"I refuse to take part in this faggotry, goodbye."

—Typical reaction to any and all forum hijinks

goodtimesfreegrog (all lowercaps, thank you very much) never knows what to type in these things, but that's never stopped him before.

The subject is a 22-year-old IT student (found at the University of Tampere to be exact) hailing from Finland, sporting an average fashion sense and modestly neat facial hair. He's also short and pudgy (as you could tell from the extremely accurate portrait to the left), and has been repeatedly described as an adorable teddybear of a man. His actual stance on all of this is modestly conflicted.

His interests are generally limited to videoelectronic entertainment (as the size of his Steam library and collection of old consoles and games he's barely even played will attest), and he loves to navel-gaze and debate about game design in general, hoping to work in the industry eventually, even if it's just building computers for the really smart guys. He also likes to draw cutesy stuff from time to time (his Deviant Art account can be found here), and occasionally entertains the notion of developing his characters more fully and actually writing some sort of fiction starring them. But all those video games aren't going to not-play themselves, are they?

The subject is also noted for having excellent taste in music, and is occasionally known as the Insurance Man For The Funk. Ask him nicely, and he may share his playlists with you, assuming you have a liking to classic seventies funk and soul. Despite being the resident grumpy curmudgeon of the fora, the subject keeps his PM inbox open at all times, so don't be afraid to drop a mail and say hi.

If the subject's name is familiar to you at all, that's because it probably is. The subject goes by the same handle on other websites, and is a former member of the VidyaVidya livestream collective. He's still hoping to get back on track with talking over video games, via Let's Play. His videos so far can be watched here, and any feedback is welcome! He's also writing a liveblog about his ongoing attempts to wade through the entirety of his game collection, and beat every unfinished game he has. This liveblog can be found here.

The subject is also a recurring participant in the ongoing Grumpy Tropers project.

Tropes attributed to the subject include:

Adorkable (yup, me again Little Miss Space Monkey)
Audio Erotica (according to Little Miss Space Monkey)
- Juice Box Hero here always saw it as a Compelling Voice
Berserk Button: ~~Apparently, Homestuck related threads in Yack Fest. -Altimeter~~ Homestuck in general, really.
Keet - HA HA HA—No.
- Search your feelings, you know it to be true. —Irony Adams
Large Ham: Has his moments every once in a while.
- Memetic Molester (and how!)
Norse by Norsewest: Cause, you know, they're all the same. ;) - Keybreak
Sad Clown: Fucker's funny and sure as hell likeable, but gets angsty from time to time. But it's okay, we still love him.
Everything's Funkier with Disco
Wise Guy to Shlapintogan's Straight Man
Trademark Favourite Food: Hot wings with fried potatoes and blue cheese dip. Ask him nicely, and he might share his sauce and dip recipes with you!

The subject likes these things:

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Animes

Cartoons

Movies

Highlander

Music

Video Games

Web Original

His contributions to the wiki include, but aren't limited to:

Sabotage goes here:

Best Liveblog EVAR of The Year

award. - Newton the Newt

Debatable, but I'm not going to contest it. Thanks! —goodtimesfreegrog

Lo, MAH BOI - Kinkajou

Sup. —goodtimesfreegrog

I was going to say something snarky, and then I saw Legacy Of Kain on this page. Now I want you to bear my children. <3 —Blackmoon

I'll see if we can make your bizarre MPreg fantasies a reality. Thanks! —goodtimesfreegrog

Vandalized for great justice! Are you Haven's evil twin? No, wait, that's Venhax... looks like we've got quite the bait for Wild Mass Guessing here. —Outta The BLAM

Could it be? Has the Les Enfants Terribles project gone that far?! —goodtimesfreegrog

I always wondered if Finnish people were born with fins... - Krrackknut.

No, but we do develop them eventually. —goodtimesfreegrog

Great name, great taste in women, great times and passable grog, and a good all 'round dude. I don't see him around much, but I think I like him! - Fawriel

Thanks! I think I like you too! —goodtimesfreegrog

Ozbourne was here. Now, where's this free grog I heard about?

It's in the freezer. Go fetch me one while you're at it. —goodtimesfreegrog

HUGS! - Spain Sun

Hugs to you too, buddy! —goodtimesfreegrog

You are a very fun dude. :)-Dark Lady Celebrian

Thanks a lot :3 —goodtimesfreegrog

A FREEZAYER WAS HAYER -Freezair For A Limited Time

OHNOSE. —goodtimesfreegrog

Grog's a great dude, even though I keep mistaking him for a tree frog for some reason. —Agent Nomnom Jayden

Like I keep saying, Some day you're going to feed on one. Thanks a lot! —goodtimesfreegrog

Miss Hedgey baked you some banana bread. Hope you indulge in it well.

I do believe I will! Your bake-fu is highly appreciated! —goodtimesfreegrog

Snoo-PING AS usual I see. -B Pence 89

What, is that no good? —goodtimesfreegrog

Grog is both stylish and quite cuddly at the same time. -hugs- -Epitome

Lotsa hugs for you too! You're welcome to cuddle me up any time ;D —goodtimesfreegrog

I'm going to vandalize your page, although I can't stand it, because I know you planned it.

Exactly according to keikaku. —goodtimesfreegrog

Clearly, I need to talk to you more good sir. Vandalised! For Great Justice!

So you do, dear madame! Huzzah! —goodtimesfreegrog

LIAR. This is not a good time, nor is it free grog. This is an excellent way to amuse oneself, and some of the finest complimentary gin in the world. - Krrackknut.

Oh, that's all from my brother, he's awesome. Unlike my lame little brother, depressedtimeslousyale. [wmg] —goodtimesfreegrog

MY NAME IS LERADNY. YOU VANDALIZED MY PAGE. PREPARE TO DIE.

OH GOD REPENTANCE. —goodtimesfreegrog

...GAH. I just realized that I vandalized this page twice. Why did I do it twice? GAH! Now I did it THREE times! - Krrackknut.

I am like a Pringle in human form. Once you pop...well, you know the rest. —goodtimesfreegrog

You list Sketchbook as one of your favorite anniemays, I agree with that sentiment and therefore have decided to type this here. -Louie W

Such is the power of SOW NOUN DIS CARR. Thanks! —goodtimesfreegrog
Charlatan wuz here and thinks your avatar is cuuuuuute.
- So do I, that's why I use them. Thanks! —goodtimesfreegrog

I keep reading your name as "goodtimestreefrog", which gives me weird visuals of good times with a red and green poisonous tropical frog... - The Stupid Exclamation Mark

Are you insinuating that licking a poisonous frog will not result in good times? —goodtimesfreegrog

...What kind of grog? - English Ivy

The kind with battery acid and red dye #2, obviously. —goodtimesfreegrog

Here There Were Dracia

THEN WHO WAS DRAGON? —goodtimesfreegrog

BITCH, WHERE THE FUCK IS MY GROG? -Charlatan

It's in the back. Bitch. —goodtimesfreegrog

Hai, fellow alleged G.I.R.L.! :D ~ The Lucky Star

And hai to you too, fellow source of confusion! —goodtimesfreegrog

In this world of bitter roneriness.
Two will succeed where one will digress.
And a butt-buddy is really all that you need.
For a but is a butt is a but indeed.
So together we'll attack and throw poo at the strangers.
We'll be known as the Poo-Flinging Rainbow Rangers!
Charging on bears through the Lapland-ish land.
It'll be big, it'll be cool, it'll be oh so grand.
With capes of awesomeness, what a bustle we'll stir!
So here's to the self-proclaimed Finnish ambassador!
~ Tachi ♥

10/10, would cry again. —goodtimesfreegrog

Muahahahahaha! It's been a loooooong time, stranger! - Flanker 66

So it has. Now whaddaya boyan? —goodtimesfreegrog

Dude your username alone makes me smile- Landstander

Seconded. Man your username is the best. —LORd
- Awh, shucks guys. —goodtimesfreegrog

Hai! If we change all the G's in your name for F's, we get foodtimesfreefrof, which... doesn't mean anything. GRAH. Anyway. You are FUN and COOL. YEAH. - Jseblan

I KNOW! Good Mimes Tree Frog! I'm so awesome. - Jseblan
- Yes, yes you are. Thanks! —goodtimesfreegrog

I haven't been on this page yet! But don't worry, just because of my nature, I'm taking your page-vandalization cherry retroactively. Was it good for you too? ;D —Blackmoon

It would have been, if not for my hemorrhoids. Thanks anyway! —goodtimesfreegrog

Good times, free grog?! - Monsieur Altijd

We're still not doing that, FYI. —goodtimesfreegrog

I like your taste in music. For those about to rock, we salute you! — Catfish42

And salutations to you too, good sir! —goodtimesfreegrog

...you kidding? With recognition like this? Oy, you're worth way more than Zoidberg :) - Keybreak

How do you know I didn't just add all these here myself? I could be talking to myself right now! —goodtimesfreegrog

Oooh, another spyro fan! :O And yes, I had to vandalize your page just to say that. Spyro is that cool. ~ Saraphyn

Thanks for the visit! We should go out sometime! —goodtimesfreegrog
- Your living in Finland might put a damper on that, mate. ~ Saraphyn

Hello, dear. Poker sounds great! Would you like to invite your friend Ridley too? — M0therBrain

Sounds like a plan to me! Just make sure he doesn't cheat. —goodtimesfreegrog

Has this vandalizing section been here for a long time? -Spooky Mask

No. —goodtimesfreegrog

Thank you for (indirectly) introducing me to "why would you draw that"! Gotta go fast — -nohaynicklibre

So you do! You're welcome, bro! —goodtimesfreegrog

If you don't mind I'll sabotage your fire extinguisher... - Land Of Gold

I don't even know what that means but thanks! —goodtimesfreegrog

Hiya! Thanks for welcoming me :) - Xandriel
* Not at all, sonny! — goodtimesfreegrog

Thanks for the welcome too! - StolenByFaeries

Oh, don't worry about it! [huggle] —goodtimesfreegrog

Oh hai there, friend! :3 - BlackCoyote

And hello to you too, buddy-type person! —goodtimesfreegrog

Get down! Uhn! -busts a groove... or something like that- - Midnight Velvet
* Get down wit'cho bad self, sista, or what the hell ever. —goodtimesfreegrog

I have nothing meaningful to say, so I'll just leave this here. — Central Avenue

Thanks, I needed a new pair anyway.—goodtimesfreegrog

A wild Kris appears! But then— gone!

Also, you're pretty awesome. —Kris Mahai
- Aw shucks. —goodtimesfreegrog

This is an invisible vandalism. No one will ever know that I visited this page, and my work will only be visible when you least expect it.— a juice box

Such as right now. GASP. —goodtimesfreegrog

-cuddles- - M'sieur Lapin

Hey now, save it for the Pile! —goodtimesfreegrog

While I understand your appreciation of French Canadians awesomeness, I must retaliate with this counter-argument stating that Finns are, in fact, the coolest people. Thumbs up, have a Good Time. Metal Jesus

If you insist. Have fun being metal. —goodtimesfreegrog

You wanted some sabotage very well <leaves C-4 on the page> later grog man. -Tuefel Hunden IV

Oh nose! Must defuse! —goodtimesfreegrog

You belong in the Audio Erotica example section. Also, SABOTAGE! - Little Miss Space Monkey

Fixed! Thanks, dear. —goodtimesfreegrog

My goodness, have I really not vandalized your page before? Well, here I am. ;D ~Bella

Thanks, Bella! Keep on sparklin'! —goodtimesfreegrog

I like the music of James Brown too. He was an awesome guy, especially in one of my favorite films called The Blues Brothers. (8^) - AlBundyFan365

I liked that movie too, thanks. —goodtimesfreegrog

I can't stand it
I know you planned it
I'mma set it straight, this Watergate
I can't stand rocking when I'm in here
Cause your crystal ball ain't so crystal clear...
[/sabotage] - Bobby G

Wow, Never Heard That One Before. —goodtimesfreegrog

I've never vandalized this page! D: I have to fix this presto! Keep rock.. ehrm, funkin'. You're the blackest of all the white Finns. —WUE

Good job fixin' that! I'm still the whitest person I know, so what the heck evs. —goodtimesfreegrog

Hello! - Idler 20

ORLY? -Kuro Fox

Ask and ye shall receive. Receive VANDALISM, that is! buahahahahaha - SunshineWerewolf

THIS IS VANDALISM AND YOU WILL ENJOY IT - ColorPrinter

Just an experiment. The colors come and go, stealth! except for the animals that see in B&W. - Amused Troper Guy

I find this page to be disturbingly lacking in ~PINK~ — Juice Box Hero

There is no chance that I ever read your handle as "good times green frog" and subsequently was confused by your picture. – Telcontar

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