Role Association / Film P

• Pacific Rim: Jax Teller teams up with Bang Bang, John Luther, GLaDOS, Charlie Kelly, Owen Harper, and Hellboy to save the world from giant trans-dimensional monsters with Humongous Mechas! (the humans have the mechas, not the monsters)
  • Pacific Rim: Uprising: Luther's son Finn and Rose Summerspring join forces to use a new mecha to combat another invasion of monsters.
• The Pacifier: After a rescue mission to save government scientist Hercules ends with the scientist dead and Navy SEAL Lt. Xander Cage in the hospital, Xander is sent to protect the deceased scientist's family while their mother Hope and Xander's superior Gambit go to Zurich, Switzerland, to retrieve a deposit box her husband had left there. Initially, the five kids, Alpha Bitch wannabe Chloe, rebel without a cause Dylan, Firefly Scout Kim, toddler Peter, and baby Tyler, cannot stand their new guardian and do everything they can think of to get him out. In response, Xander treats the family to some military style discipline.
• Paddington (2014): A Peruvian bear named Q was raised by Professor Dumbledore and Dolores Umbridge, travels to London and ends up living with Robert Crawley and his family as well as his housekeeper Mrs Weasley. Along the way he encounters the Twelfth Doctor and Nardole. The former is Crawley’s grumpy neighbour and the latter is a friendly cab driver. Q also befriends Horace Slughorn. Plus, Super Hans is a wallet thief. Satine is the villain. Her father, the geographer who discovered Q’s aunt and uncle decades earlier, was ejected from the Royal society by Lionel Hardcastle because he couldn’t bring himself to kill one of the bears for a specimen. Now, Satine wants to get revenge by stuffing Q herself.
  • When sneaking into a Geographical society, Crawley (who’s in drag at the time) gets hit on by Death.
• Paddington 2: After being framed for a crime he didn't commit by The Pirate Captain, Q breaks out of prison with the help of his new friends, lead by Mad-Eye Moody. The Twelfth Doctor tries to get Q run out of town. Meanwhile, Patsy Sloane is a showbiz agent, Daisy Steiner runs a newspaper stand and Moss gives evidence in court.
• Pain & Gain: Weightlifting enthusiasts Mickey Ward, Sam "Falcon" Wilson, and Roadblock team up to kidnap Detective Monk and force him to give them his money. Based on a True Story. Also starring Fat Amy, Mr. Chow, Fogarty, and Gary Supernova.
• Pan: Carter Grant is sent off to a magical world, where he will someday become an ageless hero.
• Pan's Labyrinth: Princess Eretria is a girl living in Fraconist-era Spain who must complete three tasks for The Silver Surfer, and later encounters Abe Sapien. Meanwhile, Luisa is the housekeeper for Eretria's Wicked Stepfather ,but is secretly also a badass resistance fighter.
• Panic Room: Clarice Starling and her daughter Bella Swan move to a new house, and Idi Amin, Harry Goldfarb, and Dwight Yoakam try to steal it.
• The Paper: One hectic day in the life of a New York tabloid, whose employees include Batman, Aunt May, Nova Prime, Tom Hagen, Cousin Eddie, The Erie Kid, Elvin Tibideaux, Chief Jerry Reilly, Attorney Catherine Alvarez, Charles Halloway and The Chief. Also appearing are George Costanza, Claire Kincaid and Sally. Directed by Richie Cunningham.
• Paranoid: Model Max Guevara is kidnapped by Ser Jerah Mormont, Barbara Hendrickson, and Spud; can Barbara's daughter Marissa Cooper and her Stalker with a Crush Sergeant Lewis save her?
• Parental Guidance: It's straight-laced parents vs. wacky grandparents when Angie and Eric Wyczenski leave their kids in the hands of his parents Winnie and Mike Wazowski.
• Parenthood: Lucky Day and Clara Clayton are parents whose relatives, including Ben Bradlee, Mozart, Wayne Szalinski, Louiise Keeley, Helen Hillson, Yelana, and John Wick, are also given focus in the movie.
• Parents: Cousin Eddie is a family man and cannibalistic serial killer who tries to force his son ^note Bryan Madorsky has no other acting credits into eating human meat.
• The Parent Trap (1961): Identical twins Patti Randall and Pollyanna scheme to reunite their divorced parents, Esmeralda and Uncle Bill.
• The Parent Trap (1998): Identical twins Cady Heron and Elizabeth Taylor scheme to reunite their divorced parents, Sally Bowles and Bowen.
• Paris 36: Lily "The Coyote" is a rising star who charms Paris with her songs. François Perrin is a Cool Old Guy who writes great songs and teaches accordion to a little boy.
• The Party: Inspector Clouseau gets invited to a fancy party even though Murray Slaughter fired him (sort of) for accidentally blowing up a fort.
• Party Monster: Oz tells the tale of his friendship with homicidal club kid Kevin McCallister in a true story.
• The Passion of the Christ: The Count of Monte Cristo is sent by God to spread his divine message to the masses, but he's captured by the local authorities, crucified, and left to die.
• Passengers (2008): Catwoman councils Nite Owl after a plane crash.
• Passengers (2016): Mystique and Star-Lord wake up from cryosleep 90 years early and Morpheus might know something about why.
• Paterson: Kylo Ren is a poet with an ordinary life.
• The Patriot (2000): Think of it as Braveheart in The American Revolution, as William Wallace (initially) refuses to get involved with the growing tensions between England and the Colonies, going as far as forbidding his eldest son the Joker from enlisting in the revolutionary army. He (and the Joker) eventually join after Wallace's youngest son is brutally shot by Captain Hook of the British army. Odo also stars as a preacher-turned soldier.
• Patriot Games: Han Solo takes over the role of Jack Ryan. This time, he stops Irish terrorist Boromir's assasination attempt against the British royal family. After getting convicted, Boromir swears revenge against Solo and his family. Boromir escapes and joins up with fellow Irish terrorists in organizing their hit against Solo's family, attacking Beth Gallagher and Jane Burnham. After his wife and daughter are injured in the attempted hit, Solo goes back to the CIA, calling Darth Vader and Mace Windu for help. Marcus Aurelius acts as a mediary between Solo and Boromir.
• Patriots Day: Mickey Ward, Sulley, and J. Jonah Jameson want to find whoever bombed the Boston Marathon. Marley Rose/Kara Danvers is the Muslim wife of one of the bombers.
• Patton: Gen. Turgison is a WWII soldier.
• Paul: Shaun and Ed (with an assist from Tuffnut) help B.O.B. escape from Michael Bluth and the tyrannical Ripley.
• Paul Blart: Mall Cop: . The plot follows a portly, kindhearted security guard who after failing to realize his dream of becoming a law-enforcement officer due to his hypoglycemia, Larry instead becomes a well-known figure at The Mall and plans to retake the police entrance exam he once failed. Despite no one showing him any respect and having no real legal authority, he treats his job seriously and makes an effort to enforce orderly shopper conduct whenever possible. This all changes when a bunch of foolhardy bank robbers make a bid to pull a heist on the busiest shopping day of the year. Larry finds himself trapped inside and forced to do battle with the violent criminals, utilizing his own skills, bravery and knowledge of the mall layout to undermine their plans to rescue the hostages, including his girlfriend Grace Winslow and his daughter Tess Torres.
  • Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2: As his daughter is about to attend college, Larry is determined to have one last bonding vacation with her. He decides to take her to Las Vegas, which happens to also have a security convention going on. In a shock, he stumbles upon an art heist led by Bison, and he and a group of fellow security guards must stop them.
• Pearl Harbor:
  • Zeke Tyler and Good Will Hunting's best friend are in a love triangle with Selene (whose fellow nurses are Sidney Bristow and Jade) as the US is violently pushed into World War II by Aku's surprise attack that is decoded too late by Raymond Stantz to Lord Croft. Rod Tidwell gets to down some fighter planes and later Jack Ryan leads a counter-attack.
  • Bruce Wayne and Matt Eversmann are pilots and best friends, but they're soon divided by a love triangle with Ava Gardner, and their world will never be the same after a Japanese aeronaval attack planned by Shan Tsung. Senior Chief Carl Brashear proves his bravery in battle by downing enemy planes, President Jim Phelps throws the USA into the war and Donald Trump leads a counter-attack.
  • Two versions of Jack Ryan fight the Japanese in WWII.
• Pecker: Danny Vinyard takes interesting photographs. His girlfriend is Maggie Ryan and best friend is Tom Nissen.
• Penelope (1966): Maria robs her husband's bank just to attract his attention. Lieutenant Columbo investigates the case.
• Penelope (2006): Wednesday Addams meets Wesley, which her mom Kate McCallister hopes will help get rid of Wednesday's disfiguring curse.
  • X-Men Film Series Special: Charles Xavier poses as a suitor to Zander Rice's pig-faced daughter, actually working for paparazzi Bolivar Trask.
• People Like Us: Capt. Kirk discovers his long-lost half-sister Quorra.
• Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Lightning Thief: Bobby McAllister, the girl from Radioactive and Alpa Chino go on a journey to retrieve Boromir's thunder. James Bond is a wise Centaur; The Light of Zartha is married to Damien Cockburn, king of the underworld; Det. Stella Bonasera is a wise Lady of War; and Beatrix Kiddo will turn you to stone. Cypher is also here; Bobby's mom was married to Andy Stitzer.
  • The Sea Of Monsters: Bobby and his friends go on a adventure behind the back of Bond (now Giles) and are helped by Malcolm Reynolds to stop Adam Milligan to gain the golden fleece which is kept by Hannibal Chau.
• A Perfect Getaway: Lilu Dallas Multipass goes on her honeymoon in Hawaii and meets up with skeevy hikers and Crazy Survivalists (or something).
• The Perfect Guy: Alexa Wood is in love with Ricky Nash after she and John Taylor go in separate ways. until Ricky reveals his true color.
• A Perfect Murder: The President's wife, Pepper Potts, is cheating on him, so he hires Aragorn to kill her.
• The Perks of Being a Wallflower: Percy Jackson starts high school on a very down note until he meets Kevin and Hermione. Also starring Katara.
• Personal Shopper: Is Bella Swan haunted or just insane?
• Pet Sematary (1989): Captain Darien Lambert and his wife Lt. Tasha Yar move to a small town in Maine with their two children and discover an adorable little pet cemetery in the woods behind their house. But when their family cat is killed, their neighbor Herman Munster helps Darien bring it back to life. Jordy Verrill is a priest and Mr Kaplan is an unfortunate housekeeper.
  • Pet Sematary Two: Dr. Mark Greene and his son John Connor move to town. Lex Luthor is the asshole sheriff.
  • Pet Sematary (2019): Pretty much the same deal as the original, except this time Darien is John Connor and Herman is Dick Solomon.
• Peter Rabbit: General Hux inherits a farm from his uncle Dr. Alan Grant. Hux strikes up a relationship with his new neighbor Moira MacTaggert, which brings him into conflict with her beloved rabbits Bustopher Jones, Harley Quinn, Diana, Princess of Wales (seasons 5-6) and Rey.
  • Peter Rabbit 2: The Runaway: Bustopher is irked by Moira's publisher Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.. Rey is now the live stage version of Polly Sherman.
• The Phantom (no relation to below): Cal Hockley is a mysterious masked jungle hero who fights with anti-heroine Velma Kelly and romances Buffy the Vampire Slayer, while taking advice from the ghost of The Prisoner.
• The Phantom of the Opera (2004): Nite Owl II falls in love with (American) Fiona Gallagher, whose best friend is Johanna Barker (her mother and both girls' ballet teacher is Lady van Tassel); unfortunately a slightly burned King Leonidas saw her first. With the evil bioterrorist from The Cradle of Life as one of the opera house's managers and Captain Amelia as an uber-diva.
  • "'Fiona!' The Phantom is not your father!" Actually... (alternately, her dad's an ex-con who broke parole)
• Phantom of the Paradise: Roy is a musician whose music is stolen by Virgil.
• Phantoms: Christian Wolff, Tatum Riley, and Sabertooth battle an Eldritch Abomination.
• Philadelphia: After being fired due to his homosexuality, AIDS-stricken lawyer Chuck Noland fights the partners in his former firm (who are led by Ben Bradlee), with the help of his former professional rival Malcolm X. Josh Lyman and Nancy McNally are among the witnesses in the trial, while Ahmad ibn Fadlan cares for his love and sees him through to the end.
• Philomena: M wants to find the child she gave up for adoption and disgraced reporter Damien Cockburn is there to help. Based on a True Story.
• The Piano: A mute Elastigirl and her daughter Rogue journey to New Zealand to meet Dr. Grant, Elastigirl's fiancee. However her major worry is for her piano, now in the hands of The Wolfe.
• Pineapple Express: Ken Miller and Daniel Desario are a couple of stoners on the run from drug lords Bill Lumbergh and Chel.
• The Pink Panther
  • The Pink Panther (1963): Dr. Strangelove must prevent Bishop Henry Brougham, whose nephew is Number Two, from stealing a gem owned by Princess Jill.
    • Or: Sidney Wang and Dick Charleston are involved in a jewel heist and Dick's nephew Jonathan Hart gets involved too.
    • Better yet: James Bond tries to arrest James Bond.
  • A Shot in the Dark: Dr. Strangelove investigates a murder mystery at the mansion of Shere Khan, whose maid, Paula Schultz, is the biggest victim, even though she is innocent in the end. Dr. Strangelove's manservant is Mr. Ling and Napoleon Bonaparte is his boss.
  • Inspector Clouseau: Dr. Strangelove (now Grandpa) has been asked to round up criminals by a Scotland Yard Superintendant.
  • The Return of the Pink Panther: Grandpa is Dr. Strangelove again and Henry (now Captain von Trapp) is again accused of stealing the diamond.
  • The Pink Panther Strikes Again: Napoleon goes insane and kidnaps a man who rides a train twice a week and wants Dr. Strangelove dead — or else he will destroy the world. Dr. Strangelove falls in love with assassin Madeline LaMotte Fabray and Sherif Ali kills a Dr. Strangelove look-alike.
  • Revenge of the Pink Panther: Dr. Strangelove is widely believed to have been killed by Juror #12 and must prove to Napoleon and Mr. Ling that he is still alive.
  • Trail of the Pink Panther: Dr. Strangelove (whose costume designer is the Great Gazoo) has gone missing. Captain von Trapp has reverted back to Henry, whose voice is now dubbed by Rich Little.
  • The 2006 remake: Yortuk Festrunk takes over for Dr. Strangelove to investigate the diamond's theft. Dr. Phoebus replaces Napoleon as Da Chief. The sequel replaces Dr. Phoebus with Basil Fawlty and also features Scar.
• Pirates of the Caribbean:
  • Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl: The High Sparrow's daughter Elizabeth Bennet gets kidnapped by Nigel (some of his crew are Gareth, Grumpy, Thanos, Icepick, Vladi, and Kano) so her would-be boyfriend, Legolas, with the help of Edward Scissorhands, goes to rescue her with a crew including Castor, Gamora, Nikko and an engineer, much to the irritation of her would-be suitor, Steve Taylor. In the sequels they fight against Viktor and Simon Foster and get (dubious) help from MI6 Agent Eve and Kung Fu master Li Mu Bai. Dr. Selvig is Legolas' dad, Keith Richards is Edward's dad, Senator Falco is Simon's right hand man and Gared and Rorge are part of Viktor's crew.
  • Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides: Capt. Scissorhands has to contend with a Mad Artist from Barcelona and her father Al Swearengen after being told off by Uncle Vernon who is advised by Qyburn and Illyrio Mopatis, while Will and Areo Horath are part of Al's crew. He also meets Finnick, Al Capone, and the Broker. Charles I of Spain is a different King of Spain. The third M also makes a cameo.
  • Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales: Legolas returns (Legolas' ally Faramir is also there) to deal with the other artist from Barcelona (and coincidentally Eve's workmate's nemesis) Anton Chigurh. Liz also returns. Dick Grayson is Legolas and Liz's son, while Theresa turns out to be Nigel's daughter. Ori is one of Edward's crew members. Paul McCartney is Edward's uncle.
• Pitch Perfect: Courtney Babcock reluctantly joins a competitive a cappella group led by Amber Von Tussle and Caitlyn d'Arcy, while being pursued by Casey, who joins a rival group led by Pizza Steve. Also, Wyldstyle and Varrick are snarky commentators at the a cappella competitions.
• Pixels: Happy Gilmore, Paul Blart, Olaf, Julia Meade-Hunt, and Tyrion Lannister save the world from rogue aliens modeled after video games from The Eighties. Also, Agamemmnon and Odysseus are in the military.
• The Place Beyond the Pines: A stunt driver discovers he's Monica Fuente's baby-daddy.
• Planes, Trains and Automobiles: Navin R. Johnson and Barf are two travelers trying to get home in time for Thanksgiving as everything that can go wrong does. Along the way, they encounter Ren McCormack, Grace, Carl Alphonse, Sidney Fields, Donald Gennaro, and Mr. Green. Commodore Matt Decker is Navin's client, Chris Hillard is Navin's son, and Admiral Owen Paris is his father-in-law.
• Planet of the Apes:
  • Planet of the Apes (1968): Moses lands on a planet populated by intelligent apes. He is aided by Stella Kowalski and Mr. Stallwood while Maurice seeks his destruction.
    • Beneath the Planet of the Apes: Tuck Kirby is sent to find Moses.
    • Escape from the Planet of the Apes: Stallwood and Stella arrive on 1972 Earth. Mr. Roarke helps them raise their newborn son.
    • Conquest of the Planet of the Apes: Stallwood becomes his own son and leads an ape revolution.
    • Battle for the Planet of the Apes: Stallwood is aided by Swan as he faces Sheriff Lobo.
  • Planet of the Apes (2001): Bobby Mercer crashes into an "alien" planet and meets Bellatrix Lestrange and Ichabod Crane's mom, is sold into slavery by Bob Zmuda, and menaced by Abomination and Kingpin. Moses returns as Abomination's father.
  • Rise of the Planet of the Apes (2011): Harry Osborn, Latika, and Draco Malfoy use Gollum as a test subject until Gollum finally has enough. Arthur Mitchell is Harry's father.
    • Dawn of the Planet of the Apes: John Connor and Felicity Porter attempt to negotiate with Gollum for a means to help their post-apocalyptic settlement (led by Jim Gordon, but the three come into conflict with a suspicious Dr. Doom, and the saboteur Ricardo Diaz.
    • War for the Planet of the Apes: Mickey Abernathy wants to kill Gollum and his army/colony.
• Planet Terror: Paige Halliwell is a dissatisfied stripper who has conflicted feelings about Rico Diaz. Meanwhile Sayid is a sadistic(?) terrorist(?) who tries to outfox John McClane who has released The Virus, triggering a Zombie Apocalypse, one of the first victims of which is Stacy Furguson. The zombies attack a hospital, where Esteban the pimp's evil son-in-law George W. Bush tries to kill his wife with her own anesthetics. He fails, and she joins her father and Kyle Reese. Everyone meets at a BBQ restaurant, then goes to the army base for a big battle with the now-deranged soldiers who started this whole mess in the first place.
• Platoon: Topper Harley is a new recruit fighting in The Vietnam War under the command of Sergeants Green Goblin and Jake Taylor. Among Topper's platoon are Goliath, Idi Amin, Johnny "Drama" Chase, Dr. Perry Cox, the lead singer of Living Colour, Dino, Captain Jack Sparrow, Duck Phillips, Vito, and Candyman.
• Pleasantville: Peter Parker is obsessed with an old '50s TV show. After a chance encounter with Barney Fife, he and his sister June Carter Cash are sent into the show for real, with TV parents Deputy Director Pamela Landy and The Shoveler. They start to really shake things up, such as starting fires, starting a sexual revolution, and convincing Harry Dunne that he's in love with their mother.
• Please Stand By: Rachel is an autistic woman who travels across the country to submit her fan script.
• Please Turn Over: Mr. Wakefield's daughter Vanilla writes a hit book using people she knows as inspiration for her scandalous characters. Unfortunately, the readers of her novel mistake the fiction for fact, causing them to believe that Mr. Wakefield is having an affair with his secretary, Flo Castle; local doctor Dr. Burke is a womanizing playboy; her aunt Sister Hoggett is a lovesick alcoholic; and Joan Fussey is a glamorous French Maid.
• Plunkett & Macleane: Begbie and Sick Boy rob from the rich, full stop, in 18th Century England with the former wanting revenge against Thief Taker General Balin for killing his former partner, and the latter in love with Lady Arwen. Prof. Dumbledore and Eli Gold are among their targets.
• Poison Ivy: Dylan Sanders moves in with Darlene Conner and seduces her father Arthur Dallas and kills her mother Kris Munroe.
• Pokémon Detective Pikachu: Deadpool solves mysteries and can only be heard by Marcus "Radar" Lincoln (to everyone else he's Japanese Tony Tony Chopper); the two set out to find Radar's missing father. Intrepid Reporter Alex Nelson and her sidekick Martin join the duo. Jimmy Shive-Overly, his dad Slartibartfast, and their minion Kitty Bennet help run things around town, where Dr. Ishiro Serizawa is the local cop. Radar's dad turns out to be Green Lantern.
• Polite People: Robbie Rotten is a city slicker who tries to fulfil his father's request by starting up a slaughterhouse in a small town, but ends up running for mayor. The Icelandic Bartok has an affair with Robbie's wife.
• Poltergeist (1982): Demonic ghosts terrorize the home of Mr. Incredible and Karen Owens.
  • Poltergeist II: The Other Side: One year later, Mr. Incredible and Karen are living with Karen’s mom Martha Bach. But Chief Bromden finds out that Sol Weinstein is after them, and goes to rescue them.
  • Poltergeist III: Carol Anne is now living with Captain Dallas, Officer Anne Lewis and their daughter ADA Helen Gamble. Sol comes after Carol Anne again, except he’s now Stanley Yelnats II.
  • Poltergeist (2015): A forgettable “reimagining” of the original, with Guy Fleegman, Rachel, Professor Moriarty and Tanya Skagle.
• Poor Things: Gwen Stacy is brought back to life by The Green Goblin and explores the outside world with The Hulk.
• Popeye: The Genie is the title character and Wendy Torrance is his girlfriend.
• The Postman: Frank Farmer takes up Walking the Earth with people's letters and romances Anna Crowe.
• The Power of the Dog: The marriage of Officer Gary Kingsbury and Mary Jane Watson causes a rift between Gary and his rancher brother Stephen Strange, who initially mocks and belittles her son Norman Babcock until they develop a friendship and eventual romance.
• Power Rangers (2017): Billy Hargrove, Murk, Chloe, Deion Elliot, and Jasmine find five coins that give them superpowers and a spaceship belonging to Walter White and Professor Impossible, who task them to deal with the insane Betty Brant. Kyle Breyer is Billy's dad.
• Practical Magic: Hot Witch sisters Leigh Anne Touhy and Satine deal with the consequences of an ancient (well, 300-year-old) curse and ex-boyfriend Desoto the saber-toothed cat, who Came Back Wrong. With Capt. Walton as a wished-for love, Regina George as one of Leigh Anne's daughters, and Barbara Gordon and Mrs. Copperbottom as Leigh Anne and Satine's aunts.
• A Prairie Home Companion: Tobias, Cady, Ralph, Aunt May, Agent K, Heera, Margaret Thatcher and Tulio all star on a radio variety show. Aunt Cass is the stage manager, while the now-former host of the actual show this movie was based on appears basically As Himself.
• Predator: Mark Kaminsky and his team, which includes Apollo Creed, fight a mysterious alien hunter in the jungle. Said hunter is physically Harry and vocally Optimus Prime.
  • Predator 2: Roger Murtaugh fights against another mysterious alien hunter, this time in Los Angeles. Said hunter is still physically Harry, but this time, he's vocally Lt. Commander Steele.
  • AVP: Alien vs. Predator: Musical!Nala is part of a team that includes Bishop who goes to investigate a mysterious multicultural pyramid in the Arctic.
  • Predators: Morpheus, Boyd Crowder, Eric Forman, and The Pianist are sent to a planet/nature preserve that's totally not Pandora for sport by the Predators.
• The Prestige: Wolverine and Batman and his twin brother Bateman become magicians and continually try to one-up each other with disastrous results with help from Alfred, Gollum, and Jareth. Black Widow is the woman that comes between them.
• Pride: Khadgar is the founder of "Lesbians and Gays Support the Miners" union. Dolores Umbridge is a member of the strike committee of the "Women's Support Group", and Davy Jones and Viserys Targaryen are union leaders.
• Priest: Geoffy Chaucer fights vampires in an In Name Only film of the manhwa. Also includes Eomer and Wormtongue as a vampire leader and Snake Oil Salesman turned vampire familiar.
• Pride and Prejudice (1940): Kay Miniver dislikes the wealthy, proud Heathcliff and prefers the Black Fox, until she learns that first impressions can be deceiving. Countess DeLave and Kris Kringle are Kay's parents, their other daughters are Jane Parker, Flo Norris, Mary Darling, and the Ghost of Christmas Past, and Heathcliff's aristocratic aunt is Aunt March.
• Pride & Prejudice (2005): Sabé dislikes the wealthy, proud John Birt and prefers Prince Albert, until she learns that first impressions can be deceiving. Cynthia Purley and President Coriolanus Snow are Sabé's parents, their other daughters are Amy Dunne, Annabelle Fritton, Daisy Buchanan, and Anna Harrison, and Birt's aristocratic aunt is M.
• Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: Rose and her sisters (including Amanda and Marlene) are trained in the art of fighting zombies by their dad Tywin, while their mum Minna wants them married off. Amanda likes Titus, but Rose prefers Richard to his friend Diawal, while Skynet marries Agnes - and events eventually lead to a Designated Girl Fight between Rose and the Queen of Sparta. Meanwhile, Richard, tries to elope with Diaval's young sister, Galadriel. Produced by Jane Foster.
• Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time: Donnie Darko tries to clear his name after the murder of his father Harry Holmes with the help of Miss Fields in The Movie of the videogame. Featuring Moist Von Lipwig and Johnny Quid as his brothers, Gandhi as his totally not evil uncle, and Doc Ock as a Ostrich Race promoter.
• The Princess Bride: Columbo tells his grandson Kevin Arnold the story of how Dr. Lawrence Gordon, Jason Gideon, and Dagoth rescued Jenny Curran from Jack Skellington, Nigel Tufnel, and Rex, with the assistance of Fernando and his wife Simka.
  • Dramatic live reading: Remy is a crafty poisoner; an evil saber-toothed cat wants to kill the evil Dr. Gordon's six-fingered pal; an Indian-American office lady is the most beautiful woman in the world; Kevin is still Kevin.
• The Princess Diaries: Fantine discovers she is the heir to the throne of a small European principality. Her grandmother is the Queen Mary Poppins.
  • In the sequel, one of Fantine's suitors is Captain Kirk, whose uncle is Gimli.
• The Principal: Coach Wittenberg becomes the principal of an inner city high school. With the help of Emil Foley, Wittenberg fights the street gangs in his school, one of which is led by Elias Taylor. Cindy is one of the teachers.
• Priscilla: Initially a young teen swept up in a whirlwind romance with Nate Jacobs, Jessie finds that marriage to "The King" is not the dream it seemed it would be.
• The Prisoner of Zenda (1979): Inspector Clouseau replaces his father Dr. Strangelove as king of Ruritania and Hrundi V. Bakshi impersonates Dr. Strangelove, who he greatly resembles.
• Prisoners: Wolverine and the first Rhodey Rhodes try to persuade Eli Sunday to tell them what he did to their kids after Wolverine decides that Detective Donnie Darko and the rest of the cops are useless.
• The Private Eyes: Mr. Furley and Mr. Tudball, two American detectives shipped off to England, are called upon to solve the murder of an English Lord and Lady. Along the way, they bump into Jobal Naberrie, Master Isawa, Dr. Bombay, Mrs. Ross, Hugo Mojelewski, one of Hill's Angels, Minnie Mouse and Abraham Lincoln.
• Problem Child: It surrounds the destructive antics of a seven-year-old boy known only as Red Headed Teen , who has been shuffled from foster home to foster home. He ultimately lands in the hapless custody of good-hearted Paul Hennesy, and his wife, Peggy Brandt. While Peggy merely wants the social status that comes with being a mother, and quickly despises Red Headed Teen, Paul just can't bring himself to give up on him. In the meantime, Red Headed Teen unleashes a kind of Comedic Sociopathy on neighborhood kids and adults that hasn't been seen since Wile E Coyote And The Roadrunner.
• The Producers:
  • Original: Directed by Yogurt. Tevye and Willy Wonka find a very bad play written by King Triton and adapt it for Broadway. After much failure at an audition by Lawrence, the leading role falls to a drug-addicted hippie named Sylvester Marcus. Said play also features Sylvia Fine and Morty Seinfeld.
  • The 2005 remake: Simba and Timon, with help from The Bride, adapt Alex Trebek's play, which stars Daniel "Rooster" Hannigan.
• The Professional:
  • Plot twist, Victor the Cleaner is actually alive and well after surviving a shootout with Centre agents in France. Now he's living in America as a hitman for The Mafia with Sal as his mentor. He also finds himself having to protect a pre-teen Alice Ayres after her family was murdered by a group of corrupt DEA agents and cops led by Jean-Baptise Emmanuel Zorg.
  • Godefroy de Montmirail is a Professional Killer who finds himself having to protect Padmé Amidala from a psychopathic cop, Commissioner James "Jim" Gordon.
• Prophecy (1979): Bernard Chenowith and his wife Adrian Balboa travel to the Maine woods to investigate pollution spewed out from a paper mill owned by Leland McKenzie. There, they run into Native Americans Rico and Nurse St. Cloud, and also The Predator (who has the voice of Fred Jones).
• The Prophecy: Aragorn, the ruler of Hell, helps Casey Jones and Helen Lyle prevent The Headless Horseman from turning Earth into another Hell.
• The Proposal: Dr. Ryan Stone forces her assistant Deadpool to marry her to avoid getting deported. They travel to Alaska to meet his family: Mr. Incredible, Clara Clayton and Rose Nylund.
• Psycho (1998) (Gus Van Sant remake): Jessica Haxon steals some money so she and her boyfriend Aragorn can run off together. During the night she stops at a desolate motel run by Edger Fred Claus, who becomes a Stalker with a Crush. Later, Jessica's sister Clarice Starling 2.0 comes looking for her, along with Aragorn and The President, who is looking for the money (I think).
• Public Enemies: G-man Batman fights gangster Jack Sparrow; Miranda Tate is Sparrow's girlfriend.
• Pulp Fiction:
  • "Vincent Vega and Marsellus Wallace's Wife": Danny Zuko and Poison Ivy are the respective title characters, the former taking the latter out, whle her husband Diamond Dog is out of town. When Ivy overdoses, Danny takes her to his dealer Daniel Graystone's house to save her life. MetalGreymon makes an appearance as a waiter.
  • "The Gold Watch": John McClane wins a fight he was supposed to throw for Diamond Dog, then has to go get his father's watch which was given to him by Max Shreck, which his lover had forgotten to grab, only to run into Diamond and the two have a fight that brings them to a pawn shop run by Luther and his partner, Dorian Tyrell.
  • "The Bonnie Situation": After Danny accidentally kills Samurai Jack, he and Mace Windu go to the director's house, where they try to clean up the mess with the help of Jack Crawford. Later, Danny and Mace head to a diner, where they must contend with a hold-up by Mr. Orange and Wiress.
• Pumpkinhead: All hell breaks loose when a group of twentysomethings on vacation in Appalachia (including young Clark Kent and Todd Gack) accidentally kill Bishop's little boy. Bishop goes to a backwoods witch who hooks him up with The Gill-Man to obtain vengeance, even though Red the Bum warns him not to. One of Red's daughters is the part-time host of Jeopardy! Oh, and in the Action Prologue, the Gill-Man kills Michael Myers.
• The Punisher (1989): After losing his family, which included his daughter Cassandra Clayborn, to a car bomb set by The Boss, He-Man has been waging a war on crime. Due to the unbalance he has caused, the Yakuza, led by Dr. Armstrong, decide to take over. He must eventually team up with General Koskov to stop her, while avoiding being arrested by his former partner Chappy.
• The Punisher (2004): Carter Blake is devastated by the loss of his family, including his father, Martin C. Brody, after they're killed by Mrs. Turnblad's gangsters.
• Punisher: War Zone: Ruthless vigilante-hero Volstagg the Voluminous, waging his one-man war on the world of organized crime, sets his sights on overeager mob boss Theron. After Theron is left horribly disfigured by Volstagg (who accidentally kills an undercover FBI agent during his attempted hit), he sets out to get revenge on Volstagg under the alias of Jigsaw. With the "Punisher Task Force" hot on his trail and the FBI unable to take Jigsaw in, Volstagg must stand up to the formidable army that Jigsaw has recruited before more of the mobster's evil deeds go unpunished.
• The Purge:
  • The Purge: Officer Jake Hoyt, tried to protect his family by using a security system in 2022 Purge Night. Of course, when his daughter Roo made Idiot Ball by letting hunted of Danny Jackson into his house, they are taken hostage by many purgers led by a polite purger Lucas Holden. His wife Gorgo is also in it to fight back, isn't she?
  • The Purge: Anarchy: In 2023 purge night, there're more iconic stars: an Action guy who giving up to purge of Brock Rumlow, Seraphina Picquery, troubled couple Matt Saracen & Nikki Fernandez and Anti-Purge led by Moussa.
  • The Purge: Election Year: Senator Juliet Burke is treated by NFFA that they want to kill her, so she hired her assistant Brock to protect her, who survived the second film. Also defending Juliet from the Big Bad is Georgina, Bubba, and Jackson too.
  • The First Purge: The first purge is co-created by Aunt May...whoops.
  • The Forever Purge: Two Mexican refugee couple Encarnación and Namor, are survived "it-supposed-to-be-end" purge, are suddenly attacked along with Namor's working family (Leo, Tess, Lily and Frank) by Ever After Purgers claims that the Purge must continue forever.
• Python: A dangerous cargo containing a genetically engineered super-snake named Python is lost amid a plane crash, as it proceeds to rampage through a California town. Starring Freddie Krueger, Johnny Rico, Bennett Hoenicker and Johnny Lawrence.

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