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2nd Dec '16 5:31:03 AM Epsilon
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** In the Spectacles of Eros Finale Ragna once again has the glasses forced on him. This time, he is the prize in a deathmatch hosted by Kagura and Beautiful Arakune. The first contestants, [[TheVoiceless Ignis, Nirvana and Minerva]], are soon dispatched by Es, who approaches Ragna while saying "Let's die together." Then ''she'' is knocked out of the venue by the three Murakumo Yandere Sisters, who speak the same lines in different tones of voice, one after another (must be funny for KanakoKondo). Enter ''Taokaka'', of all people, who neko-punches the sisters into the stratosphere. [[http://blazblue.wikia.com/wiki/File:Centralfiction_(Story_mode_illustration,_66).png The final is a cooking battle]] that [[LethalChef goes about as well as you'd expect with Noel on the premises]]. Tao spills her food all over Ragna. Bullet kills a giant bird for its skin before getting eaten alive by said bird's parent. Nine, Trinity, and Kokonoe engage in [[ForkFencing spoon combat]] when trying to spoon-feed Ragna. Worst of all, it turns out that [[spoiler:Izanami is just as horrible a chef as Noel, as her cooking wipes out Litchi and Tsubaki]]. Mai is too busy scarfing down food to care about Ragna (though she claims to be affected by the Spectacles). The match concludes with Rachel stating that the contest was for her to see who had the strongest feelings for Ragna, and Celica proclaiming [[spoiler:that the contest was unnecessary; since obviously she is the one who loves Ragna the most.]] This doesn't sit well with Rachel at all.

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** In the Spectacles of Eros Finale Ragna once again has the glasses forced on him. This time, he is the prize in a deathmatch hosted by Kagura and Beautiful Arakune. The first contestants, [[TheVoiceless Ignis, Nirvana and Minerva]], are soon dispatched by Es, who approaches Ragna while saying "Let's die together." Then ''she'' is knocked out of the venue by the three Murakumo Yandere Sisters, who speak the same lines in different tones of voice, one after another (must be funny for KanakoKondo). Enter ''Taokaka'', of all people, who neko-punches the sisters into the stratosphere. [[http://blazblue.wikia.com/wiki/File:Centralfiction_(Story_mode_illustration,_66).png The final is a cooking battle]] that [[LethalChef goes about as well as you'd expect with Noel on the premises]]. Tao spills her food all over Ragna. Bullet kills a giant bird for its skin before getting eaten alive by said bird's parent. Nine, Trinity, and Kokonoe engage in [[ForkFencing spoon combat]] when trying to spoon-feed Ragna. Worst of all, it turns out that [[spoiler:Izanami is just as horrible a chef as Noel, as her cooking wipes out Litchi Litchi, Makoto and Tsubaki]]. Mai is too busy scarfing down food to care about Ragna (though she claims and ends up eating the food that Noel [[spoiler:and Izanami]] made, causing them all to be affected by the Spectacles).disqualified. The match concludes with Rachel stating that the contest was for her to see who had the strongest feelings for Ragna, and Celica proclaiming [[spoiler:that the contest was unnecessary; since obviously she is the one who loves Ragna the most.]] This doesn't sit well with Rachel at all.
30th Nov '16 8:27:05 PM ChrisX
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* There's actually something funny during the rather bittersweet ending: When Tsubaki and Makoto visited Noel's orphanage, Noel tells them that Lambda does the cooking and she claims that [[BlatantLies actually her cooking has gotten better]] and [[Schmuckait invites the two to try it anyway.]] And in a deadpan tone, Lambda clarifies that... [[LethalChef absolutely not. Noel must NOT be allowed to cook.]] Much to Noel's annoyance.

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* There's actually something funny during the rather bittersweet ending: When Tsubaki and Makoto visited Noel's orphanage, Noel tells them that Lambda does the cooking and she claims that [[BlatantLies actually her cooking has gotten better]] and [[Schmuckait [[SchmuckBait invites the two to try it anyway.]] And in a deadpan tone, Lambda clarifies that... [[LethalChef absolutely not. Noel must NOT be allowed to cook.]] Much to Noel's annoyance.
30th Nov '16 8:26:48 PM ChrisX
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* There's actually something funny during the rather bittersweet ending: When Tsubaki and Makoto visited Noel's orphanage, Noel tells them that Lambda does the cooking and she claims that [[BlatantLies actually her cooking has gotten better]] and [[Schmuckait invites the two to try it anyway.]] And in a deadpan tone, Lambda clarifies that... [[LethalChef absolutely not. Noel must NOT be allowed to cook.]] Much to Noel's annoyance.
28th Nov '16 1:03:21 PM CrystalCrash24
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* During Episode 11, [[spoiler:Makoto and Naoto end up plummeting towards the Embryo. Naoto's clearly not used to this, as he begins to panic on the way down, screaming the whole time.]]
-->[[spoiler:'''Makoto''': Move, move, moooove!!]]
-->[[spoiler:'''Naoto''': Aaaah! This is scary! Seriously scary!! Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!]]
-->[[spoiler:'''Tager''': W-w-wha!?]]

-->[[spoiler:'''Makoto''': Thanks a loooooot!]]
-->[[spoiler:'''Naoto''': Help meeeeeeeeeee!]]
27th Nov '16 1:58:20 AM Delnoir
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* Matching up Mai against Mu will open with them both [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-zNUyWmDus squirming awkwardly]] [[{{Stripperiffic}} trying to cover themselves up.]] What makes it especially funny considering is that they don't really have anything to be shy about between them seeing as they've already seen one another ''naked'' multiple times during their academy days.

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* Matching up Mai against Mu will open with them both [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-zNUyWmDus [[https://youtu.be/I-zNUyWmDus?t=2m46s squirming awkwardly]] [[{{Stripperiffic}} trying to cover themselves up.]] What makes it especially funny considering is that they don't really have anything to be shy about between them seeing as they've already seen one another ''naked'' multiple times during their academy days.
25th Nov '16 4:17:13 PM umgogo
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* During Act III, Azrael decides to team up with Arakune. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVT7v_J3Y_A Which would be horrifying if it wasn't for the fact that Azrael keeps on kicking Arakune around whenever he comes across someone to the point where the intro where Azrael kicks a large NOL soldier out of his way is replaced with him kicking Arakune.]]

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* In one of the Acts of Bullet's Arcade Mode, she runs into [[LawfulGood Tsubaki]], who tells her that the area is under martial law and that she cannot be allowed to walk around as she pleases, especially since she keeps stirring up unrest by grabbing random people by the collar to ask them for information. They battle, and after Bullet wins, [[TheExtremistWasRight she grabs Tsubaki by the collar and asks for information]]....
* During Act III, Azrael decides to team up with Arakune. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVT7v_J3Y_A Which The idea of this Devouring Duo rampaging through the streets would be horrifying horrifying... if it wasn't weren't for the fact that Azrael keeps on unceremoniously kicking Arakune around out of the picture whenever he comes they come across someone someone, to the point where the intro where prevent him from eating them before Azrael kicks a large NOL soldier out of has had his way is replaced with him kicking Arakune.fun and intel.]]
25th Nov '16 3:52:56 PM umgogo
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** The return of the evil [[GagBoobs Boing Queen]]. Except it's not Litchi this time, but ''Nine.''



** In the Spectacles of Eros Finale Ragna once again has the glasses forced on him. This time he has to suffer in a deathmatch with him as the prize, hosted by Kagura and Beautiful Arakune. At first Es comes in and goes after Ragna while saying "let's die together"... only for her to get knocked out by Nirvana, Ignis and Minerva. Then ''they'' gets knocked out of the place by the 3 Murakumo Sisters - who all speaks the same thing (must be funny for KanakoKondo). Then what kicks ''them'' out of the place? ''Taokaka'' of all people. [[http://blazblue.wikia.com/wiki/File:Centralfiction_(Story_mode_illustration,_66).png It eventually moves to a cooking battle]] that [[LethalChef goes about as well as you can expect]]. Tao spills her food all over Ragna. Bullet murders a giant bird for its meat before getting eaten by said bird's parent. Nine, Trinity, and Kokonoe engage in [[ForkFencing spoon combat]] for trying to spoon-feed Ragna. And worst of all it reveals that, [[spoiler:Izanami is just as horrific of a chef as Noel is, with their cooking being identical, and she uses it to wipe out the competition]]. Mai does nothing but eating Noel [[spoiler:and Izanami]]'s dishes because she's too obsessed with their food to care about Ragna (even if she's affected). It then concludes with Rachel stating that the contest was for her to see who had the strongest feelings for Ragna, and Celica proclaiming [[spoiler:that the contest was unnecessary; since obviously she is the one who loves Ragna the most.]] Which doesn't sit well with Rachel at all.
** The return of the evil Boing Queen. Except it's not Litchi this time, but ''Nine.''

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** In the Spectacles of Eros Finale Ragna once again has the glasses forced on him. This time time, he has to suffer is the prize in a deathmatch with him as the prize, hosted by Kagura and Beautiful Arakune. At The first Es comes in contestants, [[TheVoiceless Ignis, Nirvana and goes after Minerva]], are soon dispatched by Es, who approaches Ragna while saying "let's "Let's die together"... only for her to get knocked out by Nirvana, Ignis and Minerva. together." Then ''they'' gets ''she'' is knocked out of the place venue by the 3 three Murakumo Sisters - Yandere Sisters, who all speaks speak the same thing lines in different tones of voice, one after another (must be funny for KanakoKondo). Then what kicks ''them'' out of the place? ''Taokaka'' Enter ''Taokaka'', of all people.people, who neko-punches the sisters into the stratosphere. [[http://blazblue.wikia.com/wiki/File:Centralfiction_(Story_mode_illustration,_66).png It eventually moves to The final is a cooking battle]] that [[LethalChef goes about as well as you can expect]].you'd expect with Noel on the premises]]. Tao spills her food all over Ragna. Bullet murders kills a giant bird for its meat skin before getting eaten alive by said bird's parent. Nine, Trinity, and Kokonoe engage in [[ForkFencing spoon combat]] for when trying to spoon-feed Ragna. And worst Worst of all all, it reveals that, turns out that [[spoiler:Izanami is just as horrific of horrible a chef as Noel is, with their Noel, as her cooking being identical, wipes out Litchi and she uses it to wipe out the competition]]. Tsubaki]]. Mai does nothing but eating Noel [[spoiler:and Izanami]]'s dishes because she's is too obsessed with their busy scarfing down food to care about Ragna (even if she's affected). It then (though she claims to be affected by the Spectacles). The match concludes with Rachel stating that the contest was for her to see who had the strongest feelings for Ragna, and Celica proclaiming [[spoiler:that the contest was unnecessary; since obviously she is the one who loves Ragna the most.]] Which This doesn't sit well with Rachel at all.
** The return of *** After Rachel has made Ragna don the evil Boing Queen. Except it's Spectacles, Valkenhayn explains that what rests on "the Ridiculousa [[IdiotBall Idiotballe]] Ragna's face" are the Spectacles of Eros Final. [[InMyLanguageThatSoundsLike In Swedish]], "idiotballe" roughly means "idiot dick", an epithet which is of course highly out of character for Valkenhayn, but actually not Litchi this time, but ''Nine.''too far from the original meaning.
23rd Nov '16 2:09:09 AM Delnoir
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* Matching up Mai against Mu will open with them both [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-zNUyWmDus squirming awkwardly]] [[{{Stripperiffic}} trying to cover themselves up.]] What makes it especially funny considering is that they don't really have anything to be shy between them seeing as they've seen one another ''naked'' multiple times in their academy days.

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* Matching up Mai against Mu will open with them both [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-zNUyWmDus squirming awkwardly]] [[{{Stripperiffic}} trying to cover themselves up.]] What makes it especially funny considering is that they don't really have anything to be shy about between them seeing as they've already seen one another ''naked'' multiple times in during their academy days.
23rd Nov '16 12:20:36 AM Delnoir
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* Matching up Mai against Mu will open with them both [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-zNUyWmDus squirming awkwardly]] [[{{Stripperiffic trying to cover themselves up.]] What makes it especially funny considering is that they don't really have anything to be shy between them seeing as they've seen one another ''naked'' multiple times in their academy days.

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* Matching up Mai against Mu will open with them both [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-zNUyWmDus squirming awkwardly]] [[{{Stripperiffic [[{{Stripperiffic}} trying to cover themselves up.]] What makes it especially funny considering is that they don't really have anything to be shy between them seeing as they've seen one another ''naked'' multiple times in their academy days.
22nd Nov '16 11:44:34 AM Delnoir
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* Matching up Mai against Mu will open with them both [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-zNUyWmDus squirming awkwardly]] [[{{Stripperiffic trying to cover themselves up.]] What makes it especially funny considering is that they don't really have anything to be shy between them seeing as they've seen one another ''naked'' multiple times in their academy days.
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