"Ice Bear judges you."
(This page should be read in the voice of Demetri Martin or in a very monotone and deadpan voice)
Ice Bear welcomes you.
Ice Bear has many things to say.
Ice Bear lives in San Francisco Bay Area with Grizzly and Panda.
Ice Bear would like you to read about him.
Ice Bear has too many tropes:
- Animals Not to Scale: Ice Bear can be tall as human... only when standing.
- Awesome, but Impractical: Ice Bear has basketball tricks... but Ice Bear also needs work on shooting ball.
- Ax-Crazy: Only if Ice Bear drinks coffee.
- Badass Adorable: Ice Bear may be cuddly polar bear but Ice Bear also deadly polar bear.
- Beary Friendly: Ice Bear means well and tries best to get along.
- Beary Funny: And Ice Bear also hilarious.
- Beige Prose: Ice Bear doesn't embellish.
- Berserk Button: Ice Bear warns you not to mess with Ice Bear's cooking. (Death Glare and wields axe) Ice Bear will make you regret it.
- Beware the Nice Ones: Ice Bear is nice as long as you are nice back. Or Ice Bear will turn nice to ice.
- Beware the Quiet Ones: Ice Bear may be quiet... but Ice Bear also has axe.
- Big Brother Instinct: Don't mess with Ice Bear's brothers.
- Big Little Brother: Ice Bear is biggest of brothers... but also youngest.
- Big Eater: Grizzly may be reigning champ, but Ice Bear sometimes qualifies.
- Black Bead Eyes: Ice Bear could easily fit in Adventure Time.
- Sphere Eyes: Ice Bear's eyes grow big at times.
- Civilized Animal: Ice Bear lives in cave with phone, computer, and fridge. Ice Bear is not animal... metaphorically speaking.
- Cloud Cuckoo Lander: Nobody understand Ice Bear behavior.
- The Comically Serious: Ice Bear mostly deadpan.
- Cunning Linguist: Ice Bear speaks Korean. And Japanese. And Russian. And Pigeon.
- Cuteness Proximity: Ice Bear has soft spot for seals. A shame Ice Bears also eat them in wild.
- Deadpan Snarker: Ice Bear always at hand to make snappy one-liner.
- Death Glare: Ice Bear will shoot you one if food is ruined.
- Dull Surprise: Ice Bear shows little fear.
- Early-Installment Weirdness: Ice Bear used to talk a lot more in the original comics
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- Faster Than They Look: Ice Bear's size means nothing. Ice Bear has ninja moves.
- Fingerless Hands: Ice Bear has stubby paws.
- Full-Name Basis: Ice Bear always called full name by Ice Bear.
- Food as Bribe: Chloe lampshades in presentation. Ice Bear main motivation's free food.
- Funny Background Event: Ice Bear usually off being odd in background.
- Hidden Depths: Ice Bear is true renaissance bear, at basketball, cooking, ribbon dance, and more.
- Mad Scientist: Ice Bear has some issues with robots.
- Mother Russia Makes You Strong: Ice Bear is from and learned everything in Siberia.
- Must Have Caffeine: No. Ice Bear sticks to decaf for a reason.
- Ninja: Check Ice Bear's resume.
- Not So Stoic: Ice Bear is stoic and monotone, but Ice Bear still know to have fun. Proves Ice Bear not entirely unemotional.
- Ice Bear once flustered into mini-tantrum when food truck fails.
- Parental Abandonment: Ice Bear... lost mother to poachers... (sniffs) And Ice Bear also lost... Yuri. (sheds tear)
- The Quiet One: ...
- Real Men Wear Pink: Ice Bear likes dancing. Also knitting and weapons.
- Red Oni, Blue Oni: Grizzly is red, Ice Bear is blue.
- Renaissance Bear: Ice Bear is professional chef, ribbon dancer, bird talker, martial artist, list goes on.
- Ridiculously Cute Critter: Ice Bear is cute. Even more so when Ice Bear was cub.
- The Spock: Ice Bear prefers logic.
- The Stoic: Ice Bear not very emotional.
- Stout Strength: Ice Bear has no trouble with weight. Ice Bear always drive bottom tier.
- Supreme Chef: Ice Bear is excellent chef and only one to cook for brothers.
- Talking Animal: Ice Bear not fan of talking though.
- Third-Person Person: Ice Bear is Ice Bear.
- Trademark Favorite Food: Ice Bear likes fish.
- Tranquil Fury: If Ice Bear ever angry, expect this.
- The Unsmile: Cup cake...
- Vocal Dissonance: Ice Bear has deepest voice of three brothers despite being youngest.
- When He Smiles: Ice Bear is adorable with smile.
- Younger Than They Look: Despite Ice Bear being tallest, more responsible, and has deepest voice, Ice Bear actually youngest.
#IceBearForPresident
