Characters: Mean Girls

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The Plastics

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     Cady Heron 

Cady Heron (Lindsay Lohan)

Cady: Calling somebody else fat won't make you any skinnier. Calling someone stupid doesn't make you any smarter. And ruining Regina George's life definitely didn't make me any happier. All you can do in life is try to solve the problem in front of you.

"I know it looked like I was being a bitch, but that's only because I was acting like a bitch."

  • Fish out of Water: To the point where Regina describes her as both "like a Martian" and "socially retarded and weird."
  • From Nobody to Nightmare: From an awkward Na´ve Newcomer to the school's Alpha Bitch.
  • Good with Numbers: Math is her favorite subject.
  • He Who Fights Monsters: After a while, Cady is no longer pretending to be like the plastics, she's genuinely acting like one.
  • Home Schooled Kids: Until the beginning of the movie, Cady had never gone to a regular school and had been homeschooled since she was around four years old.
  • The Mole: Janis convinces her to infiltrate the Plastics so she can spy on Regina and take petty revenges on her.
  • Na´ve Newcomer: She has no clue how to function or fit into the social climbs of highscool. She's taken under Janis's wing, and then Regina's.
  • Nerds Are Sexy: Zigzagged. Kevin likes her because of her looks and her math skills. Regina and Damian both tell her joining the mathletes is social suicide and she dumbs herself down to impress Aaron.
  • No Social Skills: Being homeschooled on a different continent makes for a serious lack of understanding how highschool politics work.
  • Red-Headed Heroine: She's the redheaded protagonist.
  • Obfuscating Stupidity: She pretends to be terrible at math so that she can study with Aaron.
  • The Pawn: For Janis to use to ruin Regina George's life.
  • The Starscream: To Regina.
  • Took a Level in Jerkass: The more she spends time with the Plastics.
  • Tragic Hero: Actually manages to be a near-textbook example.

     Regina George 

Regina George (Rachel McAdams)

"You know what people say about you? They say that you're a homeschooled jungle freak who's a less hot version of me!"
Janis: And evil takes a human form in Regina George. Don't be fooled because she may seem like your typical selfish, back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag, but in reality, she's so much more than that.
Damian: She's the queen bee - the star, those other two are just her little workers.

  • Alpha Bitch: The leader of the Plastics.
  • Big Bad: Presented as one by Janis. Turns out she's just one of many mean girls around, including Janis.
  • Bitch in Sheep's Clothing: Although she doesn't bother with it for long she can seem nice enough at first if she wants to.
  • Blondes Are Evil: Blonde, gorgeous, and evil to the core.
  • Butt Monkey: Regina George, the butt of all of Cady's tricks and pranks. She probably deserves it, though.
  • The Chessmaster: Comes up with her plan to get revenge on Cady and throw the entire school into chaos in the course of one screaming car ride home.
  • Crocodile Tears: Regina sheds these to Principal Duvall when she turns in the burn book and shows him what the other girls "wrote" about her.
  • Even the Girls Want Her: Some of the devotion showed by other girls borders on Les Yay. She starts a rumor (albeit an untrue one) that Janis had a huge crush on her.
  • Heel-Face Turn: At the end.
  • Hidden Depths: Oddly enough, she seemed genuinely surprised and hurt when she realizes how much her schoolmates and even her teachers dislike her.
  • Jerkass: In the beginning to the middle of the movie. She then becomes a...
  • Jerk with a Heart of Gold: At the near end of the film.
  • Lovable Alpha Bitch: Post Heel-Face Turn (made much more apparent in the original script.)
  • Manipulative Bitch: She's extremely skilled at twisting people's words and actions to get what she wants, or even just a cheap laugh.
  • Meaningful Name: "Regina" means "queen".
  • Rich Bitch: Huge house, endless wardrobe, cute convertible.
  • Rich in Dollars, Poor in Sense: Regina's a specific example. She could rattle off several mostly-illegal weight loss drugs (most of which either were expensive before being banned or would be expensive to ship from countries where they're still legal). Yet, she didn't know enough about health and nutrition to know whether or not butter is a carb. This is most likely a jab at the stereotype of American teenage girls wanting to get thin or in shape the fast and unhealthy way than through actual healthy living.
  • Shrouded in Myth: An interview montage with other students and even some faculty highlights the silliest myths and rumors about how cool/mean Regina is.
  • Smug Snake: Regina is damn proud of every little manipulation that she pulls off.
  • Spoiled Brat: She regularly tells her mother to shut up or leave her alone. She also has the master suite in her house because she forced her parents to switch rooms with her.
  • Token Evil Teammate: The only one of the titular Mean Girls who is a true Mean Girl.
  • Twisting the Words:
    Regina: You're, like, really pretty.
    Cady: Thanks.
    Regina: So you agree?
    Cady: What?
    Regina: You think you're really pretty?
  • Villainous Breakdown:
    • When she realizes that Cady deliberately made her gain weight. But then she recovers almost immediately and turns right back into the Chessmaster.
    • After Janis humiliates her in front of the school by revealing her ploy with Cady, Regina begins suffering another breakdown. This time, it is cut short by a school bus.

     Gretchen Weiners 

Gretchen Weiners (Lacey Chabert)

"That is so fetch!"
Janis: Gretchen Wieners knows everybody's business, she knows everything about everyone.
Damian: That's why her hair is so big, it's full of secrets.

  • Beta Bitch: She appears to be this to Regina initially.
  • Catch Phrase: She desperately wants to start one: "That is so fetch!"
  • Everyone Is Christian At Christmas: Despite the fact that Gretchen's Jewish, she performs Jingle Bell Rock, which is a Christmas song, with the other Plastics every year for the Winter Talent Show.
  • Extreme Doormat: She lives to do Regina's bidding. Even after the breakup of the Plastics, she doesn't seem to be able to function without someone to tell her what to do, and finds another queen bee to serve.
  • Forced Meme: Fetch just isn't going to happen.
  • Gossipy Hens: She's the gossip queen, see the quote above.
  • Heel-Face Turn: At the end.
  • Heterosexual Life-Partners: With Karen.
  • Hidden Depths: She confesses to Cady that she's secretly miserable as Regina's friend and has to pretend to like and not like certain things in order to gain Regina's approval.
  • Informed Judaism: At one point, she mentions receiving Hanukkah presents from her parents.
  • Minion with an F in Evil: Not as much as Karen, but still rather incompetent in bitchiness and actually seems fairly nice.
  • Mixed Ancestry: She's Jewish, but joins the Cool Asians at the end of the movie.
  • Neologizer: Primarily in the form of "fetch". Which will never catch on.
  • Proud Beauty: She acknowledges her beauty when she "apologizes" to the other girls for her behavior.
  • Screw the Rules, I Have Money!: Gretchen's ticket into the Plastics is that she's rich. When they get called to the principal's office for the burn book, she specifically tries to use her money and her father's notoriety to get out of trouble.
  • So Beautiful, It's a Curse: "I'm sorry that people are so jealous of me. But I can't help it that I'm popular."
  • Stepford Smiler: Gretchen seems to be happy as Regina's second in command, but as Cady begins to chip away her facade we see a nervous mess that is just one more slight away from a full breakdown.
  • Villainous Breakdown: "WE SHOULD TOTALLY JUST STAB CAESAR!!!"
  • Yes-Man: At first to Regina, then Cady, and finally finds a new Queen Bee at the end of the movie, Trang Pak.

     Karen Smith 

Karen Smith (Amanda Seyfried)

"So if you're from Africa... why are you white?"
Janis: That one there, that's Karen Smith. She is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet. Damien sat next to her in English last year.
Damian: She asked me how to spell orange.

  • Advertised Extra: Karen doesn't have that large of a part (especially compared to the other three plastics) and has little impact on the plot, but is featured in all of the advertisements because she is a Plastic and thus one of the Mean Girls.
  • Blondes Are Evil: Subverted; she's pretty nice mostly and is easily the least malicious of the Plastics (Cady included.)
  • Brainless Beauty: One of the iconic examples!
  • Cloudcuckoolander: She's convinced she has psychic powers... you know, a fifth sense? ESPN? Well, at least her boobs do. They can predict when it's going to rain... well when it is raining.
  • The Ditz: Stands in the rain, feeling her breasts (see Informed Ability below), and declares that "there's a 30% chance that it's already raining!" With complete sincerity.
  • Dumb Blonde: A classic example with shades of old Marilyn Monroe roles where she's just as sweet as she is dumb.
  • Dumb Is Good: She's the nicer members of the Plastics but also the dumbest.
  • Good Bad Girl: See Really Gets Around.
  • Heel-Face Turn: At the end.
  • Heterosexual Life-Partners: With Gretchen.
  • Informed Ability: Apparently, her breasts can tell when it's going to rain. Or at least, when it's already raining. And even then, she's not completely sure, even if she's actually OUTSIDE in the rain.
  • Kind Hearted Simpleton: While she's not the smartest, she's made up from being the nicest even before her Heel-Face Turn.
  • Kissing Cousins: Gretchen is highly disturbed when Karen boasts about what a good kisser her own cousin is.
    Karen: You know who's looking fine tonight? Seth Mosakowski.
    Gretchen: Okay, you did not just say that.
    Karen: What? He's a good kisser.
    Gretchen: He's your cousin.
    Karen: Yeah, but he's my first cousin.
    Gretchen: Right.
    Karen: So, you have your cousins, and then you have your first cousins, and then you have your second cousins...
    Gretchen: No, honey, uh-uh.
    Karen: That's not right, is it?
    Gretchen: That is so not right.
  • Minion with an F in Evil: There doesn't see to be a mean bone in her body. When she does unkind things, she's usually just following the lead of one of the other girls.
  • Perpetual Smiler: Moments she isn't smiling are incredibly short lived.
  • The Pollyanna: As well as being the least malicious Plastic she's easily the happiest too, lacking Regina's rage, Gretchen's crippling neurose, or Cady's need to fit in. She's even aware of (and comfortable with) the knowledge she's not very bright.
  • Really Gets Around: Somewhat of an Informed Flaw, but she has a reputation and is perfectly willing to hook up with her cousin.
  • Satellite Character: She's not as fleshed out a character as the other Plastics, she mostly just rounds out the Power Trio and provides comic relief.
  • Token Good Teammate: She is the only one who isn't mean-spirited and did things out of naivete rather than malice.

Other Students

     Janis Ian 

Janis Ian (Lizzy Caplan)

"There are two kinds of evil people in this world. Those who do evil stuff and those who see evil stuff being done and don't try to stop it."
Cady: You know what? You're the one who made me like this so you could use me for your 8th grade revenge!
Janis: God! See, at least me and Regina George know we're mean! You try to act so innocent like, "Oh, I use to live in Africa with all the little birdies, and the little monkeys! [...] you are a mean girl! You're a bitch!

  • Ambiguously Gay: Is Janis Ian a lesbian? Damn hard to say. It's proven she's not a lesbian when she starts dating Kevin at the end of the movie.
  • The Chessmaster: Janis masterminded a plan to ruin Regina George's life using Cady as The Pawn to do so.
  • Cool Loser: She self-describes herself and Damian as "the coolest people you will ever meet."
  • Deadpan Snarker: And how! Everything she says is snarky.
  • Fallen Princess: Janis used to be popular, but her reputation was destroyed by a rumor and she now willingly embraces outsiderdom.
  • Former Friend of Alpha Bitch: She was good friends with Regina in middle school, until Regina started dating and they began fighting.
  • Heel-Face Turn: At the end.
  • Important Haircut: Offscreen. After Regina spread the rumor in middle school that Janis was a lesbian, Janis dropped out of school for the rest of the year; when she returned in the fall, "all her hair was cut off, and she was totally weird."

     Damian 

Damian (Daniel Franzese)

"And I want my pink shirt back. I WANT MY PINK SHIRT BACK!"
Damian: "Too gay to function?"
Janis: Hey! That's only OK when I say it.

Teachers

     Ms Sharon Norbury 

Ms. Sharon Norbury (Tina Fey)

"You girls have got to stop calling each other sluts and whores, because if you do, it makes it okay for guys to call you sluts and whores."
Ms. Norbury: I know having a boyfriend might seem like the only thing important to you right now, but you don't have to dumb yourself down in order for a guy to like you.

  • Brainy Brunette: She's the school's math teacher.
  • Broken Bird: She's fresh off a divorce and you can see she's still fragile from it.
  • Cool Teacher: She's young and genuinely cares about her students. Once Cady stops being a plastic, she starts realizing how cool Ms. Norbury actually is.
    Cady: (stating why she can't go to the dance) I'm grounded.
    Norbury: You're already out.
  • Clear My Name: During the intervention, she confronts Cady and asks if there's anything specific she would like to confess. Cady refuses. Ms. Norbury ends up the subject of a police investigation as a consequence.
  • Disappointed In You: Says this word-for-word when Cady initially refuses to admit she wrote the "drug pusher" page in the Burn Book.
  • Dropped Glasses: Happens after someone bumps her while she's trying to break up the fights where they inevitably get stepped on.
  • Creator Cameo: Played by writer Tina Fey.
  • Hot Teacher: Young and attractive, she's obviously caught Principal Duvall's eye.
  • Meganekko: Comes with being played by Tina Fey.
  • Reasonable Authority Figure: She's a fountain of good advice for the students (even though they rarely listen to her) and she genuinely cares about both their grades, and their worth as human beings.

    Principal Duvall 

Principal Duvall (Tim Meadows)

"Aw, hell no, I did not leave the Southside for this!"

Principal Duvall: I just wanted to say that you're all winners. And that I couldn't be happier the school year is ending.

  • Batter Up: When he discovers the students are fighting, he grabs his baseball bat before going out and breaking up the commotion.
  • Beware the Nice Ones: He looks like he can handle himself in a fight and it's suggested he grew up a rough neighborhood.
    "Aw hell no, I did not leave the Southside for this!
  • Butt Monkey: He's the head of a school that's the ground for a war between the Plastics and Janis. Naturally, he takes a lot of shit.
  • Let's Get Dangerous: He normally appears to be an easygoing guy, but when an all-out brawl breaks out in the hallway, he grabs a baseball bat and goes out into the thick of it to break it up himself, pulling a fire alarm and ordering all the girls into the gym. Needless to say, no one argues.
  • Reasonable Authority Figure: He cares about his students, he just can't do the squishy girly things.
  • Ship Tease: Has a fairly obvious crush on Miss Norbury.
  • Tranquil Fury: When he starts talking loud and authoritative, everyone listens up.