Ghost is immortal.And his rage is the power source. Many times, he rages so hard that he apparently pukes or gets a heart attack. Yet he still keeps coming back for more. The reason? He's immortal, but he needs to rage HARD everyday to keep up the spell. The Trolls aren't killing him, they're only making him stronger.
Ghost is not only a troll, but also the one behind Bad Lip ReadingIt was already theorized that he's a Man of a Thousand Voices- just like the guy behind Bad Lip Reading. Both of them also live in Texas. If he's a troll, it would make sense.
Ghost is an actual ghostA poltergeist, to be exact. And he keeps the cans around because he needs them to manifest some sort of physical form
Ghost is Cave JohnsonBoth characters are prone to rants and have a past with someone named Caroline.
Ghost is a closet BronyFirstly, despite claiming to hate the show and its fandom, Ghost can recognize quotes, characters, and memes from it, and he's even aware of "clopping" too. Then, we got him getting into a hissyfit over the "Ban all bronies" callers, though this may had been more because of the fact that they somehow got into multiple calls in a row and started to get annoying ("JESUS CHRIS-I MEAN, HOW MANY NUMBERS DO THESE IDIOTS HAVE?!"). Some listeners jumped to conclusions and interpreted it as a defense against them.
Ghost is Andrew Ryan‹bercapitalist with a god complex. After being ressurected in a vita chamber, he broadcasts from Rapture, throwing in loads of references to Sixth street and other stereotypically Texan things to throw them off the scent. Alternatively...
Ghost is Frank Fontaine''Goddamn Sploicers!!''
Ghost is always in such a bad mood because of lack of sleep.He sure does like to talk about how he only gets a few hours of sleep each night.
Ghost is a pig-literally-, and the Engineer is his caretaker.He was created as a freak experiment in a laboratory, being giving the human brain of an angry capitalist, and the pig body was harassed by a pony back on the farm, hence his hate of My Little Pony. It also proves correct many conjectures on his nature-he is a capitalist pig, a racist pig, a hambone, and he is not actually Jewish-but he doesn't eat other pigs, so he adheres to Jewish dietary regulations.
Ghost is made out of beer cans.cans.wav is just him flailing around in anger, and sometimes actually hitting crap on his desk.
Tub Guy isn't actually calling Ghost from the tub, but from the showerC'mon, we all know it's true.
KaraszKun was hired by Ghost to troll his trolls.Seeing as how Ghost's fans and trolls really hate KaraszKun, this theory wouldn't be too farfetched.
Tub Guy is in Ghost's house.Ghost is always away doing the show and drinking on sixth street; Tub Guy moved in quite a while ago, Ghost just doesn't know it yet because he's never at home long enough to use the bathroom and realize there's a guy living in there.
Ghost owns, and broadcasts from, a can factory.This explains why he's a capitalist and always seems to have some cans ready. The engineer is obviously just an employee there.
Ghost is using the show to convert his trolls to Capitalism.And it's working. Angrish is him being drunk off his ass. Presumably, his Alcohol-Induced Idiocy also keeps him from properly screening the calls, and it's his cans that are being knocked around by Ghost in his his various Unstoppable Rages.
Ghost is an Armoured Closet GayThink about it. He spends more time thinking about men's penises and men's asses than any straight man ever would, and as a defense mechanism assumes a facade of homophobia, while projecting his own secret homosexuality onto everyone he talks to. At the end of each broadcast, he frequently goes to a bar on 6th Street. What he fails to mention is that it's a gay bar.
Canada (not "Canadia") is non-existant to GhostExplains why he always refers to "Canadia" instead. He knows what it is and that it exists.