Haiku: True Capitalist

Extreme right-winger
Ghost, a very angry man
With his rage, cans fly

Ghost would often yell
MAH MAN! Herman Sugar Cane
Now Cane has dropped out.

YOU MILKY-LICKIN'
DILDO-UP-THE-ASS-HAVIN'
DUMB FRUITBOWL BASTARDS!

Ghost gives some shoutouts
What?! "Colon Tenderizer?"
Sick son of a bitch.

Jesus Christ, I mean
How many freakin' splices
Are there, fer Chrissake!?