Herschel Clay (a.k.a. Mantium)Dagnab Cytocorp hardware! If I found out who's been ordering from that cheap-wad supplierĶ I might as well make my own eprom chips if we're going to use this junk!
Almighty Janitor: His job is quite a bit more than 'janitor', but he doesn't come across as 'teaching staff' normally.
He's the maintenance guy for PS238. Along with the guy that designed and built it.
Uncanny Valley: Normally, Doc P appears pretty much human, but (at least when interacting with his other selves) can lapse into Uncanny Valley-ness pretty badly. The other teachers tell him to knock it off because he's so unconvincing it's creeping them out.
Vashti Imperia (a.k.a. Spell Syrin)Only you see my true appearance. To everyone else I look like Vashti Imperia, J. Crew patron.
Nigh Invulnerable: He's been driven something like four feet into concrete flooring by a blow to the head. It doesn't seem to have done much more than stun him briefly (and leave him stuck).
Shapeshifter Mode Lock: Max may be a massively strong, stone-tough bruiser that's more than seven feet tall, but he's pretty much stuck that way, which isn't much fun. He doesn't fit through doorways very well, can't move very fast and he can't even wear shoes, since they just kind of... burst.
The Human Alloy (a.k.a. Wayne Miller)I've faced down military-level ordnance, fought beings with laser-beam eyes, taken on the worst the underworld has to offer... but [teaching] scares me worse than Doctor Von Fogg's legion of mole-warriors on a mushroom bender.
Captain Clarinet (a.k.a. Mo-Ron "Ron" Peterson)Age: 8I wasn't sure I wanted to do this saving people and stuff. It felt good to help, but I still want to make my music.
The Flea (a.k.a. Alejandro Torres)Age: 8Is now when you tell me to "stay out of trouble" and "go back home" and "it's too dangerous" and stuff?
The Beastmaster/Speaks Fluent Animal: Talks to and commands insects. This is quite useful to him - flies make excellent bugs, and even high-tech powered armour can be inconvenienced by a big swarm of bees.
MalphastAge: ?The son of a demon and an angel.To be honest, I didn't know I could do it. It sort of "happened." I think I need to learn more about what I am from Ms. Imperia.
Power Incontinence: Accidentally summons a tentacled... thing while listening to music.
Reality Warper: Among others - part of his remit is that there hasn't been a demon/angel hybrid before, so no-one knows what he can do.
Me's a Crowd: Mentions that he built "a homunculus out of cafeteria food."
Absolute Powers a.k.a. Toby MarlockeTyler's former remote-control clone body, given autonomy by the actions of the forces of Order and Chaos and adopted by his parents. In the process, Toby gained quantum-based Reality Warper powers.To get what I wanted,I had to give up something: the best friend I could have.
Replacement Goldfish (Played with - though he's a clone designed to impersonate Tyler,he is the empowered son Tyler's parents have always wanted. As a result, Tyler worries they'll like Toby more.)
Tyler Marlocke (a.k.a. Moon Shadow)Age: 8A normal boy with two very famous heroes for parents. They wonder why he hasn't got any powers, but he is sent to school "just in case".Look, I can't do any of the stuff you do. I don't have... you know... powers.
MurphyAge: ?I am acquainted with all stories form this world and others as they form the tableau of what you quaintly call "reality." The dreams of all sentient beings come together to shape what we see when we walk apart from the realms of sleep, and the whimsical novels of which we speak give their small contribution to making whole that which we see as the universe.
ProsperoAge: UnknownThis is a sample of DNA that came from what you call a "cafeteria". It has evolved several times since I constructed this device. I have concerns for those consuming it.
Harold Nelson (a.k.a The Rainmaker)The government wants to know how superpowers work, so they poke and prod the folks with powers that can't fight back. Like us.