John Grant Albrecht (May 22, 1966) is an American actor, speech writer, presentation coach, and motivational speaker best known for Destroy All Humans! (2005), Destroy All Humans! Path of the Furon (2008), and Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater (2004).
Filmography
Film Roles
- 1990: Voodoo Dawn as Tony
- 2001: Cowboy Bebop: Knockin' on Heaven's Door as Hoffman
- 2002: Hack Liminality Vol 1 In The Case Of Mai Minase as various
- 2003: The Jungle Book 2 as various (Uncredited Role)
- 2003: S.W.A.T. as Desk Sergeant (uncredited)
- 2005: Tom and Jerry: The Fast and the Furry as Clown-O/Security Guard
- 2006: Happy Feet as various
- 2007: Hellyboy Animated Blood And Iron as Oliver Trombolt/various
- 2008: W. as Jaques Chirac (uncredited)
- 2010: Dantes Inferno An Animated Epic as Farinata/Ciacco
- 2013: Bayonetta Bloody Fate Beyonetta Buraddi Feito as Balder
Television Roles
- 1992: Loving as Crank Caller #1
- 1993: Law & Order as Boyd
- 1999-2000: Walker, Texas Ranger as Dan Johnson (2 episodes)
- 2000: Black Jack as Captain
- 2001: Touched by an Angel as Walter Harlow
- 2001: Just Shoot Me! as Evan Garrison
- 2001: Malcolm in the Middle as Tough Guy
- 2001-2003: Oswald as Leo/Customer #2/Stagehand/Bus Driver/Gingerbread Man #1
- 2002: Justice League as Gen. Hoffman
- 2002-2004: The Guardian as Mr. Greene/Attorney (4 episodes)
- 2004-2005: CSI: NY as Dr. Leonard Giles (5 episodes)
- 2005: All Grown Up! as Red/Rustler #1 (2 episodes)
- 2005: Yukikaze as various
- 2005-2006: My Life as a Teenage Robot as Dr. Locus/Guy #1/Worker #2 (2 episodes)
- 2007: Higglytown Heroes as Locksmith Hero
- 2007: ER as Ronny Faneca/ICU Attending (2 episodes)
- 2010: Brothers & Sisters as Joe Corvus
- 2010: Criminal Minds as Gregory Wilson
- 2010-2012: In Plain Sight as AUSA Tippy Boswell (3 episodes)
- 2012: Rizzoli & Isles as Dr. James Bacal
- 2016: Notorious as Donnie
- 2017: American Horror Story
- 2017: American Horror Story: Cult as Scott Anderson
Video Game Roles
- 2000: Command & Conquer: Red Alert 2 as Night Hawk/Soviet Vehicle
- 2002: NightFire as Power Plant Guards
- 2002: Emperor: Battle for Dune as Unit Response Voice
- 2003: Robin Hood Defender Of The Crown as Prince John
- 2003: Call of Duty as various
- 2004: Call Of Duty United Offensive as Russian Narrator/various
- 2003: Spawn: Armageddon as Reaver
- 2004: Onimsha Blade Warriors as Magoichi Saiga
- 2004: The Punisher as Crack Dealer/Chop Shop Worker/Yakuza/Fisk Industries Guard
- 2004: Doom³ as Video Logs/various
- 2005: Doom 3 Resurrection Of Evil as Video Logs
- 2004: Shark Tale as various Tenant Fish
- 2004: EverQuest II as Garvin Tralk/Khalil'Mun/various
- 2004: Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines as Kilpatrick/Grout/Dema/Bishop Vick/Johansen
- 2004: Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater as The End
- 2005: Metal Gear Solid 3 Subsistence as The End
- 2012: Metal Gear Solid Snake Eater 3 D as The End
- 2004: The Lord Of The Rings The Battle For Middle Earth as various
- 2006: The Lord Of The Rings The Battle For Middle Earth II as various
- 2006: The Lord Of The Rings The Battle For Middle Earth II The Rise Of The Witch King as various
- 2005: Destroy All Humans! as Crypospordium/G-Man #1/Urban Crazy/Urban Male
- 2006: Destroy All Humans! 2 as Cryptospordium
- 2008: Destroy All Humans! Path of the Furon as Cryptospridium/Jack Trippleson
- 2005: Age of Empires III as Various
- 2005: Gun as Federal Marshall/Deputy Bob the Blade
- 2006: Onimusha: Dawn of Dreams as various
- 2006: Star Wars: Empire at War as Imperial Officer #1/Rebel Field Coommander
- 2006: Syphon Filter: Dark Mirror as various
- 2006: The Ant Bully as Stan Beals/Generic Ant
- 2006: Scooby-Doo, Who's Watching Who? as Earl/Old Man Wiggins/Demon Shark
- 2006: Happy Feet as Eggbert the Elder
- 2007: Spider-Man 3 as various
- 2007: Conan as various
- 2007: Enemy Territory: Quake Wars as GDF Player/various
- 2007: No More Heroes as Death Metal/Count Townsend
- 2008: Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3 as Dreadnought
- 2008: Prince of Persia as The Warrior
- 2009: Company Of Heroes Tales Of Valor as Heimchlar/Hotchiss/Panther/German Officer on Radio
- 2009: Brütal Legend as Roadies
- 2009: Bayonetta as Balder/Lustitia/various
- 2014: Bayonetta 2 as Old Balder/Justitia/various
- 2011: Rage as Sheriff Black
- 2011: Star Wars: The Old Republic as Danbar Hue/Duras Fain/Ga'ram/Jax Dumont/Savorin Malfus the Seventh
Shorts
- 2001: Ferret And Parrot as Parrot/Phone Operator
- 2002: Love Thy Neighbor as Mr. Bixby
- 2003: Tis The Reason as Mr. Bixby
