Weird dreams

Oh God. This time my dream was... erotically charged. But the weirdest thing was to see a girl I know reduced to half her weight.

One time I had a dream that I was giving birth to twenty children at the same time, and the people in my school kept giving me bottles of water like it would help me. For some reason Cookie Monster was the father of the children and he was watching me giving birth and laughing...what the heck was I on that night???

I had a puppy! He was a tiny Boston Terrier named Maxy. He was all brown, no white at all. And he was a Jerkass. The entire dream was me trying to chase this puppy down, keep him from chewing things, and teach him how to come to his name. It was super obnoxious!

I woke up very grateful that I have two adult dogs.

Something about me arguing that autistic people should be allowed to say "retard". I don't know either.

edited 14th May '17 7:37:59 AM by Spinosegnosaurus77

Oh my gosh guys last night I had a dream that Seth Macfarlane died all of a sudden and it felt so real I seriously had to check my phone to see if he was still alive

1. There was a thunderstorm outside, and someone had the guts to taunt me over the phone over my fear of thunder. really, i don't like thunderstorms cause of the noise
2. A man in the same year as I was encouraging to finish the last few missions I have to do on Guild Wars 2. He claimed it was Worth It, but I can't remember the exact wording. So I logged onto there, and one of the women in my year was in the same location as I was. I think she had a slightly bigger head than irl as well. it was probably skewed by the fact my character is an Asura, the shortest, most intelligent race. they have big heads as well

My dream last night had multiple parts.

In the first part, I was in a movie theater. The auditorium I was in was packed with kids in the art style of The Peanuts Movie, but they were terrible. They kept yelling, throwing popcorn everywhere... I couldn't stand it. So I went into another auditorium, where they were showing some An American Tail movie. In the movie, the characters were on a boat on the ocean... that somehow went over a waterfall. In the ocean.

In the next part of the dream, Aardman Animations came to my house because they wanted to make their next movie in our backyard. My family all agreed, thinking it would be fun. But then they revealed that nowadays, they use this big, garbage truck-like machine to do all their animation. They rolled the machine into our backyard, where it took up almost all the space. To make things worse, it made this loud rattling sound whenever it was working.

Next, I was in this weird Scooby-Doo movie. I haven't seen anything Scooby Doo-related in years, but this was dark. In the movie, they went to some Japanese museum that had apparently been flooded, where mutant reptiles were killing people left and right. The Big Bad, who was the one mutating the museum's reptiles to make them killers, had three goofy henchmen. Pretty standard cartoon stuff, right? Well, all three of them were brutally killed onscreen by the reptiles. (They were a Big, Thin, Short Trio. The short one died first, and later, the big and thin one died together.)

Finally, Scooby Doo and his friends tracked down the Big Bad and cornered him, only for him to reveal that he was actually Pennywise the Clown in disguise.

Somewhere in the middle of all this, I was playing some new Kirby game where Mr. Shine and Mr. Bright returned, albeit as minibosses, and fought separately. Mr. Shine was fought first, and he was easy. Mr. Bright was fought next, and he was Nintendo Hard. I was so close to dying when I finally defeated him, but when Kirby inhaled him, he got a new, very powerful copy ability called Sun.

edited 15th May '17 5:16:36 AM by DrNoPuma

At some point in my dream last night, I dreamed that I was in a Pokémon game (one that I was told was a remake of Gold and Silver in the Sun and Moon style). I was in a cave that I had to traverse by jumping into holes that teleported me to other parts of the cave. (It was only a single floor.) Apparently, I was in this cave finding all these tiny gold bars for someone. The only Pokémon I remember having with me was my Victreebel Audrey, who never even got into any battles even when I bumped into another "Pokémon". And I use the quotation marks because it was actually a large stray black cat. (That was apparently a Fighting-type Pokémon.) Rather than sending my Victreebel out, I simply fought with the cat myself. I didn't win the fight.

When I "whited out", I woke up at my college. Almost immediately, I proceeded to take a very frustrating test with very obtuse and confusing instructions and questions. I got my sister's husband to help me when the teacher who originally gave us the test "got called away" (she was lying), but I failed to turn the test in because the wind suddenly began blowing extremely hard. So hard that not only was my test blown away, but it was ripped to shreds despite of the efforts of my brother-in-law and I. Then I got attacked by that cat again.

I woke up after that.

A few nights ago, I had a dream that Athena Cykes was the main character of Persona 5. It was quite a strange but hilarious dream, as Athena Cykes is a psychologist, and would make remarks regarding the Targets the Phantom Thieves would go after. Unfortunately, I don't remember her interactions with Sae Nijima, who is a Prosecutor herself.

I also dreamed that the Miitopia page I set up got a character page... And when I check on it, it got a characters page! Must've been one of those clairvoyant dreams.

Stress dream! NOOOOO

My dogs kept whining to get in the bedroom, because there were baby mice in there, and the dogs wanted to eat them. :( The babies were only as big as my fingernails, fully covered in fur, and their eyes weren't open. Now, I don't like mice, but I didn't want them to get eaten, either. So, I had to wait until Mama Mouse got back, and then relocate the whole family.

While this was going on, I had to get everyone dressed and out the door on time. Everyone in my house worked with me, and we all needed work uniforms, but I could only find one.

My ex-husband was one of the people who I was trying to get out the door. He took a digger on his bike, went over the handlebars and hit his head and got a concussion, so I had to get medical care for him and keep him from wandering off.

And! To top it all off, it was a "Not Wearing Pants" Dream.

Justin Timberlake was a member of the Beastie Boys and I was inducting them into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame.

edited 15th May '17 9:38:02 AM by Scarecrow4774

In the dream I had today I'm the same Senior Starship Captain as I was in the last two I mentioned. My battlecruiser needs about two years in a spacedock to fix the damage I did to it by keeping the reactors well past redline for as long as I did.

This is a big, but solveable problem for us. We had to cancel a fleet carrier to free up a spacedock and pull an old battlecruiser out of reserve. My XO got an early promotion to Junior Captain. The old battlecruiser is where he and my crew are going.

The Admiralty didn't want me hovering over the dockyard crew and knew that I needed a vacation but won't take one. They needed to find something for me to do that is a vacation without it looking like a vacation.

The first part of the dream was a mission briefing. I and a Junior Commander are to survey an unihabited star system within our borders we intend to colonize. It has one planet just inside the goldilocks zone with life on it that we can colonize without terraforming. Our probes say it has plants above water and no air breathing animals (not even insects). I'm to take a small team down to the surface and survey where the Admiralty thinks the best spot for a colony is while the Junior Commander takes his scout vessel and surveys the system.

The second part of the dream is me, my biologist boyfriend, a geologist, and a civil engineer unpacking our gear while I slowly come to the realization that the Admiralty just sent me on a two month long forced vacation while they figure out what my next assignment should be.

I'm basically just there to be the muscle when they need help carrying something and to be the bullet sponge if something goes sideways.

Last night's dream: I was back in school and given a new, though old looking textbook for the class I was in. I began looking it over and...it was quite something.

Apparently, there was a story that all the questions revolved around, involving an oddly familiar story revolving around and under-achieving boy being granted a cat-like robot to get him through life, with really blatant expies of Nobita/Noby and Doraemon. ("Nobita" had red curly hair and no glasses while "Doraemon" was red and had visible ears.)

The first chapter involved "Nobita" using long division to out-smart bullies. Fair enough, but the next chapter, involving pronouns, was where things just got insane. It involved "Noby" using one of "Doraemon"'s gadgets to make it so the word "dragon" was a pronoun, which inexplicably resulted in half the town turning into various Dragon Tales characters. (We mean like, dozens of Ord, Cassie, and Zak and Wheezie clones running around.) Once that was resolved, the real characters joined "Noby" and "Doraemon". The third chapter was a "Freaky Friday" Flip chapter involving a subject that I can't remember. "Noby" somehow switched with "Doraemon", and then madness ensued. I think that Zak and Wheezie actually switched places.... however that worked. I should mention that I wasn't just merely reading this, and was watching these events as they were happening.

After reading that chapter I had enough and went straight home, where I began making a page for the bizarre textbook on this very wiki. I only got as far as making the main body of the page before I abruptly woke up. Oddly, I was confused, and admittedly slightly disappointed, that the textbook wasn't real.

edited 16th May '17 7:39:08 AM by kablammin45

My dream last night was weird, but the fact that I remember so little of it is going to make it sound even weirder.

There were these aliens that lived on spaceships floating just out of Earth's atmosphere. I and some other people knew about them, but most people didn't. I can't remember whether we were trying to prove that the aliens existed, or hide their existence.

I don't remember what happened throughout most of the dream. I was at a gas station or something, and I think there were these people who were trying to kill me.

Near the end of this dream, there was this girl, and I was plotting to murder her for some reason. My plan involved pushing a bunch of heavy objects around in such a way to kill her somehow. Anyway, I succeeded in killing her, but the police found out it was me, so my punishment was... having my mom come over and talk about how disappointed she was in me.

But there was this other girl who I was friends with (I think we were Heterosexual Life-Partners, but maybe it was more than that). We learned that the aliens secretly gave every person on Earth special goggles that caused them to see everything the way they do. My girl friend/girlfriend offered to put on my goggles, so that everyone would think she was me, and take the brunt of the punishment for me. Apparently she enjoyed it, but I still thanked her profusely.

edited 17th May '17 11:50:00 AM by DrNoPuma

My dream last night was pretty interesting.

I don't remember much about the first part, but it was about video game characters gaining the personality (and partially, the appearance) of other video game characters. Mario acted like Sonic the Hedgehog, and Bowser acted like someone from Metroid. Also in the dream were Mario's ? Blocks, but instead of jumping and hitting them from the bottom, there were screens on the bottoms with a list of options for items to get. You just tapped the screen to get whichever item you wanted.

In the next part of my dream, the youth group leader at my church decided that our church wasn't doing so well, and decided to bring in a guest speaker. In this dream, JonTron and Markiplier lived in mansions not too far away from us, so we got on the church bus and drove to JonTron's mansion first. He answered the door, but he was clearly uncomfortable with us, so we left before long.

Then we went to Markiplier's mansion, and he was much more inviting. He agreed to talk at the church (I don't know why we chose a Youtube celebrity to speak at a church, but it was still pretty cool to meet him). Our church exploded with popularity when people learned he was going to speak there that Sunday. I also learned that some parts of Markiplier's mansion were practically falling apart, so I came back to his mansion multiple times to help him fix stuff.

I also had a dream that was basically my version of The LEGO Batman Movie (which I still haven't seen yet, but I still want to.) The dream started with Batman getting ready for bed and looking over his schedule for the next day. (Apparently, in this dream, Batman sleeps. ) When he woke up the next morning, he found that his house was full of other superheroes. Apparently they just wanted to have a "Super Sleepover".

The Joker (who called himself "The Devil" in this version) saw this, and came up with a plan to destroy Batman. He summoned a ton of villains, not just from DC, but from movies, video games, classic literature, and more. I was a character in this dream who was one of the villains, but I can't remember who my character was.

After bringing all the villains together, "The Devil" sang a catchy pop/rock Villain Song (think something like "Bad Day") with the other villains, about how they had failed so many times in the past, but now they were going to win. After the song, some villains were talking to "The Devil", so I went up and asked him if I could still call him The Joker. He said it was fine, and I said something like "You rock, Joker!" Then I left the group of villains to go run some quick errand.

edited 18th May '17 6:35:39 AM by DrNoPuma

I had a weird dream where Doc Hudson was real and alive, and he was telling us his life story.

Partially through it, it turned out that humanity had died out but returned from space, and that Andy used to be Doc Hudson's owner.

Doc revealed to us that he was dying, and soon he'd be just a regular car.

There was nothing we could do to help.

Then, my grandmother and mom had to be rushed to a hospital, and I got a cryptic warning about a fire.

As if on cue, my POV changed to that of Caliborn starting a blaze, before switching back to my own.

The ambulance got away in time, but I wasn't on it.

Last night's dreams had some very weird goings-on:

It started off with my sister and I somehow befriending a bear that lived behind our house. (Along with a very fluffy kitten.) My mom was unhappy because the best was... relieving itself in the yard and wanted me to clean it up. I went out there to clean it up... and was suddenly transported into a parallel universe ruled by some evil Reality Warper.

I found myself in a strange world with numerous characters. I remember seeing the casts of Regular Show, Total Drama Island, and even Winnie The Pooh, though most of the characters were just characters I had never seen before, such as an Elvis-impersonator and some strange looking dinosaurs. I found out that everyone was making the journey to escape this weird world without being discovered by the Reality Warper. So I joined them in travelling through some random worlds, such as bizarre versions of Neverland, the Hundred-Acre Wood, and even my own home and my school.

Every so often, we'd get attacked in someway by the Big Bad, who would either send bad guys after us or personally screw with us. The first time, they simply messed with us. I remember that at one point, they turned Rabbit into the bear from earlier and made him attack people until brought back to normal. Another time, Mordecai was turned into a giant living tomato, and some other characters were turned into small caramel candies, which Mordecai promptly ate, which in turn, inexplicably turned him into a giant green (yet goofy-looking) dragon. Did I mention that Anyone Can Die seemed to be in full effect? (The only ones with Plot Armor seemed to be me, the Pooh characters, and several randomly chosen others.)

I also remember that the Big Bad sent Daleks after us. We lost several party members to them trying to either defeat them or escape. Even Pooh was zapped by one, resulting in a huge Tear Jerker moment, but he somehow survived thanks to being a stuffed animal. We had just reached a bizarro version of my school after that when I woke up suddenly.

My latest one had two parts to it.

In the first part I'm in bed with my perfect boyfriend. I'm too tired to be an active participant in the NSFW activities these dreams usually entail. While dozing off I gave him permission to do NSFW things to me while I'm sleeping.

The second part was the various stuff the me from the first part dreamt about while he was doing those NSFW things.

In my dream last night, I was playing this very funny action game. It was about a secret agency that goes around the world to fight and capture dangerous supervillains and monsters.

The protagonist, voiced by Kevin Michael Richardson, was a new recruit to the team. Most members of the agency hated him because he was horribly inept, but some high-ranking agent had given him the job because they realized how passionate he was about wanting to save the world.

You started out in the agency's HQ, which was the game's Hub World. It contained portals to places around the world, and there were different missions to complete in each one (think Super Mario 64.)

In the first mission, the protagonist was fighting a supervillain who was a young woman. He was worried about the Wouldn't Hit a Girl rule, but he had been instructed to only use violence on someone, female or otherwise, who was a clear threat, and this woman was. The fight started out in her base, and it was mostly fistfighting. After she was at around 25% health, she got in an attack helicopter, and the protagonist got into one of the agency's planes, and they began fighting in the air. After she had just a little health left, she and the protagonist landed at the agency's HQ, where he finished the fight, and she was arrested.

After that, I (as the player) decided to go back into the same portal. In this mission, I was tasked with surviving against a hungry monster for 1 minute. After dodging the monster for one minute, the protagonist suddenly gained the weapons he needed to subdue it.

I went back into the same portal after that, and I found that there was another, much more experienced agent there, but he was having trouble. I helped him defeat two dragons.

In my most recent dream I'm a Senior Starship Captain coming back from a forced vacation. While I was on vacation we lost a battleship and its five escorts.

The Admiralty pulled six obsolete warships out of reserve and scrounged up a crew for them.

I'm in charge of this mess.

The first part of the dream is me reading the service records of the one Senior and five Junior Commanders I'll be responsible for. They're six of the worst Commanders we have.

The second part of the dream started when two very senior NCOs told me about discipline problems they can't fix. I was already in a bad mood and, once the crews were gathered, I said "Piss me off and I might order someone to toss you out of an airlock. That is all."

edited 21st May '17 7:38:33 PM by kouta

I could summarize this as "a bizzare crossover of Minecraft and Super Paper Mario".

One segment involved the player as Maxwell, who turned into Hotel Mario and back at times. There was a load of floating ladders as well.

The other bit I remember was that The Void (Super Paper Mario) had entered the Minecraft universe. It manifested as purple water that destroyed any block it came into contact with within a second. What's more, it spreads exponentially from its starting point. In all directions.

Anyway, I was in The End (Minecraft) and The Void had just manifested there. I somehow stopped it with fences that looked like pitch black crossed swords. The End suddenly turned into The Overworld (where you start each Minecraft game) as well.

edited 22nd May '17 2:34:16 AM by StarAndroidJaguar

I dreamed that there was a Splatoon Play Set for Disney Infinity. All of the existing Splatoon amiibo were compatible, and the first level (for some odd reason) involved the characters shooting black duplicates of Woody.

Probably the only reason I even remember all of that is because that's what I was dreaming before I was abruptly woken up this morning. I don't remember anything else that I dreamed last night.

edited 22nd May '17 4:27:48 AM by kablammin45

I was a Girl Scout, along with my daughter. We were learning about gangs. One of our assignments was to join a gang, and then tell the troop leader and her friend the police officer all about it.

So, I joined a gang of white supremacists, became The Mole, threw them under the bus, and got them all arrested for hate crimes.

Then I celebrated by playing soccer with all the girls.

I had to give an interview to some important business figure in a hidden office inside a mostly abandoned shopping mall. I had to put on professional clothes and put on some kind of weird business-y demeanor. Some guy was there with me, helping me try to blend in.

I don't remember exactly how this dream started, but it needs to go here.

I don't remember who was with me at the start of my dream, but I think it was one of my original characters (a pink Barefoot Cartoon Animal rabbit named Berry). I said something that sounded impossible, Berry didn't believe me, we had this misadventure I don't remember and at the end Berry agreed not to immediately disbelieve me just because it sounded weird. For context, we were in a nondescript room in a skyscraper during the part of the beginning of the dream that I remember. The part I remember more clearly starts with me looking out the window, and then asking Berry about how they'd really listen to me no matter what I had to say. They said yes, of course, we'd just proved that not listening to me was a mistake.

I pointed out the window and said "giant Big Bird destroying the city." Berry thought I was kidding, but then looked and discovered that I wasn't. A Kaiju resembling Big Bird was in fact destroying the city. We didn't know what to do, but didn't want to be in the city while it was being destroyed. Berry suddenly disappeared from my dream completely, while I went home (to a place mostly resembling the tiny town I actually live in). Then I discovered Big Bird wasn't the only giant monster around - Cthulhu was attacking the town, and being fought by... the entire playable cast of Super Smash Bros.? Yep, they were all there, though my dream mostly gave attention to characters from Melee and Brawl. Also Bowser got possessed at some point, which was naturally dealt with by the other fighters by beating him up. Link, Young Link and Toon Link fired arrows at their tentacled opponent, and were joined by a fourth - who was actually Shiek, in a green alternate costume and with unexplained Power Copying that let her use the Link Squad's attacks. And Cthulhu picked me up and swung me around at some point, after which I spent most of my time hiding in my house. The dream ended not long after no-longer-possessed Bowser came into my house and made it clear that he wasn't going to attack anyone who wasn't a giant monster of some kind until this mess was over.

...What the fuck.

edited 23rd May '17 1:02:15 AM by KatanaCat