Makoto's Joke Ending. Dear God, Makoto's Joke Ending. Makoto runs a dramatic re-enactment of her questionable family life with randomized casting. It turns out like:
Makoto's Father: Noel.
Makoto's Mother: Hazama.
Makoto's Younger Sister, Mikoto: Bang.
Makoto's Older Brother, Mukoto: Valkenhayn.
Makoto's Younger Twin Siblings, Mekoto and Mokoto: Carl and Nirvana.
Makoto's Youngest Baby Sibling: Ragna
Ragna: Goo. ('Sup?) Makoto
: What the fuuu--?! Ragna: Goo! Goo ga ga! (Hey! No F-Bombs!)
- "GA GA GOO GOO! (CARNAGE SCISSORS!)"
- Makoto (of all people) hanging a lampshade on the the amount of fanservice in the game, after telling Noel how to replicate her father's signature bodybuilder pose - leaning back whilst holding his hands behind his head, for an "abs & gun-show".
: "Huh. It's all "BOOYAH!" when Daddy does it. When you do it, it's just... fan-service. Well, whatever. You'll just have to take my word for it, guys — We're already on thin ice with the rating's board as it is..."
- And then Hazama gets in on it...
- Hazama's parenting skills.
: We NOT cool! That sentence doesn't even have a verb, woman! Hazama
: Shut your trap! Narration
: Mommy ends Mikoto's rant with a wicked right cross to the mouth - a textbook example of the famous Nanaya "tough love." Noel
: H-Honey... You just launched our daughter through the roof! Hazama
: She was giving Mommy a headache! Use your inside voice, Mikoto! Capiche? [Groans from the off-screen Bang.] Hazama
: See? Crisis averted. Makoto
: Uh, that wasn't so much an answer as it was teeth rattling around in a mouthful of blood...
Hazama: Don't steal my thunder, Makoto. Yelling at you kids is Mommy's only pleasue in life. Well, that and her telenovelas...
Valkenhayn: Someone! Cut me a switch, that I may punish her!
Hazama: Hey! That's Daddy's only pleasure in life! Put up your dukes, kid!
Valkenhayn: You think you can best me, Mommy?
: I brought you into this world - I can sure as shit take you out of it!
- And that's not even getting into bringing home the baby...
Valkenhayn: Mommy, where's the baby?
Hazama: Uh, yeah. About that. We got into a tiff on the way home, so... he'll get here when he gets here.
Makoto: You fought a BABY?!
Hazama: No, of course not...
Makoto: Good, good. Whew!
Hazama: He spat up on me, so I returned the favor. Hey, tit for tat, right? Anyhoo, he didn't much take to that. We stared each other down for a minute or two, then parted ways.
Noel: You barfed on our baby? Like... Purposely?!