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The star of the channel. He "reviews" and "recaps" a number of different video games, in the same way that The Onion "reports" the news. Naturally, most of his reviews are filled with deliberate factual misinformation and are more comedy routine than proper review.

  • The Ageless: Kilian claims to be this after beating Death in a game of karaoke. It's his explanation as to is why he makes so many historical references; he doesn't keep track of what's relevant. It may or may not have some kind of connection to the whole "is a red panda" thing.
  • Animal Motifs: Pictures of red pandas are how Kilian usually portrays himself, which gets lampshaded several times.
  • Been There, Shaped History: Spoofed in this video . According to Kilian, he causes the invention of the internet, the collapse of the Soviet Union and the eventual bankruptcy of Rare Entertainment.
  • Cloudcuckoolander: He fits the bill. He has an irrational hatred of manatees, he associates Christmas with DYSTOPIAN MEGACITIES, and (most visibly) he's prone to making wildly inaccurate readings of the games' lore.
  • Mood Whiplash: Anytime that Kilian's actual opinion on something comes up or he seriously answers a viewer question, you can be sure that an off-the-wall joke is sure to follow.

     Kilian's player characters 

These are the player characters in Kilian's games.

In General

Friskies (Dragon Age: Origins)

  • Casanova Wannabe: Friskies is very bad at flirting. He attempts to flirt with Morrigan using a pun, only for it to backfire because his pun didn't make much sense.
  • Dirty Coward: Rather than sacrifice himself to kill the Archdemon, he pleads Alistar to do it for him.
  • Fate Worse than Death: Listening to his rapping is considered this In-Universe. Alistair would rather die then hear it, and Loghain gives up right after hearing it.
  • Square Race, Round Class: Despite being a Fighter he puts all his stats into points into leveling up his Cunning, a bit like a Rogue would.
  • Who Names Their Kid "Dude"?: He is named after the cat food brand. Kilian points out he has no idea why.

The Inquisitor (Dragon Age: Inquisition)

  • Boring, but Practical: Left the winter castle because he didn't want to pay the heating bills.
  • No Name Given: While Kilian describes designing his character's physical appearance, he never mentioned the name.
  • Really Gets Around: Apparently slept with all the characters, as Kilian made a "guide" for players curious as to who they should date. Said guide is just Kilian describing which body parts the possible love interests show naked when romanced.
  • Wizards and Witches: This Inquisitor is a Human Mage.

Godlike Merchant (Pillars of Eternity)

  • Greed: This character's dream is to get filthy rich.
  • Intrepid Merchant: He's a merchant.
  • No Name Given: While Kilian describes designing his character's physical appearance, he never mentioned the name.
  • Politically Incorrect Hero: Kilian describes his player character as being "impressively racist", while showing him wearing a KKK hood.
  • Superior Species: Kilion picked his race, Godlike, just because of the impressive name.
  • Wizards and Witches: In addition to being a merchant, he's also a wizard.

Melvin (Total War: Warhammer)

  • Accidental Hero: For the Chaos faction. He accidentally made his way through causing war and strife, without meaning to at all.
  • Actual Pacifist: Only defeated a single enemy before; mosquito. During the video Melvin ends up accidentally causes conflict but never actually fights.
  • Dropped a Bridge on Him: He manages to get victory after victory, and then dies because the bread and garlic farms were gone, leaving him unable to survive without garlic bread.
  • Magnetic Hero: Somehow manages to get both skeletons and goblins to fight for him by being a good talker.
  • Not Quite the Right Thing: In-Universe the Chaos Gods are angry with him because he manages to spread chaos, but not their kind of chaos.
  • Trademark Favorite Food: Garlic bread. Sadly he ends up dying from a lack of it.


     Other notable characters 
These are other important characters in Kilian's games.

Duke Stephen of Some Place

  • The Ace: Manages to regularly defeat invasions from Kilian's Cornwallian Empire, despite only ruling one small island.
  • Idiot Ball: He accepts the offer of being vassal, meaning Kilian can just imprison him now.
  • Inexplicably Awesome: How is he able to befriend his assassins over a simple conversation, make Kilian's chancellor defect (And have a gay marriage with him) and live for more 400 years? Not even Kilian knows.


  • The Ace: He was able to put Kilian's theme parks into tip-top shape before Kilian himself could notice, and thoroughly stomped the Spinosaurus.
  • But Now I Must Go: His episode ends with him leaving the park. Kilian claims he went on to become a small-town sheriff in Texas.
  • My Species Doth Protest Too Much: Despite being a dinosaur himself, he foils Kilian's plan to annihilate humanity with a dinosaur army.


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