is trying to see if he’s the Ultimate Stuntman.

And welp, Nagito really does get all the crack ships.

Battle Music: My Hero Academia OST - Jet Set Run

• Night 1 (alt link◊)
  • High treason? The worst she did back home was nuke an entire beach out of jealousy!
  • Osomatsu is literally a big brother.
  • Nepgear discovers that Hajime is a scalie. Just how big is that body pillow?!
  • TimeSplitters or Knight Rider: which one is better?
  • From this point forward, Fleur Delacour shall now be known as Greasy Bubblebuns!
  • Only natural for someone to bring out the umbrella after Krum made it rain.
  • Supreme Calamitas scares off a Gundam, three alien worms, and two Bullet Hell fighters with a fiery threat. It prolly got doused out already.
  • Nabi tries rewinding the Autobot out of existence. Turns out there's no rewind button.
  • Mr. Jameson wants pictures, pictures of himself planking!
  • Ultra Toad calls out Birdie for his slobby service.
  • Ribey nearly gets punished to death, but thankfully she has some Flex tape.
  • Raiden's audience doesn't take too kindly to his Mexican comedy show.
• Day 2 (alt link◊)
  • ...don't waste your money here.
  • Following his immature drawing accusation, Earth starts losing hope in being here.
  • Char and his Humongous Mecha band transform and rock out the competiton.
  • Tchernobog breaks K.A.R.R.'s windshield.^H/N K.A.R.R. got misgendered. He and K.I.T.T. aren't ordinary cars, you know.
  • Jam deprives Queen Zeal of her zeal.
  • Aqua catches on with Sgt. Cortez and K.I.T.T.'s source material argument last night and ships them.
  • Purple ballet lessons! A shame that Nepgear wasn't aware of her sister's untimely death by another purple creature.
  • Is it really that easy to break a Gundam apart?! No, it's not.
  • Oh... belated happy birthday, Nabi.
  • Pyro shouldn't have trusted that Superboss.
  • Beware that toad, Snow!
  • Totoko dies following her trial. Thankfully, she has a life-saving amulet.
    • PSYCH! Should've checked it for any dark magic.
  • Mr. Jameson now wants pictures of Arthur getting the 4th Place Curse!
  • Class trials over! We can conclude that Nagito has died of natural cau— nevermind. He's ultimately lucky to be alive.
  • Punished Ribey serves up some drinks for the dragons.
• Deaths (alt link◊): Mexican Raiden, Neptune, and Totoko

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Nov 17th 2018 at 12:21:23 AM

I know Earth is "socially awkward" but this is taking things way too far

So now Hajime is the Ultimate Scalie?

Pyrocynical, was offended by a joke...

Battle Music: My Hero Academia OST - Bombing King!!

• Night 2 (alt link◊)
  • Every last Crystal Dragon is bad at hiding their sugar.
  • Noibat continues being a Pint-Sized Powerhouse, yanking the moon out of orbit and affecting the tides everywhere.
  • ASGORE with Street Fighter sounds? Interesting.
  • Why would anyone, let alone Char, want to be part of a Romeo and Juliet couple with some pom poms?
  • With this arcane artifact, Amuro can Take Over the World in exchange for his flesh and blood.
  • Nagito briefly becomes the Ultimate T-Poser and taunts Greasy Bubblebuns with it.
  • Queen Zeal is Chrono Triggered by porn of her game.
  • Don't ask me how a car even does that.
  • I'm asking the exact same thing, Nepgear.^H/N This event had its pronouns edited since it's broken in the save. More on that after the finale.
  • Sgt. Cortez shoots that teddy bear Jam won the other night.
  • Pyro gets pyronoid about being punished for showing kindness to Supreme Calamitas. Then again, considering that his camp was taken over by her...
  • Speaking of Supreme Calamitas, she joins an orchestra. Wonder what instruments she can play...
  • ...do robots even eat?
  • Nu Gundam makes the same mistake as Pyro by unwittingly giving K.I.T.T. his garage.
  • Apparently, the viewers at home feel that Spider-Man could no longer do what a spider can.
  • Pretty sure that ant can carry that sword.
• Day 3 (alt link◊)
  • Now it's K.I.T.T.'s turn to have his windshield broken!
  • Krum apparently stole Rita Skeeter's Quill before coming here. Now he wants all the juicy details about Aqua's shipping chart.
  • Spidey gets no respect even after death, huh?
  • RIP K.A.R.R.'s hopes and dreams for self-preservation.
  • The youkai exterminator gets buffed.
  • John's ant friend starts a sugary raid.
  • Tsugumi tries out a new ride and tries killing the Ultimate ??? with it. Ultra Toad destroys it to save Hajime.
  • Amorbis paints its new vehicle red, because the Red Ones Go Faster, right? Turns out it works... a little too well.
  • Sazabi attempts to sacrifice Birdie to release a demon into the arena, but Queen Zeal won't let that Gundam have it.
  • Char, unaware of his Mobile Suit's death, out-scalies Hajime by hugging every last Crystal Dragon... and smothering them by accident.
  • Calamitas spells calamity on Nagito's eyes. Hope you enjoy being the Ultimate Blind Student!
  • The other Calamitas is involved in an STD PSA. What the hell, John?!
  • Robo Romance denied.
  • Earth sings a villainous cover of The Many Miles We Walk. (SPOILERS IN THE COMMENTS)
  • Noibat thinks that pressing the Big Red Button could give her more power. She should've known better.
  • Said dog may or may not be Stitch.
• Deaths (alt link◊): Pom Pom Circle, Spider-Man, Amorbis, Sazabi, the Crystal Dragons, and Noibat

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Jan 21st 2019 at 5:27:18 PM

RIP, all you dragons. Chased by scalies for the whole season.

F.

Seriously, though, this is kind of Hilarious in Hindsight. Just look in the comments of ANY video on these dragons, and you'll see what I mean. I think this totally warrants an entry on the Funny page and Hilarious in Hindsight.

Edited by worldofdrakan on Nov 17th 2018 at 7:27:50 AM

Char/Sazabi = What.

Then, lol on Amuro going full-force Memetic Mutation, because "This Nu Gundam isn't just for show!"

And wow, Char, that was quick. Then again, The Lost Lenore for him (and Amuro) is not those pom poms, but Lalah Sune.

I suspect an Undertale/Street Fighter mashup/MAD/YTPMV exists somewhere out there already x3

RIP Neptune though, didn't survive too long this time... and Char managed to accidentally smother all the dragons when hugging them?

Edited by Zanreo on Nov 17th 2018 at 1:36:02 PM

Friendly reminder that Calamitas is lore-wise powerful enough to evaporate an ocean. she does indeed lift. Still no kills, though.

Last update for the night.

Battle Music: My Hero Academia OST - Your Power

• Night 3 (alt link◊)
  • Arthur gets run over by an animal closely related to an elk, but he survives.
  • Birdie writes about how he was nearly sacrificed for a ritual earlier that day.
  • Giant!Osomatsu plays a game that has the same mushroom that he ate.
  • Earth loses another satellite. (rimshot)
  • Cat wearing green scarf/Dates with a cute bunny girl/Couple gets chastised
  • I hope that Gundam is okay after falling in mud.
  • Rewind recruits K.A.R.R. into the Autobots. Not sure if that's a good idea...
  • Asgore finds Krum's quill suspicious and stops him from interviewing him.
  • President Snow comes back as a ghost and kidnaps Char for ransom. Kunnie decides to let him join his Gundam in the afterlife.
  • Excited for Ultimate much, guys?
  • The Hope's Peak Academy students compete to see who can build the best house.
• Day 4 (alt link◊)
  • ...wat
  • A Muggle insults Greasy Bubblebun's half-Veela mother.
  • Remember when Aqua got into an argument over which one among her peers farted at Night 1? Guess she's Not So Above It All.
  • Hmm... he's 5' 9"... didn't know he has Height Angst like Fuyuhiko.
  • Tchernobog hosts a women's boxing match. Ribey has an unfair advantage due to all that armor.
  • Two hunks have a Gourmet Race. One of them wins but still dies a Krummy death. (rimshot)
  • JJJ gets two pecks on the facial cheeks from two unlikely sources.^H/N We agreed on Discord to let this slide for now since this could be one-sided for the kissers, given one of their ages. 'Sides, it's just a prank, bruh. But if any of you freak out over this, I am deeply sorry for letting this slip through, but The Show Must Go On.
  • Apparently that UFO's big enough for both of them.
  • Even with that road roller or your HP to One attack, it's not that easy to take down that Superboss.
  • Someone should place an ice danger sign before that car skids to his destruction.
  • Hajime is now the Ultimate Spider.
• Deaths (alt link◊): Earth, Char Aznable, and Viktor Krum

Edited by TroperNo9001 on Nov 17th 2018 at 9:03:02 PM

Krum, I am disappoint.