Of course, when a show is a common target for trolling, funny moments will be common.
Every single moment of THIS broadcast. Possibly his greatest rage ever.
The June 17, 2011 4chan raid is most likely the Trope Codifier for most prank calls on the show nowadays. Most of the trolls beforehand were more sophisticated, with characters such as the Internet Buttstalker and Herbert the Pervert. But most of these people just played random audio clips. Ghost was clearly losing his patience after hearing "Fuck You Texas" for the 500th time, along with the ones trying to call him a racist.
Ghost: I'm startin' to read these now, and I'm not gonna say 'em (Implying he's not going to say without realizing what he said)
*Several Moments Later*
Ghost: ...All_Schlongheads_Aimed_At_Ghost—- Ahh get that asshole ahh—- get him off!!!
And some Sandusky (who is convicted of child molestation) names.
Ghost: We have Sandusky_Shower_Attendant. Uh... AH GOD DAMN—- *cans.wav*
Ghost: We have Toddler Speed Bump... Toddler Speed Bump?! Get that sick son of a bitch out of here!
There have been several splices involving Ghost somehow using the "N-word", including him saying that shooting them from helicopters (which is legal in Texas too, apparently) sounds fun to him, Keyboard Cat playing him off for hating them, and saying Herman Cain is one (which is technically correct, but he shouldn't be)
For several shows in a row, Ghost was bombarded by multiple calls in a row containing a looping audio clip of someone saying "Ban all bronies." The funny part, is that despite his history of objecting to anything pro-My Little Pony being brought up on the show, he still raged at them, most likely because they have somehow managed to combo with the "Ban all bronies" call in ways he had never thought possible. Later on, it was joined by "Castrate bronies.", "Fuck bronies.", and Ear Rape.
On another Pony-related note, on August 28, 2011, Prison from Celestia Radio phoned in during a "Capitalist Confessions" segment. Somehow, Ghost managed to mistake him for Ted Williams, so he started to play along. Eventually, Ghost concluded that Ted Williams was a brony, and that he had been reduced to "Money, Success, Fame, Bronies."
One time, Ghost said "You know what? It would be different if you would have said 'Texas sucks the chrome off of a '57 Chevy bumper'". Conveniently, someone got the bright idea to just expunge the middle portion of that sentence. That, along with perfect timing, payed off big time.
But even before that, he wants to get off because someone made a Twitter username making fun of the Texas wildfires (which have been a topic that has always been met with wildfires from Ghost), but then says that the switchboard was "conveniently locking up" and wasn't letting him end the show, followed an example of a typical "scumbag" caller (who offered him an Applejack fursuit)
September 19, 2011: Ghost takes all the calls. At once.
One time 213 called from the Occupy LA protest, completely ignored Ghost's threats to bring up the women hanging around here. Ghost responded just as well as you think.
There was also the time when 213 called in after Ghost discussed his hatred for government entitlements for the 1000th time. 213 then "confesses" that he's been taking EBT checks from two locations. See the glorious results here
The film actually idolizes blacks in a way, so that may not have been his intention.
Ghost first remarks how the instrumental opening is "kind of catchy", then begins asking "What is this crap?" when the chorus arrives...
Some of the early raids are pretty hilarious too, such as this.
There was the time when a caller played a bit of spliced audio with Ghost saying he hates n-words, followed by Keyboard Cat playing him off. Ghost then calls him back, only for the caller to play the same audio clip.
Recently, Ghost revealed he hated the Dave Matthews Band. October 26th 2011 broadcast, he hears a Dave Matthews Band remix. Cue the cans.
347 calls in pretending to be on his side about Obama, then asks a question. "Why haven't you SUCKED MY DICK! SUCKED MY DICK!" First clip played
On October 28, someone played Souljaquest. Later on, someone sang it, followed by Ghost criticizing how he sang it, then singing it himself to demonstrate. While much lawls were had at hearing Ghost sing "I'M SO FRESH YOU CAN SUCK MY NUTS", the following Monday (the Halloween episode), you can just guess what happened next.
On the show for November 1st, Ghost profiles Boston Dynamics' PETMAN. As he does so, he breaks out into a rendition of Welcome To The Machine. During Radio Graffiti, just around fifteen minutes later, we get this.
After getting agitated by the Inspector Hambone remix, he then went on a intermission and ordered the Engineer to play some Latin music. He did, but after a minute he started playing the Boss Nigger song again. Ghost was clearly not amused, again.
Someone calls in pretending to be Phoenix Wright and call out one of his racist contradictions. Unfortunately, Ghost doesn't get it and declares the call as a Major Fail.
Ghetto Capitalist joins in the hambone fun and calls Ghost "the hambone of the hood".
And tension was high in general, since "his man" had just dropped out of the running for the Republican nomination.
After too many Herman Cain jokes on December 6, he ragequit, as usual.... or did he? After that, The Engineer decided to pull a Hostile Show Takeover, playing a medley of songs Ghost hates (i.e. Nyan Cat, Friday, the Theme from Boss, etc.), and then somehow taking calls.
One (male) caller wanted to have Engineer's babies because he's awesome. Leading this conversation.
Caller: Do you know what babies are?
Caller: When a mommy ducky and a mommy ducky, er wait that's wrong...
Afterward, Ghost came back, and raged at The Engineer for taking over the show when he was supposed to end it, claiming that he is the talent, and The Engineer is just an engineer. Of course, this led to everyone idolizing him, much to Ghost's surprise.
Note Party/Tri$ha calls in when Ghost is talking about Christmas parties to express her love of note parties and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Ghost notices her voice cracking and asks if she's not taking her "feminine pills". Her response?
Did I stutter hambone?
You can guess Ghost's reaction.
This clip. Might also cause nightmares due to how insanely angry he gets.
December 12, 2011: "If you're fruity and you know it, shoveitupyourass! EEEERRRRRGGGHHH! If you're fruity and you know it, shoveitupyourass! EEEERRRRRGGGHHH! If you're fruity and you know it and you really wanna show it, if you're fruity and you know it, become a brony! My little ponyyyy~"
Funnily enough, Ghost didn't react to the yelling that sounded like he was shoving something up his as.
Equestrian Citizen calls in again to point out Ghost's racism, asking why he hates Russians. He even gives out his address on air knowing Ghost can't do anything to him.
The "Ghost has cancer" joke kept on popping up from time to time the next day.
Ashoe called in saying he was going to be taken to a doctor after being kicked in the balls, Ghost was concerned over his parents doing that... until Ash mentioned that he probably couldn't shoot anymore.
Tub Guy: Ghost, I filled the tub full of gravy, let's roll around like a couple of hambones! Oh my!
The December 28th broadcast has this moment. It is, however followed by a scary moment as Tri$sha/Noteparty gets beaten to death mid-broadcast, then goes to funny again as Ghost is trying to make sense of what just happened. While throwing cans around of course.
During the "Ghosties" episode, Noteparty confirmed that SuspiciousTumbleweed was pulling a fast one
However it was later discovered in his paltalk that It was really just members of the capitalist army he arranged with and was selecting their calls on prompt. It was the same with the BAN ALL BRONIES stuff and other calls like this.
Someone calls in questioning Ghost's method of handling his show, noting how what he does is not normal compared to other radio shows. Ghost completely flips his lid, accusing the caller of being a pedophile.
Ghetto Capitalist does it again, this time in Radio Graffiti about his video about unseating Lamar Smith and requesting Ghost to follow him on Twitter. To say Ghost was angry would be an understatement; to double the hilarity, his mic died again.
The chatroom shoutouts in general, since Ghost had been informed that his microphone was malfunctioning, and had to hurry with them before it broke down completely, so he couldn't double check the names he said.
Ghost singing along to a trumpet playing caller by making his best goat impersonation is just too ridiculous to pass up.
Ghost the Hitman Hart. A remix of Bret Hart's theme and Ghost failed to identify the wrestler's theme, calling it "isn't that some wrestling intro to some muscle-bound idiot that comes out in panties?" then unleashed cans.
Tub Guy's page on the TCR Wiki reveals some calls he planned but never came to be. Including a trailer for a sex tape between Ghost and transsexual porn star Amy Daly, a meeting between Tub Guy and Herbert and a new money-making idea with Ghetto Capitalist and Tub Guy involving flesh lights and MLP stickers.
This YouTube user who specializes in Garry's Mod videos (a few of which include references to and are even themed around True Capitalist Radio) recreated several calls from the shownote with Ghost, Engineer, and the callers being represented usually as Team Fortress 2 characters Gmod style in twovideos. To those looking for a good laugh, they're not something to be passed over.