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Help me! Doctor Hazama! is a BlazBlue parody web series starring everyone's favorite troll, Hazama/Yuuki Terumi, made by Daggertail100.

In an Alternate Universe taking place after the events of Continuum Shift, Hazama has decided to leave the NOL in favor of becoming a doctor in Litchi Faye-Ling's clinic. He even has a certified Phd and MD. (He can even birth babies! Though...not like that.)

Of course, this is Hazama we're talking about, so a lot of trolling is present. Joining him are his superior and employer, Litchi, his part time assistants Taokaka and Noel Vermillion, and the rest of the BlazBlue cast.

The series is done the Super-Deformed style of the games' Teach me! Miss Litchi! and Help me! Professor Kokonoe! segments. The series can be found here, while the side comics can be found here.


Help me! Doctor Hazama! contains examples of

  • Ax-Crazy: Nu, but she's actually less insane than in the games. For one thing, she's actually willing to let Litchi off with a warning rather than butcher her outright.
  • Actor Allusion: To the original games rather than the series itself. During a deal with some ninja associates, Hazama promises an autographed copy of K-On! The Movie from Cristina Vee. Noelnote  proceeds to ask the question: "Who's Cristina Vee?"
  • Back from the Dead: Lambda, complete with a new "rebellious teenager" personality.
  • Berserk Button: For the love of god, do not trash Litchi's clinic.
    • Also, don't insult Phillip in front of Tsubaki.
    • Or bring up the BlazBlue fan continuity to Kokonoe
  • Beware the Nice Ones: Litchi. In response to Hazama doing a shoddy job repairing her infirmary, she threatens to break all of his bones if he doesn't fix the infirmary.
  • Companion Cube: Phillip the nickel.
    • Deconstructed when we meet Tsubaki's shadow. Her desire to be with Jin is something she unconsciously knows will never happen, so Philip acts as a sort of delusional replacement.
  • Compensating for Something: Hazama claims that Ragna's sword is this. It's true, according to Nu...
  • Crossover: Episode 9 is one with Persona 4. Hiimdaisy references abound.
  • Cute and Psycho: Nu, of course.
  • The Cynic: Kokonoe. Her response to Tsubaki's optimism is to tell her to leave her the hell alone.
  • Duck Season, Rabbit Season: Defied by Tao of all people when Hazama tried to get her to clean up the growth in the infirmary.
  • Dumbass Has a Point: When Hazama is trying to think of ideas to make money, Tao repeatedly tries to get his attention saying she has idea, which he keeps ignoring. When she finally does get his attention, it turns her idea was doing actual work.
  • Flowery Insults: This is a running gag with Jin.
  • Gargle Blaster: The scorpion bowls in "Bowl.MOV". Then again, Jubei did eat over five of the things.
  • Girl on Girl Is Hot: Hazama seeing Noel fondle Makoto's tail leaves him asking "Why do I find this attractive?"
  • Guy on Guy Is Hot: Noel, Tsubaki, and even Tao stop in the middle of a trip to watch Jin getting down with Ragna.
  • Happiness in Slavery: In Hazama's perfect world, beast kin are slaves and Makoto belongs to the clinic. Despite that, she never loses her chipper demeanor, no matter how many beatings Noel threatens her with.
  • Homage: The Troll Booth returns!
  • I Lied: Hazama says this at the end of episode 1, in regard to how he said becoming a doctor was his way of turning good at the beginning. Of course, no one is surprised by this.
  • Jerkass: Pretty much everyone who was one in the games, especially Hazama, obviously.
  • Karma Houdini Warranty: Hazama gets away with his villainy for most of the show, up until some episodes that end with him getting what he deserves.
  • The Knights Who Say "Squee!": Hazama's reaction to Makoto saying that all he does in his line of work was birth babies
  • Large Ham:
    • Tager, when talking about his love of MAGNETISM.
    • Hakumen is enthusiastic about ponies.
  • Loveable Sex Maniac: Arakune.
  • Noodle Incident: Hazama apparently did something to Jubei. We don't really know what, but it involved a Texan stallion and a switchbox.
  • Preemptive "Shut Up":
    Hazama: Do I look like a yuppie to you? A hipster?
    Tao: *inhales loudly*
    Hazama: You call me "hipster person" and you're sleeping in the gutter tonight Tao.
    Tao: Kay kay!
  • Real Men Wear Pink: Both Hazama and Hakumen are bronies. And Hazama's favorite pony? Fluttershy!
  • Reluctant Fanservice Girl: How Noel is portrayed in the side comics. She apparently doesn't like her new attire in BlazBlue: Chronophantasma, and she didn't enjoy her time as Mu-12 either.
  • Running Gag:
    • "I can birth babies!"
    • The senile old woman Hazama kicked off a cliff at the end of the "Refund" short. As of the Musical Episode, she's still falling.

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