Laconic / True Capitalist

Texan man with a Hair-Trigger Temper attempts to teach the world about capitalism, gets trolled as a result. Hilarity Ensues.
Now, I think it's time for everybody's favorite part of the article, AND I'M TALKIN' ABOUT THE UNABRIDGED VERSIIIOOOONNNNN! HA HA HA HA HA!

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