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Asahi: And besides, the concept of girls stripping the moment you see them is way too cheap!
Toru: Wha... H-hey, you just made an enemy out of the entire magazine... Now the title in the next issue is going to be changed to "Sex Appeal Zero"...
Asahi: Come on... There's no way that would happen, right... Koyuki...?
Koyuki: [crouched in a corner, depressed air] Either way, even if someone like me strips, it's still Sex Appeal Zero...
Kuga: [crouched right next to her] Same here...
Koyuki: In any case! There's no way the big-chested Asahi-chan would understand how we flat-chested people feel!
Kuga: Yeah!
Asahi: It—it's not like I wanted it to turn out like this! Having big breasts has its troubles, too! Bras and stuff are expensive! And it doesn't look cute!
Kuga: I want to be able to say that, too!
Koyuki: Stop making us jealous with everything you say!
Toru: The battle between women has begun...

Misa: You were peeking inside my room, weren't you. You pervert.
Mayu: You're calling me a "pervert"?! I'm a girl, you know! There's no way I would do such a thing!
Misa: My, I'm sorry. I mistook you for a boy, what's with this masculine-looking attire and body of yours.
Mayu: Wait a sec. I understand for the attire, but what's with your body comment.
Misa: Your male-looking chest section got me to think this.
Mayu: Do you mean by this, that I'm a flat-chested girl? note 
Misa: Bingo! ♥ Absolutely correct.
Mayu: What a, what a, what a nerve! Aaaah, by any chance, you're a minion of the bad guys intent on deceiving me, aren't you! That's right, you definitely are one!
Misa: Wait, calm down!
Mayu: To mow down the evil in this world! To save people from distress! My soul burning with justice will ablaze my fighting spirit!! Here I come, evildoer!

The blood had been from a glancing blow, along the underside of my right breast. I traced it now, as I sat in front of the monitor, feeling the spot over where the scar would be. The fucking things were sharp enough to pierce my armor and silk both.
I could remember my outrage at that fact, the stupid, silly comment that had run through my mind, that I’d refused to say in fear that this video would somehow leak as well.
Can’t believe the blade hit such a small target.
Weaver, Worm

C.C.: So how do you feel riding Guren, Kallen?
Kallen: "How"...?
Ester: Get back Kallen. DM extermination is my specialty.
Kallen: Ester... are you mad about something?
Ester: I'm not frustrated... I'm not frustrated!
Kallen: You brought your triangle into the cockpit...
Ester! You're piloting the Guren wearing a bunny suit, aren't you?! So I'm bringing my work tool into mine too!
*ding ding ding*
C.C.: It looks like she really is that frustrated that she couldn't become a bunny (girl).
Kallen: Sure looks like it...
Kiderra: Woman's jealousy sure is scary...
Ester: I said I'm not frustrated! Even though I'm not that pretty, or elegant, or friendly, or good as serving...
C.C.: (to all the above points) To a destructive degree.
Ester: I'll live my life as a (DM) buster. So bring it on, DMs.
C.C.: Looks like everything got solved by itself.

Ibis: In this space where there is nothing cracks are... *the wall broke off, with Kusuha and Seolla appearing* You're the main girls from the other routes!
Kusuha & Seolla: Non-bouncing chest girl.
Ibis: (They broke through into this space to tell me THAT?) G-go away!!
*Sanger Zonvolt broke through another wall, topless, bounces his chest bulges. Then Ibis punched him on the face*

Taokaka: Hey, it's lacking lady!
Noel: Stop calling me that!
Announcer: The wheel of fate is turning.

(Avdol is smirking.)
Avdol: Anyway, I knew about that from the start.
(Shot of Mariah wrapped in Hermit Purple vines.)
Avdol: When I frisked her earlier, her chest felt way too stiff!
(Cut back to Avdol)
Avdol: I knew then that she was concealing something within.
(Avdol winks.)
Joseph: That's our Avdol!
Mariah: That could land you in jail...
Avdol: The fact that you padded your chest with bolts, Mariah... ...means you're flat.
(Cut to a SNES JoJo's Bizarre Adventure RPG spoof. Avdol's portrait is shown and Mariah is freaking out. It also notes that Mariah has taken 180 MP points in damage. Mariah throws a tantrum.)
Mariah: What makes you think I care?!
Avdol: You're flat!
Mariah: Shut up, you big dummy!
(Mariah runs away.)

(Chihaya joins Ritsuko on the beach.)
Chihaya: Do they really like the beach that much?
Azusa: It isn't really just the beach...
(Azusa and Takane join Chihaya and Ritsuko.)
Azusa: It's because everyone's together that it's fun.
Takane: In particular, the intense summer sun allows our hearts to be set free.
(Chihaya looks at Azusa and Takane's breasts.)
Chihaya: [squeezes her left fist] Damn! note 
(Much later, Chihaya takes a bath with Azusa and Ritsuko.)
Azusa: You seem pretty happy, Ritsuko-san.
Ritsuko: Yes, I guess I am. ... Huh? I forgot my conditioner.
Azusa: Use this.
(Azusa hands Ritsuko a bottle of conditioner. Meanwhile, Chihaya looks at Azusa and Ritsuko's chests.)
Chihaya: Damn!

Anna: Woah! You look amazing! What was all that groaning about being mortified? Were you worried the men's hearts would stop when they saw you? Very chivalrous, but I think you can make your debut with pride.
Cordelia: But know...
Anna: Your "you know"? Why are you holding our chest like that? Are you not feeling well? Here, let me have a look... Arms wide!
Cordelia: Ack! No, please don't! Please, milady—NOOOOOO!
Anna: ...Ohhh.
Cordelia: ......
Anna: I get it now. You're worried your size won't cut it with the guys, is that it?
Cordelia: M-must you be so direct?! *Sigh* Now everyone will know my breastplate is a sham.
Anna: Now, now. Don't be upset, Cordelia. We can't all have everything, you know. It's the flaws that bring out our beauty!
Cordelia: *Sniff* You mean it?
Ousai Academy Student Council Rules: #6! NEVER TALK ABOUT BREASTS!

Shinpachi: But then, why is your body unchanged?
(Gender-flipped) Gintoki: Pachi, that's rude! Look at her chest, it's as flat as Sekigahara! It's been razed to the gro—(is stabbed by a knife on the forehead)
Otae: And now I find Gin-san with this massive rack... (Grabs her boobs and started squeezing it REALLY hard) Good for you, then. Now you can fondle it at your heart's content! Heh heh heh heh...
(Gender-flipped) Gintoki: OWOWOWOW!! You're going to rip my boobs off!

Otae: Hey, what's with you all already!? Are you messing with me!?
(Gender-flipped) Okita: O-over there, boss lady! The enemy is over there!!
Otae: Well, your breasts are my enemies!!
Gintama (Same arc as the above, another scene)

Green Esmeraude: Well, you're just skinny, pimply schoolgirls with flat chests and flat butts!
Sailor Moon: Who are you calling "flat"?!
Sailor Moon R, Episode 76, Magic of Darkness: Esmeraude's Invasion (Viz Media dub)

Oh no! Unfortunately for all parties involved, Ruby is flat as a board! That probably won't work.

Shinomiya's chest is still growing! She is perfectly confident in her own body! But even so, as a weapon, it is objectively weak! It may as well be a pea-shooter! On the other hand, Fujiwara's have the offensive power of an army tank! When the two are compared, the difference is enough to induce utter despair!!

Melvin: I have doomed you to exist in your own worst nightmare: a world where everybody's breasts are bigger than yours!
Mai: Even Tristan's?
Melvin: Especially Tristan's!
Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series episode #43, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mai

Am I ever getting boobs, or what?...(The Spirits are Quiet?!)
Ellie, playing with an magic eight ball, The Last of Us

"We just don’t have anything in common any more, Summer". Oh, yeah, Ethan? What do you have in common with Tricia Lange? A mutual love of French cinema? The belief that a carbon tax is the only viable solution to climate change? Or could it be her MASSIVE STRIPPER TITTIES?!
Summer Smith, Rick and Morty, "The Whirly Dirly Conspiracy"


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