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  • This game has plenty, including:
    Blasternaut: We don't mean to intrude... We just totaled our ship, and we were wondering if—
    Old Man: Dooooon't go dowwwwwwwn theeeeeeeere!
    GC: Oookayyyy... can you tell us how to get off this planet?
    Old Man: The only way off this planet... is dowwwwwwn theeeeere!
    (Beat)
    Spot: Not much of a problem solver, are you? (Blasternaut and GC wince)
  • And...
    Old Man: You must beware of the Terrible Monkey King, and his army of flying monkeys! But, your only hope of escape is to bring him the Medallion of Prosperity.
    Blasternaut: Medallion of Prosperity... is it magic?
    Old Man: Actually, it's really a cheap trinket! But the monkeys seem to like it.
  • The Reveal of the Terrible Monkey King's true nature.
  • This bit:
    GC: How did you get here so fast?
    Blasternaut: We ran.

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