Twenty-two-year-old college student based out of Virginia. Will write for pasta, or even some of that high-end cat food with the spiffy can from those commercials.
Has been hopelessly addicted to video games ever since he spent way too much time playing
Donkey Kong Country as a fourth-grader, so most of his "contributions" lie in that direction. Rabid Nintendophile — viva la Mario! Enjoys platformers, RPGs, turn-based strategy, and adventure games. Is terrible at fighting games and first-person shooters, but would enjoy them if not for the rampant sucking. Thinks real-time strategy is tremendously overrated.
Tends to be a dabbler in other types of media. Likes some anime (mostly big dumb
Fighting Series) but not all; will pick up maybe one new live-action show a year; and virtually never goes to the movies. He will watch any baseball game going (viva la Braves!) but hates all other sports. Shows he likes include
Seinfeld,
Futurama,
Scrubs,
Veronica Mars,
The Daily Show and
The Colbert Report,
Burn Notice, and non-sucking/infantile cartoons, particularly
The Venture Bros. and
Avatar: The Last Airbender.
Splitter in theory, lumper in practice. Has a seething hatred for
Subjective Tropes and other "let's talk about me" entries.
Currently on hiatus from editing due to burnout.
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