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Just Shoot Me! (1997–2003) was an NBC Work Com about Maya Gallo (Laura San Giacomo), a highly qualified but difficult-to-work-with journalist, who, after alienating one news anchor too many, is forced to take a job with the trashy Cosmopolitan-esque fashion magazine run by her estranged father Jack Gallo (George Segal).

Originally focusing on the father-daughter relationship, the show quickly became a workplace ensemble piece. The other main characters included Dennis Finch (David Spade), Jack's snarky personal assistant; Nina Van Horn (Wendie Malick), a hard-partying ex-model turned fashion editor; and Elliott DiMauro (Enrico Colantoni), the head photographer and a relentless womanizer. Brian Posehn had a recurring role as Kevin, the weird and awkward mailroom clerk.

Notably predated Ugly Betty (as well as Yo soy Betty, la fea) and The Devil Wears Prada with the premise of a non-materialistic woman working for a shallow magazine. It was ultimately canceled due to Executive Meddling and being bounced around the schedule, though it managed to serve up a Grand Finale.

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This show provides examples of:

  • Accidental Marriage: Elliott and Maya end up briefly married after they accidentally take part in a cult's mass wedding ceremony.
  • Adam Westing/As Himself:
    • Ray Liotta as Kevin's cousin. He has an almost childlike enthusiasm in general, he's obsessed with Christmas, and claims that he's much more like his character in Operation: Dumbo Drop than his character in GoodFellas.
    • Mark Hamill shows up as... Mark Hamill. Fanboy Finch drives him nuts with endless questions about the Star Wars movies.
    • Speaking of which, George Lucas is an old friend of Jack's. He ends up punching Finch in the face.
    • "My Dinner with Woody" has Maya date a man who thinks he's Woody Allen. At the end, the real Woody appears via phone call.
    • In "Toy Story", Jack buys a horse with Robert Goulet, then regrets it when it appears that the horse is too psychologically disturbed to race. Nina uses her horse-whispering skills to determine the cause of the horse's trauma - Goulet has been verbally abusing the animal.
  • Aesop Amnesia:
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    • Maya repeatedly learned that she was subject to the same foibles as everyone else. Then completely forgot this lesson by the next episode.
    • Jack often learned that it was bad to manipulate people... until the next time he needed to manipulate them.
  • The Alleged Boss: Jack.
  • All Part of the Show: Maya's murder mystery party. Her neighbor, Professor Gladstone, dies suddenly, and everyone assumes he's an actor playing a character. This continues until a real police officer shows up to investigate the death, and everyone gives him the information on their characters' cards, making the officer think they're all nuts. It culminates with the game organizer getting fed up, grabbing a prop gun and declaring that he's going to kill his agent for not getting him a better job, and getting tackled by the officer. Everyone assumes that this means he was the murderer, and they don't quite grasp the reality of the situation:
    Maya: Okay, everybody listen very carefully: while I greatly appreciate the enthusiasm you have all displayed this evening, the murder mystery is over! *This* is a real cop! And Larry is in real pain! But most importantly, Professor Gladstone is actually dead! In real life!
    (Cue card timer dings)
    Elliott (reading from card): She's gone mad from syphillis!
  • All Women Love Shoes
    • When Jack is trying to distract Maya from changing the magazine, one of the gifts he showers her with is a large selection of shoes. Maya decides she can't be bought, and insists on returning all his gifts... except for one pair of shoes, which she claims can't be returned because they're "slightly scuffed".
    • Nina's daughter wants to take the granddaughter to a planetarium, but the granddaughter wants to go shoe shopping instead; Nina excitedly votes for shoe shopping.
    • At one point, Nina considers cutting off a toe just so she can fit into a sexy pair of pumps.
  • Amateur Film-Making Plot: Dennis attends a college film class and makes a semi-autobiographical film The Burning House with the help of his coworkers and David Hasselhoff. Interestingly, most of this is shown as a behind-the-scenes documentary by another film student.
  • Auto Erotica: After breaking up with his girlfriend, Elliott hooks up with Maya in the back seat of the prop car occupying his studio.
  • Awesomeness by Analysis: Dennis is able to tell that Maya and Elliott are hooking up merely by mentally comparing a bite mark on Elliott's apple and a hickey on Maya's neck. He also uses word association to figure out that Jack is meeting with George Lucas, despite Jack only saying that he has plans.
  • Bedmate Reveal: When Elliot and Maya go on their first "dinner meeting", Maya's former assistant Cindy ends up coming along. As a result, Maya and Elliot end up drinking quite a bit during the dinner. Elliot wakes up the next morning to find himself in bed with who he assumes is Maya, but it turns out he went to bed with Cindy.
  • Benevolent Boss / Pointy-Haired Boss: Jack vacillates between the two. Despite his sometimes being in conflict with his employees, a flashback episode reveals that each of the main characters were hitting Rock Bottom before Jack discovered their talents and hired them and he does care for each of them.
  • Berserk Button: Elliott doesn't react well when you criticize his work.
  • Bigger Is Better in Bed: Subverted with Finch, who happens to be unusually well-endowed, but is such a sicko that no woman will give him the time of day (to the immense relief of his male co-workers).
    Jack: It's a story as old as time. Great product, bad sales department.
  • Blind Mistake: Nina accidentally gives Jack breath freshener instead of eye drops, causing him to need to wear patches over both of his eyes. She guides him around the office until he declares that he knows the layout and that he's going to the bathroom by himself. He ends up walking into the elevator to relieve himself.
  • Bob from Accounting: Early episodes have characters mention Baxter from accounting.
  • Bookcase Passage: In the final episode, Finch reveals that Jack had one installed a while back between the liquor cabinet in his office and the bookcase by the stairs in case he needed to make a quick getaway for some reason. It's used to get in when Jack locks himself in his office.
  • Book Dumb: Nina.
  • Breaking the Fourth Wall:
    • In "Erlene and Boo", Dennis goes to bed with Nina's half-sister Erlene, played by Brooke Shields. Halfway through the scene, Shields breaks character and questions why her character would sleep with him. Laura San Giacomo (Maya) informs her that David Spade had paid off the writers to have his character end up with beautiful women.
    • In "My Dinner with Woody", Maya appears to be talking directly to the audience as she relates the story of spending time with a Woody Allen impersonator. The end of the episode reveals that she was talking to a previously offscreen man carrying a water jug.
  • Breakout Character: Dennis Finch.
    • To a lesser extent, Nina.
  • Brick Joke:
    • Early in one episode, Jack uses silence as psychological warfare to get Dennis to confess to calling a sex line on the company phone. After Jack explains that people with a guilty conscience will admit their wrongdoing because they hate silence that much, Dennis uses it on Nina, who then attempts to use it on Jack (even though Jack walked over to tell her the things she was "extracting" from him anyway). Nobody attempts to use the trick again, but later on, the staff has a moment of silence for Blush's first employee, who had just passed away. Kevin walks in with his squeaky mail cart and sees everyone staring silently at him:
    Kevin: We were stranded in the snow! Our radio was broken! For the love of God, we had to eat something!
    • At the beginning of "Pictures of Lily", Jack demonstrates a pocket-sized lie detector that analyzes the stress patterns in a person's voice; if they lie, it vibrates and says, "Liar!", while it dings if they're truthful. Jack and Simon play around with it for about thirty seconds (with Simon admitting that he enjoys the vibration) and then it is immediately forgotten about. Toward the end of the episode, Jack takes a phone call from Simon (who had been fighting with Nina), and relaying Simon's call to Nina, helps them make up to the point where Nina, caught up in the moment, kisses Jack. As she leaves to finish reconciling with him:
    Jack: Tell Simon that kiss didn't affect me at all!
    Lie detector: Liar!
    Jack: Huh. The vibration does feel good.
    (The lie detector dings.)
  • British Rockstar:
    • Simon, Nina's boyfriend in the final season.
    • Nick, who appeared in the season two episode "Nina in the Cantina".
  • Bunny-Ears Lawyer: Everybody in the main cast. Despite all of their quirks, they're very good at their jobs.
  • Butt-Monkey:
    • Originally defined by his womanizing, Elliott gradually morphs into the show's punching bag.
    • Nina is often the victim of a conspiracy by Elliott and Finch to make a fool of her. Often these attempts backfire and Nina (usually unwittingly) comes out on top.
  • Camp Straight:
    • Kyle, a male model played by Andy Dick.
    • Nina's magician boyfriend in "Mayas and Tigers and Deans, Oh My".
  • The Casanova: Elliott, but Finch later becomes one too, often at inopportune times.
  • Casanova Wannabe: Finch, especially during the early seasons.
  • Casting Gag:
    • Nina was written as a former fashion model a little past her prime. Wendie Malick, with her former modeling career, was an obvious casting choice, and the photos on the wall of Nina's office are from Wendie's modeling days.
    • Aside from the deceased Phil Hartman, all of the male cast members of Newsradio guest starred on the show at some point. Andy Dick in "Finch Gets Dick", Dave Foley in "Blind Ambition", Joe Rogan in "A Beautiful Mind", Stephen Root in "Blush Gets Some Therapy", and Jon Lovitz in "A Simple Kiss of Fate".
  • Cats Are Mean: Dennis brings his cat Spartacus to work. Despite not actually appearing onscreen, Spartacus menaces everyone he comes into contact with, including Dennis. Until Maya and Jack accidentally kill him.
  • Celebrity Is Overrated: In "Liotta? Liotta!", Ray Liotta wants to date Maya, but Maya informs him that while she likes him, she couldn't handle the hassles of dating a celebrity. Ray decides to quit show business in order to be part of a "normal couple" with her. At first, he is excited about being just a normal guy, but eventually realizes that he misses both the spotlight and all the perks that come with being famous.
  • Chekhov's Ashes: In "Bye Bye, Binnie". Nina carries around the urn of her best friend's ashes, acting as if she were still alive. One morning she finds the urn empty and realizes that putting it in the mechanical bull at a bar was maybe not the best idea.
  • Chivalrous Pervert: Dennis may make sexual remarks and ogle any woman who walks by, but in "Miss Pretty", he loudly admits that he writes the titular advice column to prevent Maya from going on a getaway with a creep that she assumes writes for the column.
  • Christmas Carolers: In "Jesus, It's Christmas", Nina gets caught in the elevator with some carolers, so she threatens them with a fake gun to get them to shut up. Later in the episode, Jack and Maya decide to take the stairs just to avoid said carolers.
  • Christmas Episode: Three: "Jesus, It's Christmas" in Season Two, "How the Finch Stole Christmas" in Season Three, and "Christmas? Christmas!" in Season Six.
  • Chubby Chaser:
    • One of Maya's dates is attracted to fat women, and is stealthily trying to make Maya gain weight. When Maya confronts him with the truth, he tries to entice her with promises of never having to diet or exercise again (which humorously causes Maya to rethink it for a second). "OK, fifty pounds and I'll spring for the elastic pants!"
    • After Elliot goes joyriding in the car he sold to Jack after he stole it back from Jack, it's revealed that Jack hid a video recorder in it fr security reasons. The tape shows Elliott driving around town, trying to pick up women. While they aren't seen on the tape, Elliott refers to them as "heavyset honeys" (to himself).
  • Chuck Cunningham Syndrome: Maya's roommate, Wally, who disappeared after the first six episodes and was never mentioned again.
  • Comically Missing the Point: Jack and Simon order a pizza from a place that has to deliver within 4 minutes otherwise they get it for free. Jack bribes the doorman with $100 to stall the delivery guy. So basically he paid $100 for a pizza.
  • Cool Big Sis: Nina would sometimes play this role to Maya and/or Finch.
  • Creator Breakdown: In-universe.
    • In "Puppetmaster", Maya dates the puppeteer behind a popular children's show. A panda Expy of Maya soon appears and each real-life date is somehow reflected on the show (such as the panda hogging all of the pizza). It gets so out of hand that Maya assaults him on live television.
    • In "War and Sleaze", Maya suspects that the Blush astrologer's heart just isn't committed to her work anymore.
    Jack: (reading) Pisces. Something bad may or may not happen to you. (puts magazine down and looks at Maya in mock horror) I'm a Pisces!
  • Crossdresser:
    • Nina spends an entire episode fretting about the auction of her famous bikini, which a Japanese businessman wants to turn into a museum piece. At the end, we see the businessman dressed in her bikini while dancing to disco music.
    • In "The Withholder", Jack has to wear a dress on the golf course after losing a bet with Donald Trump. It actually ends up helping him, as he's so focused on being embarrassed about being in a dress that he doesn't overthink his swing like he usually does and ends up having one of the best games of his life.
    • It's mentioned that Jack makes Finch try on dresses that he intends to give his wife Allie as gifts since the two are apparently the same size.
    • In "Dial 'N' for Murder", when Jack talks to Maya about the kinds of things people are into, he mentions "a powerful executive" dressing up as Carol Channing from time to time. He even admits it's "weird, maybe, but still no reason to be hassled in the parking lot."
  • Cross-Referenced Titles:
    • Season Four had the unrelated episodes "When Nina Met Elliott", "When Nina Met Elliott's Mom", and "When Nina Met Her Parents".
    • The two Ray Liotta episodes in Season Six, "Christmas? Christmas!" and "Liotta? Liotta!", followed by the Season Seven episode "Halloween? Halloween!" (which did not feature Liotta).
  • Deadpan Snarker: All of the main cast, but Dennis Finch is the primary example.
  • Did You See That Too?? "Dog Day Afternooon":
    Dennis: Is that a dog?
    Nina: Oh, thank God! You see it, too.
  • Disability as an Excuse for Jerkassery: In "Blind Ambition", Dave Foley plays a blind man who is not only bitter about his condition, but is just a jerk in general. When he and Maya go to the movies, he asks her to explain everything that's happening on screen, then blows up at the theater patrons who ask the pair to be quiet, unconcerned with how embarrassed Maya is about the situation. He convinces Maya to forgive him for his behavior, and the two decide to watch a movie at home instead. He brings a porno tape, and impatiently demands that Maya give him all the details she can about the female lead's anatomy. Maya finally dumps him for this.
  • Distaff Counterpart: "The Two Faces of Finch" introduces Betsy Frayne, a female version of Finch. There's a reason for it, though. It turns out that Finch copied his entire personality from her.
  • Distracted by the Sexy: Various men around Nina. She does it on purpose.
  • Does This Remind You of Anything?:
    • All the articles in Blush, which is to be expected of an Expy of Cosmopolitan. This influences to the staff's dialog around the office as well.
    • In "Nina's Birthday", Maya's roommate Wally says he used to stare at Nina's poster every night. "Sometimes twice a night."
    • In "College or Collagen", Jack begins playing bridge with Finch instead of his wife. Their partnership is treated like an illicit love affair.
    Finch: Come on, one more time... let's do it.
    Jack: Dammit, you've got me thinking with my deck!
  • Don't Look at Me!: Finch says this twice, when he cries over King Lear, once when Maya tells him the story and again during the actual play.
  • Dream Within a Dream: In one episode's opening, Maya walks into Jack's office to be greeted by Hugh Hefner and a playmate. He tells her that he bought the magazine from Jack and hands her a skimpy uniform to wear. She wakes up on the couch in the office, asking herself why she was dreaming that, only for Dennis (now sitting at the desk but still with the playmate) to inform her that she wasn't, because they're all actually in his dream.
  • Dress Hits Floor: When Maya does her photo shoot in "Maya's Nude Photos", she starts off wearing a robe, but right as she begins taking pictures, the camera cuts to a shot of her bare feet and the robe falling to the floor around them.
  • Drink Order: Finch always orders a Sea Breeze.
  • Dude Looks Like a Lady: Dennis is sometimes mistaken for a woman due to his slight physique and long-ish hair. He mentions having a resemblance to Ellen when wondering why his dad assumes that he's gay, but he still keeps the long hair throughout the series.
  • Dude, Not Ironic: In "When Nina Met Elliott", after Nina realizes that she was the one who ran Elliott over that day he was going to propose to his girlfriend, the following exchange occurs:
    Nina: You know what's ironic? The same day I ran Elliott down, is the same day I ruined his life forever.
    Maya: That's not ironic, that's what happened!
    Nina: So true.
    • And later, after Elliott realizes that marrying the woman would have been a huge mistake:
      Elliott: It's ironic, but you running me over that night may have been the best thing that ever happened to me.
      Nina: Elliott, that's not ironic, that's what happened.
  • Embarrassing Middle Name: Dennis Quimby Finch. He lied that it was Eastwood to his wife, and after she knew the truth he still lies about it being "Gaelic for brave warrior."
  • Erotic Dream: In the first season, Maya has a sex dream about Elliott and he ends up having one about her as well.
  • Erotic Eating: After Jack hooks up with Naomi, the flirting extends to his office afterward while Maya is there. There's some sharing of a strawberry, much to Maya's discomfort:
    Maya: Oh, my god, if one of you picks up a banana, I'm just gonna shoot myself.
  • Escalating Punchline: After Pete leaves Vicki because he has feelings for Maya, Kevin ends up delivering some flowers to Maya when she's with Vicki and Nina:
    Vicki: Who are those from?
    Maya: Um, they're from my elderly female neighbor. I'm house-sitting her cat.
    (Kevin hands her a bottle of champagne)
    Maya: She likes me to drink with her cat.
    (Kevin produces a box of chocolates as well)
    Maya: And eat delicious chocolates. The cat doesn't eat them; he just plays with the wrappers.
    Kevin: They are fun..."crinkle crinkle crinkle!"
  • Everything's Better with Monkeys:
    • In "Sewer!", Dennis hires the actor from Jack's favorite childhood show to attend his birthday party, while Nina brings in an orangutan (the hero in the show had a monkey sidekick). Nina ends up spending the day babysitting the orangutan.
    Dennis: I've seen this one. Every which way but sober.
    • When Maya anonymously gifts Vicki money, the latter buys a number of frivolous things, including a baby monkey that the whole office admires. After learning that the money she got was from Maya and wasn't a bonus, she hands the monkey off to Maya.
    Dennis: Hey, when did you and Elliott have a kid?
  • Expansion Pack Past: Nina. A separate page would be required to list all the examples.
  • The Faceless: Nina's friend Binnie only appears twice. The first time, she is covered head to toe in bandages, and the second time, we only see her from the back.
  • Failed Attempt at Drama: After Jack gives Nina and Elliott tickets to King Lear (which they were only after because it meant a trip to London on a private jet), Maya delivers a Shakespearean speech about how he was swayed by the words of people who were only after something and ignoring those that care about him. She attempts to storm out, but Jack's door-opening device (which had been getting more and more erratic throughout the episode) was stuck on "closed" and she couldn't get out.
  • Fanservice: The Blush covers that are shown between scenes.
    • Also, the setting is a fashion magazine and often features real-life supermodels as guest stars.
  • Fashion Designer: Dana Carvey played a designer who thought Nina dissed him, but it was Maya who felt his designs were just empty flash. At the end of the episode, he tricks Maya into publicly wearing a Vapor Wear design.
  • Fashion Model: Being set in the offices of a fashion magazine, naturally it has fashion models as extras and supporting characters. Most of them serve as Girl of the Week for Elliott or Dennis, although one minor arc had Dennis marry a model (played by real model Rebecca Romijn). One of the main characters, Nina Van Horn, is a former model now working as the magazine's head of fashion.
  • "Fawlty Towers" Plot: A lot of episodes were like this. Finch fixes everything, since he's the world's greatest assistant.
  • Formerly Fat:
    • Elliott used to be picked on in high school due to his weight. When he goes back for the funeral of his teacher, he attempts to gloat over how he lost the weight and became a successful photographer for a fashion magazine. The bullies instead pick on him for becoming bald.
    • Maya occasionally makes reference to having been fat as a child.
  • Formerly Fit: In "Steamed", Nina can't stop gloating when she discovers that a former rival is now fat. The show plays with it, however; the fat woman has found inner peace and is genuinely happy, while Nina is still plagued by insecurity about losing her looks.
  • Friendly Scheming: In "Funny Girl", a prank Maya pulls on Elliott seems to go horribly awry, but the whole thing turns out to be one massive prank on her orchestrated by Dennis.
  • Fur and Loathing: Parodied a few times.
  • Fur Bikini: Nina wore a leopard skin bikini years before, and is still proud of the accidents the billboards caused.
  • George Washington Slept Here: Jack's country house is next to a cabin where Washington planned the Battle of Yorktown. He tore it down years ago to build a tennis court. Which he doesn't use anymore.
  • Get Ahold Of Yourself Man: Dennis delivers a slap to Elliott when he starts freaking out about his proposal to Maya.
  • The Ghost
    • Jack's wife Allie is mentioned constantly but never appears. Until the fifth season finale.
    • An employee named Baxter (usually referred to as "Baxter in Accounting" but occasionally has other jobs) is frequently mentioned but never seen.
    • Played with regarding Nina's friend Binnie. In "The Mask", Elliott and Finch realize that nobody else at the magazine has actually met Binnie and wonder if Nina has been making her up the whole time. They discover that she is, in fact, real... but when we see her, she's covered in bandages, so we still don't get a clear look at her face.
  • Gilligan Cut: Dennis gets fired after Jack catches him sleeping with Allie. He refuses to accept it, claiming that it's not happening and that things can't end there. The next shot is two security guards throwing him out.
  • Girl-on-Girl Is Hot: The entire premise of "Two Girls for Every Boy". Finch learns that an attractive female model has a crush on Maya, and does everything in his power to get them to hook up. Not only that, but random men all over town are willing to help him with whatever he needs once he tells them what he's trying to accomplish.
  • Glory Days: Nina and Jack sometimes lament their best times.
  • Good Angel, Bad Angel: Subverted. Finch asks where his good angel is and is told he doesn't have one.
  • Got Me Doing It: Jack describes a (fake) new employee as "totally whack". When Dennis looks confusedly at him, he explains that his cable is stuck on MTV. He then goes on to say, "that fool be trippin'!" Later on, he claims that all Elliott has ever fought for is "the right to get freaky with [his] bitches", at which point Dennis tells Jack he'll work on getting the cable fixed.
  • Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow: Elliott, in a flashback to his fateful meeting with Jack.
  • Happy Place: Dennis drifts into his a few times in the series, notably when his dad tells him that he and Nina are engaged.
  • Hidden Depths: Kevin creeps nearly everyone out with his bizarre comments, his obsession with Nina, and simply being a rather quiet and awkward giant of a man, but it's revealed in one episode that he can sing opera incredibly well.
  • Hired for Their Looks: Maya does an experiment for an article in which she sends two people to interview for the same job, one extremely qualified but homely-looking, the other a handsome but dim-witted model. The model gets the job, as Maya predicted, but she also ends up falling in love with him.
  • Hollywood Homely: In-universe, Maya in the first season. Afterwards, the writers realized that Laura San Giacomo was way too attractive to pass off as "homely".
    • Even so, they were still able to get mileage out of the general idea, since Maya is the Wrong Kind Of Pretty in the world of fashion.
    • Likewise, the "average" model in Maya's Hired for Their Looks experiment was actually quite handsome in his own right, and seemed to be the only person to realize it.
  • Hot Librarian: Maya; while she does dress fashionably, she's far more sartorially conservative than the rest of the female cast.
  • How Did That Get in There?: Finch invites a woman over for sex and proceeds to "set the mood with some tunes". Cue "Tomorrow" from Annie, followed by Finch abruptly changing the music to a motivational tape, before finally finding "a stanky groove".
  • How the Character Stole Christmas: Finch, of course.
  • Hypocrite:
    • Maya shills her feminist ideals repeatedly, yet she dates hunks and womanisers, respectively rewarding them for getting by on their looks and objectifying women.
    • In "Old Boyfriends", Jack is called a hypocrite for objecting to Maya dating an older man.
  • Hypocritical Humor: Jack waxes poetic about how people are like snow cones - we're all made of the same stuff, but underneath the syrup, "we're all equally delicious!"
    Elliott: —But blue's the best.
    Jack: [shrug] Well, blue is the best.
    • "I think it's pathetic. Guys bragging about sleeping with models. I mean, you don't hear me bragging and I've slept with hundreds."
  • I Have This Friend...: In "Finch Gets Dick", Jack assumes this is in play when Finch asks him for advice. When Finch tells Jack that a guy named Kyle is trying to sleep with his wife, Jack suggests that the "guy" is really Finch and that he's having a "little problem" when trying to sleep with her. Jack eventually learns that there really is a guy.
    Jack: There really is a Kyle!
  • Idea Bulb: When Jack is trying to think of a hot story to give a newscaster to distract from his own unsavory one, Dennis (whose marriage to Adrienne has just ended) walks in to change a light bulb directly above Jack's head. As soon as Dennis gets it working, Jack realizes that there's someone in the room with a hot story about heartbreak...
  • Idiosyncratic Wipes: The headlines on the cover of Blush are used as transitions.
  • If It's You, It's Okay: When Finch's friend Brandi (formerly Bert) finds out that their old classmate Allison had a crush on Bert, she decides to go after her, even after Finch confirms that Brandi is into guys.
  • Immune to Drugs: Nina, seemingly.
  • Impossibly Awesome Magic Trick: In "Mayas and Tigers and Deans, Oh My", Nina dates a stage magician who manages to hide tickets inside an unpeeled banana... that Finch brought from home... from across the room. Finch is more squicked out than impressed.
  • I'm Cold... So Cold...: In "War and Sleaze", when Finch puts himself in the way of a fizzy soda can, protecting Jack from ruining his tuxedo, Finch utters the trope and the rest of the scene plays out like something out of a war film, with Jack comforting the "dying" Finch, assuring him everything's going to be just fine.
  • I'm Standing Right Here: In "Maya's Nude Photos", when Maya's photography class has their work examined by the teacher:
    Martin: [to the class] What has Greenberg captured here? The essence of a flower, or the point of view of an aggressively average thinker?
    Greenberg: Dude, I'm right here!
  • Inflation Negation: "The Kiss" has a landlady who is apparently so far behind the times that she charges ridiculously low prices for her apartments, resulting in her tenants doing all her shopping for her to prevent her from catching on. In the end, it turns out that she is secretly in on it.
  • Inner Monologue: One episode demonstrated the monologues of a few characters when they're supposedly listening to one of Maya's ideas: Jack imagines he's batting for the Giants, Elliott starts thinking about his baldness, and Dennis starts musing about working out.
  • Interchangeable Asian Cultures: Elliot manages to mistake a Japanese-American advertiser for the Chinese takeout delivery guy, then when Jack arranges for an apology later...he mistakes a different man, who's Chinese-American and has worked for him for years (but he never noticed), for the first guy. The two meet in the elevator later, with the Chinese-American man commenting "Must be the year of the jackass."note 
  • Intoxication Ensues: Lemon Wacky Hello was the former Trope Namer.
  • Irony: Maya goes through various clever plans to get Elliott's brother, Donnie, to admit to faking being "slow," all to no avail. But one thirty-second talk with the thick-headed Jack is enough for Donnie to blow his stack and expose the ruse to everyone.
  • I Thought Everyone Could Do That: Finch.
    Jack: So, you've never compared yourself to other guys?
    Finch: Only guys in pornos. I just figured I was... a little bigger than average.
    Elliott: ...You son of a bitch.
  • It's a Costume Party, I Swear!: Maya is tricked into dressing up for Halloween, when no one else was. Nina is wearing a leopard print coat, but forgot it was Halloween.
  • It's a Long Story: Kevin says this after telling Elliott that he has butterflies in his stomach. They're real, and when he's on a date, he coughs one of them up.
  • I Was Quite a Looker: Nina's legendary bikini billboard is reported to have caused many a car pileup.
  • Jerk with a Heart of Gold: All of the main cast. They all have some jerkish qualities and snark at each other, but they always look out for one another and come through for each other when push comes to shove.
  • Jerkass: Elliott's brother Donnie who faked having an accident and pretended to be slow when he was 18 so everyone would do everything for him and when he's caught in the act, he ends up scamming Elliott out of $50,000.
  • Kavorka Man:
  • Kindhearted Cat Lover: Finch loves cats.
  • Lady Drunk: Nina
  • Last-Name Basis: Most characters refer to Finch by his last name. Apart from family and girlfriends, the only person who consistently calls him Dennis is Jack.
  • Leno Device: Finch appears on Jay Leno after falling into a gorilla pen on Secretary's Day. Another time, Ray Liotta, who used to date Maya, appears on Jay Leno several times throughout the episode talking directly to Maya.
  • Let the Past Burn: In-universe example: this is how Dennis' student film The Burning House ends.
  • Line-of-Sight Name: When Dennis decides that he wants one of the executive parking spaces, he comes up with an imaginary new executive to create an open spot. When coming up with a name, he happens to be looking at Kevin, coming up with the names "Johnny Nosenglasses" and "Weirdo McScareskids". After Jack yells over the P.A. for Dennis to bring him his berries and toast, Dennis settles on the name, "Barry Toastman".
  • The Loins Sleep Tonight: Elliott gets this once, when he tries to deny the fact that he and Maya accidentally got married.
  • The Mafia: In "Jack Vents", Elliott gets upset when he's assumed to be connected to the mob just because he's Italian. Then he gets curious and starts trying to find out if he's actually connected. He's thrilled when he gets a mob enforcer to show up at Blush; however, said enforcer is not happy with Elliott for wasting his time.
  • Manly Tears:
    • Finch in reaction to King Lear. "Don't look at me!"
    • When Finch, Elliott, and Jack watch Brian's Song.
    • Once the writers discovered that Enrico Colantoni was skilled at crying for laughs, Elliott's character got a lot weepier.
  • The Masochism Tango: "You're calling from the cage, aren't you?"
  • Massive Multiplayer Scam: When Finch wanted to show Maya how to pull off real pranks.
  • May–December Romance:
    • Jack has a habit of this. Fortunately, he goes after legal aged girls.
    • In "Old Boyfriends", Maya dates a man her father's age.
    • In "Nina's Birthday", Nina hooks up with Maya's roommate Wally, then brags about sleeping with a man half her age.
    • In "Dial N for Murder", Finch has an affair with Nina's old agent.
    • In "Sid and Nina", a 13-year-old boy tries to seduce Nina. Thankfully, she refuses.
  • Mistaken for Gay: Finch's old-fashioned firefighting father concludes that Dennis is gay and makes an embarrassing show of acceptance. It's with some discomfort that he realizes that while Dennis is straight, one of his more traditionally masculine brothers isn't.
    • In "Halloween? Halloween!", Finch is mistaken for a lesbian by a gay woman.
    • In "Mayas, Tigers, and Deans, Oh My!", Nina dates a stage magician that everyone (including her) assumes is gay due to his mannerisms. When he finds out, he replies with, "I'm not gay, I'm British!"
    • There are occasional jokes where a guest character thinks Maya is a lesbian.
  • Mistaken for Racist: Elliott mistakes an Asian-American client for the Chinese food delivery guy. Jack's attempt to set things right backfires when the person he thinks is the returning client is actually a Blush employee of several years. To cap it off, Elliott is drinking a Slushie and gets brain freeze. Holding his temples so tightly his eyes slant, he bows back and forth saying "Ah, so cold!" - just as the client returns to be insulted a second time.
  • Mistaken Nationality: Maya is occasionally mistaken for a Puerto Rican.
  • Misunderstood Loner with a Heart of Gold: Kevin; he has some creepy qualities when it comes to women, but for the most part he's a nice guy with really low self esteem.
  • Mondegreen: Nina and Elliott get into an argument about whether the lyrics of their favourite blues song are "Stone for my pillow" (because the singer is sleeping in the street) or "Slow, foamy killer" (referring to malt liquor). They call the singer's widow, who tells them that it is "Cold armadillo", but it was actually Finch messing with them.
  • Moustache de Plume: In universe example, inverted. The advice column "Miss Pretty" is actually written by Finch.
  • Mrs. Robinson: Nina often sleeps with men half her age. She is a former supermodel, after all.
  • The Muse: Elliott tries to get Horst, a depressed photographer with a hate-hate relationship with Nina, back into photography. He suggests that Nina is Horst's muse due to the emotions she stirs in him. Horst angrily rejects the idea. Once Elliott talks to Horst about his failed relationship with Maya and starts crying, it turns out that Nina wasn't the muse, after all:
    Horst: I see your pain, and it is beautiful! (Begins taking pictures of Elliott)
    Elliott: I am your muse?
    Horst: You are my muse!
    Elliott: I am your muse!
    Horst: Take off your shirt!
    'Elliott: What?
    Horst: Do it, muse!
    • Jack later comes across one of Horst's photographs on the street, featuring Elliot posing naked while crying.
  • New Technology Is Evil: In "The Walk", Elliott buys a digital camera, and mentions its features to anyone within earshot.
    Jack: Is that a new camera?
    Elliott: It sure is. Completely digital. Has an 8000-pixel viewfinder and an 18-bit filter.
    Jack: What does that mean?
    Elliott: I'm not sure, but it sure is shiny.
    • And later:
    Elliott: Check this out. 1,200 by 900 dpi.
    Maya: What does that mean?
    Elliott: You know, it's digital, it's a very complicated process. I don't have time to explain it.
    Maya: You don't know, do you?
    Elliott: You open it up and there's no film, Maya!
  • No Celebrities Were Harmed: The original pitch for the series was Janeane Garofalo getting stuck in a waiting room with a model with whom she has nothing in common. Garofalo later became the template for Maya's character.
  • Nobody Loves the Bassist: In "Nina in the Cantina", Nina keeps reminiscing about the "magical weekend" she once spent with the lead singer of a famous rock band. When she discovers that she actually slept with the bassist, she is horrified.
  • Noodle Incident:
    Nina Van Horn: Dennis, I need Baxter the intern to run an errand for me.
    Dennis Finch: The last time he did that he ended up in a Mexican prison.
    Pamela: I think you know what this is for! (slaps Nina)
    Nina: I do. And I think you know what this is for! (slaps Pamela)
    Pamela: No. What?
    Nina: For slapping me!
  • Not Even Bothering with an Excuse:
    • Dennis excuses himself from listening to one of Nina's stories with:
    "Oh, I just remembered: You're boring, and my legs work."
    • Nina rejects an invitation from Maya, saying she can't come because she doesn't want to.
  • Not So Above It All: Maya, from falling for a guy based on appearance, to wearing a "Fairy Princess" dress for Halloween.
  • Not What It Looks Like: When Jack accidentally ends up locked in an airplane bathroom with one of his former wives, their struggle to get out sounds like them having sex. When they finally get out, a man waiting for the bathroom congratulates them on joining the Mile-High Club. After denying it to the passenger, he mentions that he's actually been a member for years.
  • Obfuscating Disability: Elliott's brother Donnie pretended to be mentally disabled since he graduated from high school to avoid responsibility.
  • Obfuscating Stupidity: What "Slow" Donnie does.
  • Odd Friendship: Nina and Elliott. Although they snark at each other endlessly, they are fairly similar and tend to enjoy themselves a great deal.
  • One Steve Limit: Averted.
    • Maya dates two different men named Chris.
    • Finch pursues two different women named Amy.
  • Only a Lighter: In "Jesus, It's Christmas", Nina scares some carolers by pulling out her pistol lighter. She later gives it to Jack as a present, and it gets him in trouble when he gets caught in an illegal immigration sting.
  • Organ Autonomy: In "Lemon Wacky Hello", Jack develops a form of this (or at least thinks he does) after eating the titular candy. He refers to his right hand as Lester, holding it like a hand puppet and providing a voice for it at first. When the police show up to talk to Nina about her stolen purse, Jack tells Lester to "act like [his] hand". When Jack tries to talk to the officer, his "Lester" hand pops up, but he grabs it with his left hand and forces it down under the desk.
  • Out-of-Context Eavesdropping: Near the beginning of "The First Thanksgiving", Jack sleeps with Elliott's mom. As he and Maya discuss it in the kitchen, Finch and Nina overhear various parts of the conversation, causing Finch to believe that his date slept with Jack and Nina to believe that Finch's date is going to replace her at work. When they both separately confront him later, the wording of the ensuing conversations and the lack of names used causes Jack to believe that Finch is in love with Elliott's mom and that Nina sees her as a sexual rival, when in reality, neither of them knows the truth until the end of the episode.
  • Out with a Bang:
    • Of a sort-Nina sent a man into cardiac arrest by flashing him.
    • In "Dial N for Murder", Nina's suicidal former agent hopes to invoke this by seducing Finch, expecting that the excitement will cause her heart to give out. However, the old lady has so much more stamina than him that Finch is the one who ends up in an ambulance. He was still begging for more as the paramedics were wheeling him out.
  • Paintball Episode: "War and Sleaze".
  • Parental Abandonment: One of Maya's major problems throughout the series is that Jack was a really horrible father when she was growing up and was never ever around. There's quite a few moments throughout the series where Jack lets her down.
  • Parental Substitute: Jack is this for Dennis. There are many moments where Dennis gets upset because Maya or someone else gets attention that he wants.
  • Perfectly Cromulent Word: "The Assistant" has Finch and Elliott giving Nina, who's trying to build up her vocabulary prior to an NPR appearance, a "word-a-day" calendar consisting entirely of these as a prank.
  • Pimped-Out Dress: Maya wears one, wearing a pink fairy princess dress, when she thinks everyone else is dressing up for Halloween.
  • Puppy-Dog Eyes: Maya attempts to do this to Finch, but it doesn't work.
    [Maya makes the Puss-In-Boots eyes]
    Finch: [disturbed] Are you gonna throw up?
    Maya: No... this is my "cute" face!
    Finch: If you promise not to do that anymore, I'll help you.
  • Retool: A minor tweaking in the final season, including the addition of a new female character, Vicki.
  • Really Gets Around: Nina.
  • Recursive Crossdressing: Nina mentors a drag queen who is playing her in a show. Then the actor gets into Nina's stash of pills and can't perform. Nina goes on stage to tell the crowd what has happened, but they think she's the impersonator, so Nina ends up doing the show herself.
  • Refuge in Audacity: A speech Jack stumbles upon while looking for Maya's boyfriend's puppet show.
    I'm Charlton Heston. Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun.
  • Repeated Cue, Tardy Response: Dennis forgets to buy Jack's lottery ticket on the one occasion when he actually wins. To cover it up, he doctors a ticket and leaves Jack's office window open, so that the ticket will fly away when Nina opens the door. The cue is Dennis saying "Lucky day", but Nina mistakenly thinks it's Marvin Gaye. Dennis continues on saying "Lucky day" in vain before Nina opens the door because she got tired of waiting.
  • Right Behind Me: Nina and Elliot have lunch with Greta, Nina's old Formerly Fit roommate. After Greta leaves, Nina starts talking about how thin she used to be. When Elliot says that Greta looks beautiful anyway, Nina thinks Greta is behind her, despite watching her walk out the door.
  • Running Gag:
    • Jack playing around with a new gadget every episode or two and it somehow ending badly.
    • Nina's "my friend Binnie" stories.
  • Screw the Rules, I Have Money!: In "The Two Faces of Finch, Part 1", Jack uses his vast influence to blacklist Elliott, rendering him unable to order a drink at the bar or even hail a cab - all because Elliott wouldn't give up his last cannoli. Elliott at last agrees to fork over the dessert, but not before scrubbing it with his tongue.
  • Sexy Coat Flashing: A model does this to Finch when they are dating.
  • Shirtless Scene: In "How Nina Got Her Groove Back", Maya dates a man who keeps taking his shirt off.
  • Shoo Out the New Guy: In the final season, at the insistence of NBC, Rena Sofer was added to the cast as Vicki Costa, a hairdresser whom Jack hires off the street. The character proved unpopular and didn't really add anything to the show, so she was written out halfway through the season. And then NBC didn't even air her goodbye episode, making it feel like a case of Chuck Cunningham Syndrome.
  • Shout-Out:
  • Sitcom Arch-Nemesis:
    • Jack has a friendly rivalry with Donald Trump.
    • Elliott shares a mutual animosity with Annie Leibowitz.
  • Soapbox Sadie: Maya. Often leading to Hypocritical Humor on her part.
  • Staging an Intervention: For Dennis, who has been dating a woman who keeps humiliating him but he can't get himself to leave her. Nina, who apparently has been in the receiving end of some interventions, is glad to be on the other side of one.
  • Spiders Are Scary: Jack attempts to use this when he borrows Kevin's pet tarantula to intimidate people during meetings. After the spider escapes (because Jack left the lid off the cage), he suddenly feels the urge to climb on top of his desk and search for it from up there.
  • Stalker with a Crush: Kevin for Nina.
  • Super Senses: Finch has "an ear for certain words"; like "nude", or "g-string". He's capable of hearing them from literally miles away.
  • To Shakespeare: "King Lear Jet" includes parodies of lines from Hamlet and Richard III as well as a Whole Plot Reference to King Lear.
  • That Came Out Wrong: When Elliott tells Jack he's going to propose to Maya:
    Jack: Now take what's mine and make it yours. (Beat) Came out a little creepy...
  • Theme Tune
  • The Reliable One: Dennis Finch. No matter what happens during the episode, he can fix it. There's a reason he's been Jack's right hand man for as long as he has.
  • Think Unsexy Thoughts: When Dennis has his Mistaken For Lesbian moment, he slips into Simon's bathroom and starts thinking about Sam Donaldson to keep an erection at bay so he can continue pretending to be a woman for a bit longer. It doesn't work, but Simon overhears him while making out in the bathtub with Nina and he tells her that it threw him off for a bit.
  • Threeway Sex:
    • In "Two Girls for Every Boy", Maya and a lesbian model get revenge on Finch, who tried to hook them up, by pretending they're willing to have a threesome with him but only if he completes an insane list of impossible tasks before sundown. Throughout the day, Finch is able to get anything he wants from fellow men simply by mentioning that it will help him in this goal (a mounted policeman even gives him a ride on his horse). After he fails miserably, the crowd of men waiting to know if he had succeeded (where they all failed apparently) is disappointed when he shrugs and says no… cue a Slow Clap moment for his effort.
    • In "The Two Faces of Finch, Part 2", Betsy seduces Finch by promising him a threesome. He becomes squicked out when he realizes that Elliott is the intended third person rather than another female.
  • Too Kinky to Torture: In "Two Girls for Every Boy", Jack tries to get Elliott and Nina to treat him like one of the gang. When they take the idea too far, Jack gets revenge on them by giving them chairs which are designed to give them electric shocks. Elliott howls in pain, but Nina actually gets off on the sensation and asks Jack for more.
  • Transgender: Dennis' childhood friend Bert who moved to Colorado when they were 12 came back into Dennis' life as an adult in Season 5 named Brandi and was played by Jenny McCarthy. Dennis found it difficult at first to accept them but after talking to Maya, it was like old times. Until Dennis tried to make a move and Brandi makes it clear that they're Like Brother and Sister. Dennis wasn't sure at first how to handle the attraction, but he accepted how he felt.
  • Ugly Guy, Hot Wife: Finch, who was married to Adrienne Barker (played by Rebecca Romijn) at the end of Season 3, and they divorced early Season 4 when it turned out they had nothing in common.
  • Unwanted Gift Plot: In "Nina in the Cantina", Finch has to try to get rid of a handmade vase Jack gave him. Knocking it over by "accident" fails to work, it's just that strong. He finally tries to smash it against the counter; a piece of the counter breaks off but the vase stays intact.
  • Vitriolic Co-Workers: All of the main cast is this. Despite their tendency to snark at one another endlessly, they often help one another out.
  • Welcome Episode: The pilot, in which Maya joins Blush.
  • While You Were in Diapers: Nina tries this on a younger model, but the model wasn't even born then, and Nina freaks out.
  • Whole Plot Reference:
    • A Christmas episode had Dennis fulfilling the role of The Grinch.
    • Another episode had Jack as King Lear, with Maya as Cordelia, and Elliott and Nina as Goneril and Regan.
  • Will They or Won't They?:
    • Elliott and Maya for a few seasons. Before the writers realized no one cared, and a romance didn't gel with the Comedic Sociopathy of the show. As such, Elliott promptly has a panic attack as soon as he proposes to Maya, and that's the end of that.
    • Finch and Nina for one episode.
    • When Vicki joined the cast, the writers immediately started doing this with her and Elliott. And then just as quickly stopped.
  • Yoko Oh No: In-universe example. Nina dates the guitarist in Finch's air band, and the ensuing friction causes him to leave the group; Finch even addresses Nina as Yoko at one point. It turns out that she was doing this intentionally because she was embarrassed about him being in an air band.

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