Mark Von Lewis.
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In case anyone doesn't yet know, I had 25 teeth pulled Jan of '10. I was initially trying to enlist in the Navy, and the dentist they sent me to for cost estimates to get a waiver suggested getting the 25 teeth that would need extensive work done pulled and replace with partial plate dentures. I went that route, as it was only like ten grand, as opposed to $42,000 for option A. So 3/4 of my teeth now are faker than a playboy playmate's tits. But it has it's perks - they don't get stained from liquids like kool-aid.
Tropes That Apply to Me
- I Need a Freaking Drink: usual mantra from when when things get tough.
- The Alcoholic: I prefer drunkard, or hard-drinking bastard.