History Funny / BlazBlue

10th Jan '17 6:07:53 PM GlitteringFlowers
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** If Relius uses his Astral Finish in a MirrorMatch, the player's treated to the (initial) sight of ''both'' Reliuses sitting on cushy chairs, staring at each other and looking rather bored.
6th Jan '17 3:18:22 PM personastar
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*** Terumi quits the Imper Fidelis after being a drummer for 10 years and the vocal being Ignis, who can't talk, intending to start his own band. Soon, the rest of the Imper Fidelis Band intends to bring him back. Relius on the other hand gives a [[RousingSpeech speech that no one can play drums better than he is]]... until [[MomentKiller Relius propose this line.]]

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*** Terumi quits the Imper Fidelis after being a drummer for 10 years and the vocal being Ignis, who can't talk, intending to start his own band. Soon, the rest of the Imper Fidelis Band intends to bring him back. Relius on the other hand gives a [[RousingSpeech speech that no one can play drums better than he is]]... until [[MomentKiller Relius propose proposes this line.]]



--->'''Trinity''': (appears out of the water; pissed) '''''SHINING LAYER FORCE!!'''''

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--->'''Trinity''': (appears out of the water; pissed) '''''SHINING LAYER LAYERED FORCE!!'''''



*** Two words: '''''[[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Breasty Voice.]]'''''
*** Even better, to aid her in the battle against Trinity, Nine summons... the ''Four Breast Monsters:'' Litchi, Makoto, Bullet, and Mai. All who say "Busty!!" as a BattleCry.
** Jin learns to his horror that Ragna sold the deed to the Brotherly Island to Izanami ([[spoiler:because he wants an island full of women]]), leading to a contest between them over ownership of the island. The contents of the duel? Their personal Ragna rankings, making it basically a contest of who is the bigger bro-con, or in their terms, a ''Ragnerd.'' Jin starts off with a picture of Ragna getting his arm cut off, ''and'' a picture of him sleeping. But then Izanami promptly one-ups him by... [[spoiler: showing a picture of ''Ragna's neckline (when he's about to activate the BlazBlue to boot).'' ''AND dimples he didn't even know he had, dubbed RAGIMPLES.'' It'd be ''really'' creepy if it weren't for how utterly absurd the whole thing is, not to mention poor [[ButtMonkey Kagura's]] reaction at having to announce her rankings with an over the top howl.]] [[spoiler:It eventually ends with Izanami victorious... but the Island straight up ''melts into lava'' because it couldn't handle their obsession with their brother. [[http://blazblue.wikia.com/wiki/File:Centralfiction_(Story_mode_illustration,_29,_type_A).png Kagura and Izanami promptly escape on a chopper as Jin chooses to stay behind, smiling, and ending with him sinking down Terminator style.]]]]

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*** Two words: '''''[[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Breasty Voice.]]'''''
]]''''' Apparently, Trinity's boobs sound like a cat.
*** Even better, to aid her in the battle against Trinity, Nine summons... the ''Four Breast Monsters:'' Monsters/Busty Kaijus:'' Litchi, Makoto, Bullet, and Mai. All who say "Busty!!" as a BattleCry.
*** It turns out, merely hearing Jubei's voice is enough for Nine to melt completely.
---> '''Jubei:''' M-meeooooow!
---> '''Nine:''' '''[[CutenessProximity Oh, you are so precious! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!]]'''
** Jin learns to his horror that Ragna sold the deed to the Brotherly Island to Izanami ([[spoiler:because he wants an island full of women]]), leading to a contest between them over ownership of the island. The contents of the duel? Their personal Ragna rankings, making it basically a contest of who is the bigger bro-con, or in their terms, a ''Ragnerd.'' Jin starts off with a picture of Ragna getting his arm cut off, ''and'' a picture of him sleeping. But then Izanami promptly one-ups him by... [[spoiler: showing a picture of ''Ragna's neckline (when he's about to activate the BlazBlue to boot).'' ''AND dimples he didn't even know he had, dubbed RAGIMPLES.'' It'd be ''really'' creepy if it weren't for how utterly absurd the whole thing is, not to mention poor [[ButtMonkey Kagura's]] reaction at having to announce her rankings with an over the top howl.]] [[spoiler:It eventually ends with Izanami victorious... but Ragna ''self-destructs out of nowhere'', and the Island straight up ''melts into lava'' because it couldn't handle their obsession with their brother. [[http://blazblue.wikia.com/wiki/File:Centralfiction_(Story_mode_illustration,_29,_type_A).png Kagura and Izanami promptly escape on a chopper as Jin chooses to stay behind, smiling, and ending with him sinking down Terminator style.]]]]
6th Jan '17 3:01:46 PM personastar
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** Jin learns to his horror that Ragna sold the deed to the Brotherly Island to Izanami ([[spoiler:because he wants an island full of women]]), leading to a contest between them over ownership of the island. The contents of the duel? Their personal Ragna rankings, making it basically a contest of who is the bigger bro-con. Jin starts off with his childhood memories of Ragna, with pictures of him getting his arm cut off and basically suffering. But then Izanami promptly one-ups him by... [[spoiler: showing a picture of ''Ragna's neckline.'' ''AND dimples he didn't even know he had.'' It'd be ''really'' creepy if it weren't for how utterly absurd the whole thing is, not to mention poor [[ButtMonkey Kagura's]] reaction at having to announce her rankings with an over the top howl.]] [[spoiler:It eventually ends with Izanami victorious... but the Island straight up ''melts into lava'' because it couldn't handle their obsession with their brother. [[http://blazblue.wikia.com/wiki/File:Centralfiction_(Story_mode_illustration,_29,_type_A).png Kagura and Izanami promptly escape on a chopper as Jin chooses to stay behind, smiling, and ending with him sinking down Terminator style.]]]]

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** Jin learns to his horror that Ragna sold the deed to the Brotherly Island to Izanami ([[spoiler:because he wants an island full of women]]), leading to a contest between them over ownership of the island. The contents of the duel? Their personal Ragna rankings, making it basically a contest of who is the bigger bro-con. bro-con, or in their terms, a ''Ragnerd.'' Jin starts off with his childhood memories a picture of Ragna, with pictures of him Ragna getting his arm cut off and basically suffering.off, ''and'' a picture of him sleeping. But then Izanami promptly one-ups him by... [[spoiler: showing a picture of ''Ragna's neckline.neckline (when he's about to activate the BlazBlue to boot).'' ''AND dimples he didn't even know he had.had, dubbed RAGIMPLES.'' It'd be ''really'' creepy if it weren't for how utterly absurd the whole thing is, not to mention poor [[ButtMonkey Kagura's]] reaction at having to announce her rankings with an over the top howl.]] [[spoiler:It eventually ends with Izanami victorious... but the Island straight up ''melts into lava'' because it couldn't handle their obsession with their brother. [[http://blazblue.wikia.com/wiki/File:Centralfiction_(Story_mode_illustration,_29,_type_A).png Kagura and Izanami promptly escape on a chopper as Jin chooses to stay behind, smiling, and ending with him sinking down Terminator style.]]]]



---> '''Ragna:''' Didn't you hear me?! ''I. Like. Women!''
---> '''Jin:''' Oh brother, you're not thinking [[JustForPun straight]] right now!

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---> '''Ragna:''' Didn't you hear me?! Just to set the record straight... ''I. Like. Women!''
WOMEN!''
---> '''Jin:''' Oh brother, you're I'll wake you up from this nightmare, Brother... You're not thinking [[JustForPun straight]] right now!straight.]]
---> '''Ragna:''' YOU'RE THE ONE not thinking straight!
4th Jan '17 9:06:45 PM HyoukaForEternity
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* Matching up Hibiki against Kagura has him finding [[HandsomeLech his master]] as he is walking away from a woman he had invited to his room. Kagura tries to talk his way out, but [[BeleagueredAssistant Hibiki]] has none of his master's excuses and proceeds to enact disciplinary measures via a battle. Should Hibiki win, [[https://youtu.be/LxS2cewVFBw?t=287 he proceeds to give his master a lecture]] that ends up taking so long [[LeaningOnTheFourthWall the victory screen cuts him off.]] And from the sound of Hibiki's tone, this isn't the first time he's had to do this. [[spoiler: Although [[HarsherInHindsight this all becomes less funny]] when you remember about Hibiki's true nature and how he secretly wants to kill Kagura.]]
2nd Jan '17 2:06:22 AM SeptimusHeap
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** "I don't think I need that kind of... um... [[FreudWasRight enhancement]]".

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** "I don't think I need that kind of... um... [[FreudWasRight enhancement]]".enhancement".
23rd Dec '16 4:44:18 PM personastar
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* So after [[spoiler: Noel merges with Izanami and recovers a significant portion of her memories as Saya, her and Ragna become far more closer and actively refer to each other as brother and sister.]] So [[TheCasanova Kagura]] decides to do the [[SarcasmMode smartest]] thing ever and flirt with Noel as usual in front of Ragna, and even jokingly calls him [[spoiler: "Onii-sama."]] [[MySisterIsOffLimits Ragna reacts exactly as you'd expect]] and punches Kagura with full force across the room.

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* So after [[spoiler: Noel merges with Izanami Mu and recovers a significant portion of her memories as Saya, power, her and Ragna become far more closer and actively refer to each other as brother and sister.]] So [[TheCasanova Kagura]] decides to do the [[SarcasmMode smartest]] thing ever and flirt with Noel as usual in front of Ragna, and even jokingly calls him [[spoiler: "Onii-sama."]] [[MySisterIsOffLimits Ragna reacts exactly as you'd expect]] and punches Kagura with full force across the room.



** Jin learns to his horror that Ragna sold the deed to the Brotherly Island to Izanami ([[spoiler:because he wants an island full of women]]), leading to a contest between them over ownership of the island. The contents of the duel? Their personal Ragna rankings, making it basically a contest of who is the bigger bro-con. [[spoiler:It eventually ends with Izanami victorious, but the Island self-destructing because it couldn't handle their obsession with their brother. [[http://blazblue.wikia.com/wiki/File:Centralfiction_(Story_mode_illustration,_29,_type_A).png With Kagura and Izanami escaping on a chopper as Jin stays behind, smiling, and ending with him sinking down Terminator style.]]]]

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*** Even better, to aid her in the battle against Trinity, Nine summons... the ''Four Breast Monsters:'' Litchi, Makoto, Bullet, and Mai. All who say "Busty!!" as a BattleCry.
** Jin learns to his horror that Ragna sold the deed to the Brotherly Island to Izanami ([[spoiler:because he wants an island full of women]]), leading to a contest between them over ownership of the island. The contents of the duel? Their personal Ragna rankings, making it basically a contest of who is the bigger bro-con. Jin starts off with his childhood memories of Ragna, with pictures of him getting his arm cut off and basically suffering. But then Izanami promptly one-ups him by... [[spoiler: showing a picture of ''Ragna's neckline.'' ''AND dimples he didn't even know he had.'' It'd be ''really'' creepy if it weren't for how utterly absurd the whole thing is, not to mention poor [[ButtMonkey Kagura's]] reaction at having to announce her rankings with an over the top howl.]] [[spoiler:It eventually ends with Izanami victorious, victorious... but the Island self-destructing straight up ''melts into lava'' because it couldn't handle their obsession with their brother. [[http://blazblue.wikia.com/wiki/File:Centralfiction_(Story_mode_illustration,_29,_type_A).png With Kagura and Izanami escaping promptly escape on a chopper as Jin stays chooses to stay behind, smiling, and ending with him sinking down Terminator style.]]]]]]]]
*** Ragna's utter annoyance at Jin when he says he likes women only:
---> '''Ragna:''' Didn't you hear me?! ''I. Like. Women!''
---> '''Jin:''' Oh brother, you're not thinking [[JustForPun straight]] right now!



** In the Spectacles of Eros Finale Ragna once again has the glasses forced on him. This time, he is the prize in a deathmatch hosted by Kagura and Beautiful Arakune. The first contestants, [[TheVoiceless Ignis, Nirvana and Minerva]], are soon dispatched by Es, who approaches Ragna while saying "Let's die together." Then ''she'' is knocked out of the venue by the three Murakumo Yandere Sisters, who speak the same lines in different tones of voice, one after another (must be funny for KanakoKondo). Enter ''Taokaka'', of all people, who neko-punches the sisters into the stratosphere. [[http://blazblue.wikia.com/wiki/File:Centralfiction_(Story_mode_illustration,_66).png The final is a cooking battle]] that [[LethalChef goes about as well as you'd expect with Noel on the premises]]. Tao spills her food all over Ragna. Bullet kills a giant bird for its skin before getting eaten alive by said bird's parent. Nine, Trinity, and Kokonoe engage in [[ForkFencing spoon combat]] when trying to spoon-feed Ragna. Worst of all, it turns out that [[spoiler:Izanami is just as horrible a chef as Noel, as her cooking wipes out Litchi, Makoto and Tsubaki]]. Mai is too busy scarfing down food to care about Ragna and ends up eating the food that Noel [[spoiler:and Izanami]] made, causing them all to be disqualified. The match concludes with Rachel stating that the contest was for her to see who had the strongest feelings for Ragna, and Celica proclaiming [[spoiler:that the contest was unnecessary; since obviously she is the one who loves Ragna the most.]] This doesn't sit well with Rachel at all.

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** In Good god, the Spectacles of Eros Finale Finale. Ragna once again has the glasses forced on him. This time, he is the prize in a deathmatch hosted by Kagura and Beautiful Arakune. The first contestants, [[TheVoiceless Ignis, Nirvana and Minerva]], are soon dispatched by Es, who approaches Ragna while saying "Let's die together." Then ''she'' is knocked out of the venue by the three Murakumo Yandere Sisters, who speak the same lines in different tones of voice, one after another (must be funny for KanakoKondo). Enter ''Taokaka'', of all people, who neko-punches the sisters into the stratosphere. [[http://blazblue.wikia.com/wiki/File:Centralfiction_(Story_mode_illustration,_66).png The final is a cooking battle]] that [[LethalChef goes about as well as you'd expect with Noel on the premises]]. Tao spills her food all over Ragna. Bullet kills a giant bird for its skin before getting eaten alive by said bird's parent. Nine, Trinity, and Kokonoe engage in [[ForkFencing spoon combat]] when trying to spoon-feed Ragna. Worst of all, it turns out that [[spoiler:Izanami is just as horrible a chef as Noel, as her cooking wipes out Litchi, Makoto and Tsubaki]]. Mai is too busy scarfing down food to care about Ragna and ends up eating the food that Noel [[spoiler:and Izanami]] made, causing them all to be disqualified. The match concludes with Rachel stating that the contest was for her to see who had the strongest feelings for Ragna, and Celica proclaiming [[spoiler:that the contest was unnecessary; since obviously she is the one who loves Ragna the most.]] This doesn't sit well with Rachel at all.


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--> '''Lambda:''' ...No. Noel... '''never.'''
22nd Dec '16 11:23:38 PM personastar
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*** Two words: '''''[[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext Breasty Voice.]]'''''
22nd Dec '16 11:19:43 PM personastar
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** The return of the evil [[GagBoobs Boing Queen]]. Except it's not Litchi this time, but ''Nine.''

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** The return of the evil [[GagBoobs Boing Queen]]. Except it's not Litchi this time, but ''Nine.''''Nine,'' whose motive is to commit mass genocide on all men by ''turning up their love for huge boobs to ridiculous levels.'' It's clearly shown on Sena, who starts rambling about how big boobs are great, prompting Luna to scream at Trinity to smash him (and her at the same time).
22nd Dec '16 12:34:51 PM Ferot_Dreadnaught
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** Special mention goes to Valkenhayn describing the legend of the "Sleeping Crimson Eyed Pigtails", and he goes on to say that even [[{{Badass}} Hakumen]] pees himself at the mere mention of it. Ragna's reaction?

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** Special mention goes to Valkenhayn describing the legend of the "Sleeping Crimson Eyed Pigtails", and he goes on to say that even [[{{Badass}} Hakumen]] Hakumen pees himself at the mere mention of it. Ragna's reaction?



** Relius once again proves his credentials as a BadAss villain by ''trolling Kokonoe''. '''''In her own lab'''''! And he doesn't even speak much!

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** Relius once again proves his credentials as a BadAss badass villain by ''trolling Kokonoe''. '''''In her own lab'''''! And he doesn't even speak much!



* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02mcPP-YBCw Tager's strategy video]] from the limited-edition bonus disc. Unlike his fellow pro VideoGame/BlazBlue players, [[VideoGame/SkullGirls Mi]][[MemeticBadass ke Z]] narrated Tager's strategy segment in an [[LargeHam over-the top]] [[HuskyRusskie Russian accent]], making frequent references to [[GloriousMotherRussia the superiority of Communism]] and denouncing Weak American Damage in favor of [[MemeticMutation Real]] '''[[MemeticMutation Soviet]]''' [[MemeticMutation Damage]]!

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* [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02mcPP-YBCw Tager's strategy video]] from the limited-edition bonus disc. Unlike his fellow pro VideoGame/BlazBlue players, [[VideoGame/SkullGirls Mi]][[MemeticBadass ke Mike Z]] narrated Tager's strategy segment in an [[LargeHam over-the top]] [[HuskyRusskie Russian accent]], making frequent references to [[GloriousMotherRussia the superiority of Communism]] and denouncing Weak American Damage in favor of [[MemeticMutation Real]] '''[[MemeticMutation Soviet]]''' [[MemeticMutation Damage]]!



** And then Celica tries to start a conversation talking about various things, and Hakumen just sighs exasperated at her energy. Its just hilarious to see someone like [[{{Badass}} Hakumen]] playing babysitter.
*** Made even funnier if you recall that Hakumen is [[spoiler:Jin Kisaragi]]. Said {{Badass}} has to keep his [[spoiler: Foster mother]] from getting lost!

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** And then Celica tries to start a conversation talking about various things, and Hakumen just sighs exasperated at her energy. Its just hilarious to see someone like [[{{Badass}} Hakumen]] Hakumen playing babysitter.
*** Made even funnier if you recall that Hakumen is [[spoiler:Jin Kisaragi]]. Said {{Badass}} badass has to keep his [[spoiler: Foster mother]] from getting lost!
8th Dec '16 6:09:17 PM Vulcan422
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* MUST DIE, the theme of [[spoiler: Susanoo]]. All of it. It's an epic, evil-sounding metal tune...with cheesy Engrish lyrics sung in the style of a gut-bustingly hilarious fusion of kabuki theater singing and death metal growling. It has to be [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Af6JRDhNBiw heard]] to be believed.
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